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Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

i'm in

# ? Jul 5, 2020 23:57

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# ? May 14, 2024 13:06

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

i'm in

united kingdom

BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jul 6, 2020

# ? Jul 5, 2020 23:58

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

The plague of anime is very real friend, and we will make moves to contain and eradicate it

Your diplomatic prowess impresses us, Brazil is your friend.

Note: we'll also be friends with the US because Trump.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 23:58

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

I demand to be taken seriously.

:colbert:

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:03

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Captain Splendid posted:

I demand to be taken seriously.

thailand

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:07

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

*puts down baguette, takes drag on cigarette, adjusts beret, looks at OP expectantly*

oh gently caress you assigned france and didn't update it fuckkkk

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:25

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Raku posted:

*puts down baguette, takes drag on cigarette, adjusts beret, looks at OP expectantly*

Venezuela

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:26

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

I want to become a UN member nation

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:36

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

buglord posted:

I want to become a UN member nation

Kenya-

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:38

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

are there any left for me

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:44

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

We would like to support our friend Pakistan's wise decision and back their cause.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:45

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Give me the best country

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:46

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Zippy the Bummer posted:

are there any left for me

gently caress it, United States

The Management posted:

Give me the best country

Palau

Please watch out for Japan.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:47

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

quote:

CURRENTLY VOTING ON

1. Sanctions on American citizen Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Raised by South Africa, co-sponsored by Brazil
Belgium abstains
Turkey and Saudi Arabia opposed

2. Should Japan be allowed to have a military again
Raised by Japan, no co-sponsors, Brazil opposed

3. Japan would like to bully Palau
Raised by Japan, no co-sponsors

4. South Africa should be an "idiot baby" country
Raised by Saudi Arabia, no co-sponsors

5. India should be renamed to Federated Republic of Butts
Raised by Pakistan, no co-sponsors

1) Abstain
2) Oppose
3)Co-Sponsor
4)Oppose
5)Co-sponsor

I want to be able to declare war on the UK. We have suffered a lot because of their colonization.

Furthermore I demand my nation be recognized as mandatory homosexual nation. We did some house cleaning and got rid of the homophobic politicians.They should be at your shores soon, Palau.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:49

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Brazil wishes to make it clear that:

1) Co-sponsor

2) Officially no

3) Officially no

4) Opposed

5) Co-sponsor

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:51

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

CURRENTLY VOTING ON

1. Sanctions on American citizen Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Raised by South Africa, co-sponsored by Brazil
Belgium, Kenya abstains
Turkey and Saudi Arabia opposed

2. Should Japan be allowed to have a military again
Raised by Japan, no co-sponsors,
Kenya opposes
Brazil opposes while winking

3. Japan would like to bully Palau
Raised by Japan, Kenya co-sponsors also boatlifts homophobic politicians to Palau
Brazil opposes while winking

4. South Africa should be an "idiot baby" country
Raised by Saudi Arabia, no co-sponsors
Kenya, Brazil opposes

5. India should be renamed to Federated Republic of Butts
Raised by Pakistan, co-sponsored by Thailand, Kenya, Brazil

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:54

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

please give me a good country to run in to the ground

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:54

The Persian Funk: Jun 13, 2006; by Athanatos

Point of odor: this thread stinks

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:54

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Zippy the Bummer posted:

are there any left for me

Congratulations on being a world power. We humbly we be allies during the invasion of the UK. You might have to provide naval and air support. In exchange, we will send two (2) cargo ships full of authentic giraffes.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:54

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011; Can't post for 6 hours!

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

CURRENTLY VOTING ON

1. Sanctions on American citizen Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Raised by South Africa, co-sponsored by Brazil
Belgium, Kenya abstains
Turkey and Saudi Arabia opposed

2. Should Japan be allowed to have a military again
Raised by Japan, no co-sponsors,
Kenya opposes
Brazil opposes while winking

3. Japan would like to bully Palau
Raised by Japan, Kenya co-sponsors
Brazil opposes while winking

4. South Africa should be an "idiot baby" country
Raised by Saudi Arabia, no co-sponsors
Kenya, Brazil opposes

5. India should be renamed to Federated Republic of Butts
Raised by Pakistan, co-sponsored by Thailand, Kenya, Brazil

Russia states for the record that we:

