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jimmyjams: King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

brb

# ? Jul 3, 2020 22:27

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:25

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 22:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Jul 3, 2020 22:36

nut

its cool i'll wait

# ? Jul 3, 2020 22:49

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*me cupping my hands and crouching down behind the op while stifling laughter*

# ? Jul 3, 2020 22:58

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Is OP ok?

# ? Jul 3, 2020 23:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Jul 3, 2020 23:10

City of Glompton

Fredrik1 posted:

Is OP ok?

he fell in i'm p sure it's ok tho it's summertime so it's kind of like going swimming

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 4, 2020 00:31

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

thats one looong poo :ohdear:

# ? Jul 4, 2020 06:50

Escape From Noise

You clearly aren't leadership material in the DPRK op

# ? Jul 4, 2020 07:54

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

I think whatever was down there got him good

# ? Jul 4, 2020 10:33

Goons Are Gifts

If he comes back and brings ButtTheShitmanFart with him I'm OK with waiting

# ? Jul 4, 2020 11:09

nut

look my wife n kids won't stop texting they're worried i said i'd be hom eyesterday

# ? Jul 4, 2020 12:34

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

how long do you have to wait before filing a missing persons report?

# ? Jul 4, 2020 12:59

Escape From Noise

Here I sit
Broken hearted
I came to post
But merely farted

# ? Jul 4, 2020 15:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

As long as everything comes out all right in the end

# ? Jul 4, 2020 18:59

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

As long as everything comes out all right in the end

# ? Jul 4, 2020 19:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Here lies OP
He never pooped

# ? Jul 5, 2020 23:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

a stall man to the bitter end

# ? Jul 5, 2020 23:35

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

yo just so you know I�m taking a poo poo right now.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:15

gary oldmans diary

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

As long as everything comes out all right in the end

bad news: it turned out right at the end

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:37

nut

The_Rob posted:

yo just so you know I�m taking a poo poo right now.

going to have to update the model with this new data

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:40

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

You clearly aren't leadership material in the DPRK op

ha I just got this while I was taking a poo poo.

it's funny because no buttholes. :laugh:

# ? Jul 6, 2020 03:38

treasure bear

thanks for the update jimmy, keep us informed

# ? Jul 6, 2020 04:10

nut

i think i know how u got the jam in ur name

# ? Jul 6, 2020 04:33

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

constipation is no joke

#polarbr�d offers a wide variety of healthy foods that can help you become more regular

# ? Jul 6, 2020 15:59

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

who the fuk took all my shits?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 6, 2020 16:03

vanisher

(Thread goes 16 pages without the OP following up)

It.. Was it him? BTSMF?

# ? Jul 6, 2020 16:47

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

(Thread goes 16 pages without the OP following up)

It.. Was it him? BTSMF?

# ? Jul 6, 2020 16:50

RYYSZLA

gary oldmans diary posted:

bad news: it turned out right at the end

Some of it also went a little to the left

I for one am happy to remain a porpoise.

Why does this website porpoise-shame people?

# ? Jul 7, 2020 00:58

google THIS

vanisher posted:

(Thread goes 16 pages without the OP following up)

It.. Was it him? BTSMF?

Luvcow posted:

I'm getting abandonment issues from all these poop-centric posters leaving us

# ? Jul 7, 2020 01:21

google THIS

Looking at my poop in the toilet

Looking at the flush handle

Squaring my jaw and deciding that I'm not going to do it, that this cycle ends with me

# ? Jul 7, 2020 01:24

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

It's been 4 hours. I wonder if he's been struggling to get out a girthy one that's been stuck, or if it's been one really long (4 hour long) snake coiling up in the bowl

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# ? Jul 7, 2020 02:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

op is sitting atop a quadruple decker proudly eating a ham sandwich and laughing at our futile posts

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Jul 7, 2020

# ? Jul 7, 2020 04:10

gary oldmans diary

amateurs poo poo their pants. a pro like me can poo poo the floor while running to the toilet trying to get a head start on taking his underwear off
man i miss the dine-in experience

# ? Jul 7, 2020 08:35

unknown butthole: The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on

my shits are almost always semi-solid and volumous. I've made it a habit to weigh myself before and after making GBS threads and it's almost always at least a pound of poo poo that leaves my body.

# ? Jul 7, 2020 09:40

nut

when i take go to take a poo poo i make sure to tell at least two people and i bring my phone

# ? Jul 7, 2020 11:47

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Op is now one with the toilet bowl.

unknown butthole posted:

my shits are almost always semi-solid and volumous. I've made it a habit to weigh myself before and after making GBS threads and it's almost always at least a pound of poo poo that leaves my body.

Me too, but only mornings. Is it because of meat we eat? (Genuine question, please don't judge)

# ? Jul 7, 2020 12:07