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City of Glompton

it's not anyone's birthday i'm just a monster

# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:19

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# ? May 1, 2024 12:39

City of Glompton

if there was cake involved you wouldn't think twice about what i'm doing would you?

# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:20

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

What kind of ice cream?

# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:27

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

What kind of fork?

Dinner? desert? Salad? oyster???

plz tell me it is not a spork.....

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:32

nut

I like to precut the scoop into smaller bite-sized pieces while still in the kitchen so I don�t have to take the steak knife with me

# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:32

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

confused as to why "ice cream shish kebab" isn't the big seller i thought it would be

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:41

City of Glompton

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

What kind of fork?

Dinner? desert? Salad? oyster???

plz tell me it is not a spork.....

dinner

nut posted:

I like to precut the scoop into smaller bite-sized pieces while still in the kitchen so I don’t have to take the steak knife with me

me too, smart :byob1:

magic cactus posted:

confused as to why "ice cream shish kebab" isn't the big seller i thought it would be

i liked it

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:44

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

magic cactus posted:

confused as to why "ice cream shish kebab" isn't the big seller i thought it would be

getting a rise out if the audience with this kebab routine is a sher bet

# ? Jul 4, 2020 03:00

City of Glompton

you, a normal person :byodood:

: i eat ice cream in a bowl, with a spoon. that lets me scoop up the melty bits, yummy!

me, efficient, smart :smuggo:

: i eat ice cream on a plate with a fork, i can fit more plates in the dishwasher and a fork is less likely to have residue left on it afterward

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 4, 2020 03:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

plate is easier to lick clean like an animal :shrug:

# ? Jul 4, 2020 03:07

nut

me with a hand dug right into the chapmans tub too dirty to type a post

# ? Jul 4, 2020 03:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Ice cream is pretty much mashed potatoes

# ? Jul 4, 2020 04:50

FluffieDuckie

nut posted:

me with a hand dug right into the chapmans tub too dirty to type a post

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jul 4, 2020 05:13

old friend

eating icecream off a paper towel like a slice of cake, no cutlery

# ? Jul 4, 2020 13:06

Stooge

old friend posted:

eating icecream off a paper towel like a slice of cake, no cutlery

# ? Jul 4, 2020 13:29

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

eating spaghetti ice cream with fork and spoon, like god intended

# ? Jul 4, 2020 13:30

nut

putting a scoop of rocky road outside on a warm brick waiting for it to melt to hand pick out all the goodies

# ? Jul 4, 2020 13:33

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

eating ice cream with one chopstick

# ? Jul 4, 2020 14:40

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

asking for my ice cream to be well done and sending it back when it's clearly just medium

# ? Jul 4, 2020 15:01

Manifisto

gnawing ice cream off the bone

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 4, 2020 15:05

City of Glompton

eating ice cream out of the can over the sink

# ? Jul 4, 2020 15:45

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

putting ice cream onto my salad and slathering it in italian dressing, yes there are croutons

# ? Jul 4, 2020 15:48

Manifisto

welcome to ice cream garden, home of unlimited breadsticks and maraschino cherries

# ? Jul 4, 2020 15:53

Stooge

City of Glompton posted:

eating ice cream out of the can over the sink

Heating up the ice-cream can over a fire to make a hearty soup.

# ? Jul 4, 2020 15:58

Manifisto

Stooge posted:

Heating up the ice-cream can over a fire to make a hearty soup.

traditional meal of hoboes, relaxing on their bindles around the fire while the can of ice cream warms up

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 4, 2020 16:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

We will start the meal with a sweet cookies and cream bisque

# ? Jul 4, 2020 17:52

Manifisto

followed by a rum raisin tartare

# ? Jul 4, 2020 18:01

Prof. Crocodile

Lying under a cow with a mouthful of ice, salt, and sugar. Patience makes the IC even sweeter.

# ? Jul 4, 2020 18:06

FutonForensic

using chopsticks to pluck out all the gobs of cookie dough and only leave vanilla ice cream, to illustrate a chinese proverb about spite

# ? Jul 4, 2020 19:36

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

using chopsticks to pluck out all the gobs of cookie dough and only leave vanilla ice cream, to illustrate a chinese proverb about spite

# ? Jul 4, 2020 21:01

The Voice of Labor

# ? Jul 4, 2020 22:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The Voice of Labor posted:

This guy gets it

# ? Jul 4, 2020 22:46

Twenty Four

I read the thread title and was like "haha why would anyone do that?" Then I read:

City of Glompton posted:

it's not anyone's birthday i'm just a monster

City of Glompton posted:

if there was cake involved you wouldn't think twice about what i'm doing would you?

and was like, yeah, i have totally done that. like it wasn't my idea or anything, but yeah... birthdays

# ? Jul 5, 2020 00:56

Twenty Four

magic cactus posted:

confused as to why "ice cream shish kebab" isn't the big seller i thought it would be

but the ice cream truck sells ice cream on a stick???

# ? Jul 5, 2020 00:58

Manifisto

Twenty Four posted:

but the ice cream truck sells ice cream on a stick???

stick not pointy enough to be a weapon, doesn't count

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 5, 2020 01:00

vanisher

Microwaving my rootbeer float

# ? Jul 5, 2020 03:49

vanisher

Making a float but with pepsi

# ? Jul 5, 2020 03:50

nut

getting a big tub of chapmans vanilla on the cheap (i know a guy who works at the piggedly wiggedly or w/e) i take it home and i use my Stihl ‎MS 251 WOOD BOSS (i like to call it the cream boss here) to cut the industrial sized tub of iced cream into circular slabs. i quickly and effectively attach each ice cream wheel to an axel on the soapbox derby car my son and i built from a casket we got at a yard sale. we luckily live at the top of the biggest hill in town so my son puts on his helmets and pads and gets in the car and i just push him down the street as he hurtles down the wheels leave melted lines of vanilla behind him i eat the ice cream wheel trails down th ehill and ultimately end up back at my son who, and it's a funny pickle of a scene, is just freakin sitting there in town square on a soapbox derby car with no wheels anyways

# ? Jul 5, 2020 03:54

City of Glompton

and i thought i was the monster

# ? Jul 5, 2020 03:58

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# ? May 1, 2024 12:39

Prof. Crocodile

vanisher posted:

Microwaving my rootbeer float

vanisher posted:

Making a float but with pepsi

Microwaving a pepsi float is what killed that one guy on the Mythbusters, IIRC

# ? Jul 5, 2020 04:00

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