1. Support
2. Support
3. Support
4. Oppose
5. Oppose

the motions.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:55

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Russia would you like some giraffes or elephants? All we ask is for your cooperation for future endeavors.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:56

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

CURRENTLY VOTING ON

1. Sanctions on American citizen Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Raised by South Africa, co-sponsored by Brazil
Belgium, Kenya abstains
Turkey and Saudi Arabia opposed

2. Should Japan be allowed to have a military again
Raised by Japan, no co-sponsors, Brazil opposed
Kenya opposes

3. Japan would like to bully Palau
Raised by Japan, Kenya co-sponsors

4. South Africa should be an "idiot baby" country
Raised by Saudi Arabia, no co-sponsors
Kenya opposes

5. India should be renamed to Federated Republic of Butts
Raised by Pakistan, co-sponsored by Thailand, Kenya

US votes aye on resolution 1
aye on resolution 2
abstains on 3
aye on 4
US calls for further debate on resolution 5

US also submits measure requiring everyone on the voting floor to blaze it the gently caress up

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:56

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

CURRENTLY VOTING ON

1. Sanctions on American citizen Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Raised by South Africa, co-sponsored by Brazil
Belgium, Kenya abstains
Turkey and Saudi Arabia opposed

2. Should Japan be allowed to have a military again
Raised by Japan, no co-sponsors,
Kenya opposes
Brazil opposes while winking

3. Japan would like to bully Palau
Raised by Japan, Kenya co-sponsors also boatlifts homophobic politicians to Palau
Brazil opposes while winking

4. South Africa should be an "idiot baby" country
Raised by Saudi Arabia, no co-sponsors
Kenya, Brazil opposes

5. India should be renamed to Federated Republic of Butts
Raised by Pakistan, co-sponsored by Thailand, Kenya, Brazil

1) Our Bill
2) Officially no
2) Officially no
4) Opposed
5) Abstain

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:57

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

TheAardvark posted:

please give me a good country to run in to the ground

Iran

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:57

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Zippy the Bummer posted:

US also submits measure requiring everyone on the voting floor to blaze it the gently caress up

Any seconds?

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:58

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

buglord posted:

Congratulations on being a world power. We humbly we be allies during the invasion of the UK. You might have to provide naval and air support. In exchange, we will send two (2) cargo ships full of authentic giraffes.

the US delegation will take this into considergburg

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:58

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Brazil accidentally sends a missile on the Ukrainian president's residence, apologizing profusely for a terrible mishap while assuring the international community that a thorough investigation will be conducted and ultimately lead nowhere.

We are also seconding the motion to be blazed.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:59

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

I would like a low maintenance country that can really go either way on any given issue

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:59

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011; Can't post for 6 hours!

buglord posted:

Russia would you like some giraffes or elephants? All we ask is for your cooperation for future endeavors.

We decline the offer of giraffes or elephants as we believe they will be much happier roaming the wilds of Kenya than cooped up in a Russian zoo. We would like to make it clear that this does NOT mean we are not amenable to supporting any moves you care to make provided they will not undermine Russia or the general stability of the world.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:00

Whorelord: May 1, 2013; Jump into the well...

Bronze Fonz posted:

No.

Brazil begins covertly selling arms to Japan through proxies for the sake of generalized chaos.

On an unrelated note, the Japan wishes to give Brazil a bunch of free electronics

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:03

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Bronze Fonz posted:

Brazil accidentally sends a missile on the Ukrainian president's residence, apologizing profusely for a terrible mishap while assuring the international community that a thorough investigation will be conducted and ultimately lead nowhere.

We are also seconding the motion to be blazed.

Motion to blaze it is offically added to the agenda and will now be resolution 6

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I would like a low maintenance country that can really go either way on any given issue

Chile

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:03

Mokotow: Apr 16, 2012

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

CURRENTLY VOTING ON

1. Sanctions on American citizen Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Raised by South Africa, co-sponsored by Brazil
Belgium, Kenya abstains
Turkey and Saudi Arabia opposed

2. Should Japan be allowed to have a military again
Raised by Japan, no co-sponsors,
Kenya opposes
Brazil opposes while winking

3. Japan would like to bully Palau
Raised by Japan, Kenya co-sponsors also boatlifts homophobic politicians to Palau
Brazil opposes while winking

4. South Africa should be an "idiot baby" country
Raised by Saudi Arabia, no co-sponsors
Kenya, Brazil opposes

5. India should be renamed to Federated Republic of Butts
Raised by Pakistan, co-sponsored by Thailand, Kenya, Brazil

Italy:

1. Abstain, we need no beef with the US.
2. Agree, for old times sake, also we support countries that care about food
3. Agree, we stand with Japan in axis, if you will
4. Abstain, we�re the idiot baby of europe, we know this pain and wish none of it on others
5. Oppose, India has better food than Pakistan and thus our values are closer

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:03

Whorelord: May 1, 2013; Jump into the well...

