Maxing out my zen gains

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old friend

Minmaxing my enlightenment through asceticism, not wasting any points in worldly pursuits. Not even levelling my wisdom, just going straight for the hard stuff

# ? Jul 6, 2020 11:10

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# ? May 15, 2024 04:20

vanisher

I'm so zen I only play the second part of half life

# ? Jul 6, 2020 16:45

Prof. Crocodile

Having achieved a state of true enlightenment, I am no longer wracked with doubt about whether to believe that it's not butter. I know that it is not.

Do not doubt me in this matter, for I can feel the answer in the very core of my essence, as surely as I feel the breath in my lungs and the poo poo in my posts.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 17:10

Prof. Crocodile

Saying om and my mantra at the same time as I do ujjayi breathing like a zen superset.

Soon I will be as blissful as gently caress, and I will be able to look down from a place of unapproachable serenity and tell all the chumps at the monastery to suck it.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 17:14

old friend

looking on and rolling my eyes as boyfriend and his monk bro "spot" each other's meditation - "Two more ॐ or to failure bro!" his friend shouts as they both grunt and sweat profusely

# ? Jul 6, 2020 17:25

The Mighty Moltres: Come! We must fly!

vanisher posted:

I'm so zen I only play the second part of half life

I'm so zen I only play half of second life

# ? Jul 6, 2020 17:43

nut

dragging a wooden rake to draw intricate patterns in a desktop garden entirely filled with flamin Cheeto crumbs

# ? Jul 6, 2020 17:51

cda: by Hand Knit

taking performance diminishing drugs

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# ? Jul 6, 2020 18:24

old friend

cda posted:

taking performance diminishing drugs

# ? Jul 6, 2020 18:26

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

i only listen to the first Bush album

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 7, 2020 01:20

treasure bear

old friend posted:

looking on and rolling my eyes as boyfriend and his monk bro "spot" each other's meditation - "Two more ॐ or to failure bro!" his friend shouts as they both grunt and sweat profusely

# ? Jul 8, 2020 18:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

been running silence drills but every time i beat my personal best i whoop with joy and it fucks the whole thing up

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jul 8, 2020 21:04

old friend

really pissed off at someone in my discord who achieved enlightenment by opening up the console and typing "GOD MODE"

# ? Jul 8, 2020 21:06

alexandriao

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Having achieved a state of true enlightenment, I am no longer wracked with doubt about whether to believe that it's not butter. I know that it is not.

Do not doubt me in this matter, for I can feel the answer in the very core of my essence, as surely as I feel the breath in my lungs and the poo poo in my posts.

# ? Jul 8, 2020 21:15

Slumpy

to max level ones stat is to be weaker than all toons.

slumpy

# ? Jul 8, 2020 22:12

Slumpy

one mans rare is another mans epic.

slumpy

# ? Jul 8, 2020 22:12

Finger Prince

old friend posted:

really pissed off at someone in my discord who achieved enlightenment by opening up the console and typing "GOD MODE"

Typing GOD MODE in the console and immediately winking out of existence

# ? Jul 9, 2020 00:24

old friend

Samsara, the cycle of death and rebirth from which we all endeavour to escape, is really just a form of circuit training,

# ? Jul 9, 2020 09:09

old friend

We're here at the Resting Buddha Monastary in the Himalayas. One of the Monks, Tenzo, was willing to speak with us about the monastary's extensive use of VR gaming: "It's not really an escape from samsara," Tenzo tells us, "but it's the next best thing."

# ? Aug 16, 2020 13:53

alnilam

old friend posted:

looking on and rolling my eyes as boyfriend and his monk bro "spot" each other's meditation - "Two more ॐ or to failure bro!" his friend shouts as they both grunt and sweat profusely

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 17, 2020 03:09

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

old friend posted:

We're here at the Resting Buddha Monastary in the Himalayas. One of the Monks, Tenzo, was willing to speak with us about the monastary's extensive use of VR gaming: "It's not really an escape from samsara," Tenzo tells us, "but it's the next best thing."

# ? Aug 18, 2020 10:00

The DPRK

iam a god
- kanye west

# ? Aug 18, 2020 13:59

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

The DPRK posted:

iam a god
- kanye west

The bleeding edge between hypomania and full blown mania.

I would not want to be that dude's psychiatrist is all that I am saying.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 18:45

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

old friend posted:

We're here at the Resting Buddha Monastary in the Himalayas. One of the Monks, Tenzo, was willing to speak with us about the monastary's extensive use of VR gaming: "It's not really an escape from samsara," Tenzo tells us, "but it's the next best thing."

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 18, 2020 19:49

old friend

Life is full of suffering. This is almost the entire purpose of life. One day, perhaps after many lifetimes of learning and experience about the nature of reality, you will attain ineffable oneness with all things. But until then, enjoy HUNGRY MONDAYS at Steve's Briskett and Fish Rodeo!

# ? Aug 20, 2020 11:34

alexandriao

every morning, I gaze at the sun, and feel whole that my mission to destroy it will not be in vein. this is how i get my zen-energy. everything must end, but the sun doubly so. my wife goes out and suns her hoo-ha every morning, and for this I do not experience hate, or jealousy, that she gives the sun a better look at her bits than ive had in our 20 year marriage, because I know that when my work is done, there will be no sun

# ? Aug 20, 2020 12:30

old friend

youtube's #1 zen buddhist monk shares top 5 skincare routines

# ? Aug 20, 2020 12:41

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

old friend posted:

Life is full of suffering. This is almost the entire purpose of life. One day, perhaps after many lifetimes of learning and experience about the nature of reality, you will attain ineffable oneness with all things. But until then, enjoy HUNGRY MONDAYS at Steve's Briskett and Fish Rodeo!

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 20, 2020 18:52

Prof. Crocodile

hey what's up guys, jeff cavaliere, athlean x dot commmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

# ? Aug 20, 2020 19:22

Into The Mild

Prof. Crocodile posted:

hey what's up guys, jeff cavaliere, athlean x dot commmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

FAKE PLATES!!!!

# ? Aug 22, 2020 00:23

Into The Mild

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDWoHOaupcc

# ? Aug 22, 2020 00:26

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Zen roshi just absolutely speechless after I achieve enlightenment by solving the sacredtexts.org captcha in one attempt

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 23, 2020 10:12

nut

1000 degree knife cuts through my accumulated suffering gathered and cleansed through my amethysts and released into a tiny novelty brushwire bird cage I bought up near the cash at target

# ? Aug 23, 2020 14:13

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# ? May 15, 2024 04:20

old friend

Sitting down in the lotus position and asking my fellow monks to set light to me rather than immolating myself - no friendly fire on this server lol

# ? Aug 23, 2020 14:15

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