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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
This has been a difficult couple of days for all of us, and after a lot of discussion, the modmins have decided, the future of the Something Awful Forums is VIRTUAL REALITY. In the future, instead of visiting a traditional internet forum, you will log onto the virtual Something Awful world, which will be depicted as a library. Instead of reading threads in a forum, you will virtually walk to a row of books of your choice and select a book from the shelf and open it to read each discussion. You can use your virtual quill and ink to contribute to the discussion. The forum will be closing for 3 months in order to implement these exciting new changes. Thank you.

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Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

VR will only open up more opportunities for the posters here to gently caress me

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

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Fun Shoe
Can't wait to jack up and go online!

edit: meant to say "go online and jack off" my bad

Kibbles n Shits fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jun 26, 2020

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I'll be using my "virtual quill and ink" alright iykwim.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
What if there were a forum where you only replied with videos and people talked to each other using video posts, hahaha, just kidding. Remember when lowtax said that though?

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Links to articles and other outside media become even less likely to be "clicked" as doing so requires you to exit to the library parking lot, wait for a cyberbus, and ride it to the virtual location in order to access the content. Plat users can call a DigiUber but the driver is always a simulation of Kyoon circa Obama's second term, or DocEvil describing Star Trek gifs he made using words only while checking you out in the mirror constantly seeing if you're laughing or smiling.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Please touch my webspace

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
W-whoa, what's that man doing to his rear end in a top hat..... IN 3-D???? :wth:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I feel like I would still end up sitting around a lot still in VRawful

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Professor Shark posted:

I feel like I would still end up sitting around a lot still in VRawful

that sounds pretty good

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


(USER EXPERIENCES 6 HOURS OF CYBER-PAIN FOR THIS VIRTUPOST)

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
If only I could walk into a real library and open a random page in a random book and have good chance of seeing goatse.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Virtually suck my drat balls op

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




The Bramble posted:

Links to articles and other outside media become even less likely to be "clicked" as doing so requires you to exit to the library parking lot, wait for a cyberbus, and ride it to the virtual location in order to access the content. Plat users can call a DigiUber but the driver is always a simulation of Kyoon circa Obama's second term, or DocEvil describing Star Trek gifs he made using words only while checking you out in the mirror constantly seeing if you're laughing or smiling.

So we're Star Citizen now?

Stooge
Aug 27, 2018


Mooey Cow posted:

If only I could walk into a real library and open a random page in a random book and have good chance of seeing goatse.

in the immortal words of smokey bear

"Only you can fill library books with goatse flyers"

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Pontificating rear end posted:

that sounds pretty good

Imagine the VR chair you could make. You probably wouldn't have to reach very far to do anything

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
f

Pontificating Ass fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Jun 26, 2020

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I don't know what those words mean talk to me like I'm an idiot

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

An Ounce of Gold posted:

Please touch my webspace

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Welcome to my webzone.

Wippersnapper
Nov 1, 2003

Stealing your favourite hockey teams
...in spirit.
Oh good I’ve been wondering what that crooked penis would look like in 3D

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Man it better not be a fuckin western.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
mehh

Pontificating Ass fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Jun 27, 2020

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Will the librarians in Neo-SA be of the naughty variety?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

let me remove the loving stickies from my bookmarks you cowards!!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Cuz if they're not going to be of the naughty variety then gently caress YOU

gently caress YOU AND gently caress THIS WEBSITE

WHO THE HELL READS ANYMORE ANYWAY LMAO ITS 2020

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



sorry for yelling its a tense time

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Cuz if they're not going to be of the naughty variety then gently caress YOU

gently caress YOU AND gently caress THIS WEBSITE

WHO THE HELL READS ANYMORE ANYWAY LMAO ITS 2020

Send words into my brainnn

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
Will this allow me to have cyber sexual relations with the posts of other users?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Fart, OP.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Will this update include smellovision? I feel it's essential to good VR. Just think, the musty smell of cumshrooms in the SA library.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

You mean this isn’t going to be the one where we go to the old west

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Will the chair be soft or fast?

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feller
Jul 5, 2006


Professor Shark posted:

Will the chair be soft or fast?

a leather racing chair

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