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

CURRENTLY VOTING ON

1. Sanctions on American citizen Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Raised by South Africa, co-sponsored by Brazil
Belgium, Kenya abstains
Turkey and Saudi Arabia opposed

2. Should Japan be allowed to have a military again
Raised by Japan, no co-sponsors,
Kenya opposes
Brazil opposes while winking

3. Japan would like to bully Palau
Raised by Japan, Kenya co-sponsors also boatlifts homophobic politicians to Palau
Brazil opposes while winking

4. South Africa should be an "idiot baby" country
Raised by Saudi Arabia, no co-sponsors
Kenya, Brazil opposes

5. India should be renamed to Federated Republic of Butts
Raised by Pakistan, co-sponsored by Thailand, Kenya, Brazil

1. Support
4. Oppose
5. Support

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:04

Inverted Icon: Apr 8, 2020; by Athanatos

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

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The wikipedia page

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# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:05

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Chile supports all 5 without doing any research, change is nice

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:08

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

CURRENTLY VOTING ON

1. Sanctions on American citizen Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Raised by South Africa, co-sponsored by Brazil
Belgium, Kenya abstains
Turkey and Saudi Arabia opposed

2. Should Japan be allowed to have a military again
Raised by Japan, no co-sponsors,
Kenya opposes
Brazil opposes while winking

3. Japan would like to bully Palau
Raised by Japan, Kenya co-sponsors
Brazil opposes while winking

4. South Africa should be an "idiot baby" country
Raised by Saudi Arabia, no co-sponsors
Kenya, Brazil opposes

5. India should be renamed to Federated Republic of Butts
Raised by Pakistan, co-sponsored by Thailand, Kenya, Brazil

Belgium's position is:

1. Still abstains, but willing to support sanctions if amended to allow Mr. Kyanka an allowance for overpriced cookies that only some schmuck would buy in the first place, which can be conveniently earmarked as 'humanitarian aid' to make things look all proper like.
2. Opposes
3. Opposes
5. Heh heh. Supports

buglord posted:

I want to be able to declare war on the UK. We have suffered a lot because of their colonization.

As the nerve center of the EU, Belgium encourages other European nations to consider supporting this declaration of war as a show of disdain to the UK, but does not have an official position at this time.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:09

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

CURRENTLY VOTING ON

1. Sanctions on American citizen Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Raised by South Africa, co-sponsored by Brazil
Belgium, Kenya abstains
Turkey and Saudi Arabia opposed

2. Should Japan be allowed to have a military again
Raised by Japan, no co-sponsors,
Kenya opposes
Brazil opposes while winking

3. Japan would like to bully Palau
Raised by Japan, Kenya co-sponsors also boatlifts homophobic politicians to Palau
Brazil opposes while winking

4. South Africa should be an "idiot baby" country
Raised by Saudi Arabia, no co-sponsors
Kenya, Brazil opposes

5. India should be renamed to Federated Republic of Butts
Raised by Pakistan, co-sponsored by Thailand, Kenya, Brazil

1) opposed
2) co sponsor
3) co sponsor
4) co sponsor
5) abstain

Iran also announces that it is returning to the name Persia and that our delegate to the UN is given princedom.

Thank you.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:10

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

The Republic of Palau will open the gates of hell on japan if it does not stop being an international bitch

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:10

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011; Can't post for 6 hours!

Russia proposes a resolution that all anime featuring a main character that appears to be under the age of 18, either in stated/approximate years or in appearance, be declared illegal in all member states.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:12

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# ? May 14, 2024 13:06

Mokotow: Apr 16, 2012

Italy:

6. Aye

https://youtu.be/GOpST3_TNp4

# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:13

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