CONGRATULATIONS JEFFREY

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500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

How can I get a "felony expunged" so nice we are starting this over

# ? Jun 26, 2020 02:50

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:10

Doc Fission: Sep 11, 2011

I posted this on Twitter but Jeffrey please pile every goon into the Nissan and take us to the McDonald's drivethru. I would like a double cheeseburger combo. Thank you

# ? Jun 26, 2020 02:53

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I don't have plat anymore cause I keep getting banned, but congrats and thank you Jeff, I promise not to ever sass you for the rest of my posting career cause you saved the forums

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:03

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Also, can I please be a GBS mod now? I promise I am ready

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:06

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Doc Fission posted:

I posted this on Twitter but Jeffrey please pile every goon into the Nissan and take us to the McDonald's drivethru. I would like a double cheeseburger combo. Thank you

Can I get an m&m McFlurry?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:07

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Kosher Pickup Line posted:

Also starwar betamax

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:08

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Here knows what he has to do. He's knows where he's been and v why and what he must do

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:10

Chuck Bartowski: Apr 14, 2006; Working on my five-year plan, just need to choose a font.

Choose posted:

Congratulations Jeffrey!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:10

Rhymenoserous: May 23, 2008

can't wait to find out this whole time the thing has been hosted on GeoCities and the server costs were in fact made up.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:12

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

Jeffrey can I have the honor of being your �first blood� when you officially become owner by you banning me right off the bat? Like I�m talking you get the keys at 12:00 and my rear end is banned at 12:01. Let me die a legend.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:14

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Khanstant posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np6vAuS0KNs

was expecting an edit to have vilerat at the end

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:22

Choose: Feb 15, 2020

jeff good

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:38

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Spinz posted:

You have my sword

And my Ax(e body spray)

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:55

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

hell yeah dude

i will never forget the goatse unleashed at the beginning of his reign

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:56

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I'm going to be honest, I have no idea who jeff is.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:58

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

nooneofconsequence posted:

I'm going to be honest, I have no idea who jeff is.

Also what is a YOSPOS?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:02

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Also what is a YOSPOS?

its an type of jam I'm pretty sure. That's what Wikimedia says anyway

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:07

Choose: Feb 15, 2020

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:25

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

as a (dear friend / lifelong enemy) of jeffery yospos i (heartily congratulate/emphatically condemn) him for his (bloody coup/righteous liberation) of our forums

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:28

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

This is good.

Let us know what the server costs really are, Jeff.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:45

remigious: May 13, 2009; Destruction comes inevitably; Hell Gem

Really happy that an agreement was reached!! Thank you!

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:46

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

Free NVJ

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:54

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Raged posted:

Free NVJ

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:57

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Also please make me a mod

# ? Jun 26, 2020 04:57

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Kosher Pickup Line posted:

Bring back dgsw

No
I can list why not but hopefully I don't need to

# ? Jun 26, 2020 05:20

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Choose posted:

# ? Jun 26, 2020 05:28

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Who's going to make the forums profitable now?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 05:31

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

man... one of those rare times when exactly the thing you wanted to happen happens and you dont even know what to say

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gary oldmans diary posted:

it seemed like at one point a lot of good posters left gbs for yospos so maybe i have an unshakeable bias but if jeffrey from yospos became a forum *WEBMASTER* somewhere id be interested

reading yospos itself with original stylesheet hurts my eyes though

� � � � ^ ^ ^

hello sa webmaster jeffrey of yospos

# ? Jun 26, 2020 05:31

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Wtf is going on? Did Jeff best the tax in single combat or something?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 05:37

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Turning somethingawful into a goon project is probably the surest way to see it all burn down yeah

god i love these dead gay forums

congrats jeffrey!

# ? Jun 26, 2020 05:46

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Outrail posted:

Wtf is going on? Did Jeff best the tax in single combat or something?

In case you're serious:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/announcement.php?forumid=1

quote:

I, Jeffrey of YOSPOS, have reached an agreement with Lowtax to transfer all Something Awful LLC assets to me. No contract has been signed yet but these things take time and I want to make this announcement now. Obviously, if this falls through, you all will hear it straight from me.

Lowtax asked me to make clear that this is not an admission of any guilt. He maintains his innocence. However, he recognizes that the site cannot continue with him in charge, and the community and site are more important than his name.

This has been one of the most stressful and sad ~72 hours of my forums life and I'm sure everyone has a million questions and I'll plan on discussing this with the community tonight, after taking a few hours to catch my breath. Please don't burn down the whole site yet - we can get through this as a community.

This site has been extremely important to me since I joined 15 years ago. I love this place more than anything and, and top of everything else, the idea of it just going away was heartbreaking to me. My promise to all of you is that I love something awful as something awful, and my intention is to preserve all of the things that make this site incredible. This will be something awful, at its best, not any sort of weird vision of what something awful should be.

https://i.imgur.com/9nOBbrd.mp4

# ? Jun 26, 2020 05:49

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Thanks, I must have missed that thread somehow. I was serious and thank you and God drat the goatman got me again.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 05:52

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Jeff, pal, I'm not even kidding I will mod GBS for free, don't even expect a dime. Look, I'm even willing to put in a "probation :grin:

period" as mod of the pellet palace if that would help your decision

# ? Jun 26, 2020 05:58

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

These forums have been my online "home" since George Goddamn loving Bush was president and I can't express how happy I am that they'll be continuing under a non-misogynist.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:06