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Do some people perhaps have non-obvious ones? I have a sample size of one but like, yeah it's fairly obvious.
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OwlFancier posted:Do some people perhaps have non-obvious ones? I have a sample size of one but like, yeah it's fairly obvious. Nice try, but we're not going to sign off on all that porn being for "scientific research purposes."
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It's usually right up there near the top, they come in different sizes, but the labia minora guide you right to it like those bumpers in a bowling alley.
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OwlFancier posted:Do some people perhaps have non-obvious ones? I have a sample size of one but like, yeah it's fairly obvious. I suppose some people could have a larger, meatier clitoral hood than average. Just like some women have larger or smaller labia minora. Plus the clit gets engorged and larger when she's turned on, so if she just not that into you it will be a little harder to see. Also, if she's not into it fiddling with her clit might not do anything, it's probably just irritating to have some ham handed ape poking around down there if you aren't turned on. Combined that would lead a guy who is trying to do sex with a woman who is merely tolerating him to conclude that the clit barely exists and doesn't do anything. 
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John Murdoch posted:I think I've said this same thing way earlier in the thread, but I was always astounded having grown up in the 90s hearing somewhat frequent "what/where the gently caress is a clitoris?" jokes only to find out that uh, it's right there, guys.  It was extra wild because South Park did the "find the clitoris" bit and okay the joke is that the kids are like 12 and are completely clueless and then you start to catch up on media from a few years before that you were too young for at the time where this is treated as big news for grown adult characters. OwlFancier posted:Do some people perhaps have non-obvious ones? I have a sample size of one but like, yeah it's fairly obvious. If your understanding of sex begins and ends at "put dick in hole" then it's probably going to be pretty easy to miss the clit.
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the holy poopacy posted:If your understanding of sex begins and ends at "put dick in hole" then it's probably going to be pretty easy to miss the clit. Not sure how, you pass by it every time! Way back when, I just asked my first girlfriend to show me where it was, and ta dah, knowledge gained. It's that easy.
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My first girlfriend just grabbed my hand and went "this is what feels best" and put it right there. I did not realize that that kind of thing is apparently not standard.
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Mar 15, 2024 03:09
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You can type the word into google and it'll just show you.
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John Murdoch posted:I think I've said this same thing way earlier in the thread, but I was always astounded having grown up in the 90s hearing somewhat frequent "what/where the gently caress is a clitoris?" jokes only to find out that uh, it's right there, guys.
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Marcade posted:I suppose that makes you a... I keep clicking on it, but nothing happens!
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Ninurta posted:I keep clicking on it, but nothing happens! Are you hitting the beats or just mashing?
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John Murdoch posted:I think I've said this same thing way earlier in the thread, but I was always astounded having grown up in the 90s hearing somewhat frequent "what/where the gently caress is a clitoris?" jokes only to find out that uh, it's right there, guys.
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Morpheus posted:Not sure how, you pass by it every time! The kind of man who thinks the clit is hard to find is also the kind who refuses to ask for directions.
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If it wasn't hard to find then you wouldn't need directions 
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I'm surprised men can find their own dicks considering how often they don't see obvious things that are right in front of them.
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:I'm surprised men can find their own dicks considering how often they don't see obvious things that are right in front of them. Clits are never right in front of these men. They either don't get laid, or they get laid but are selfish assholes who do no foreplay.
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John Murdoch posted:I think I've said this same thing way earlier in the thread, but I was always astounded having grown up in the 90s hearing somewhat frequent "what/where the gently caress is a clitoris?" jokes only to find out that uh, it's right there, guys. yeah, the jokes from back then were that men are bad at sex. some things never change
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the holy poopacy posted:It was extra wild because South Park did the "find the clitoris" bit and okay the joke is that the kids are like 12 and are completely clueless and then you start to catch up on media from a few years before that you were too young for at the time where this is treated as big news for grown adult characters. I think the main kids in South Park were third graders when that joke was first made, so 8 or 9? And thus even more excused for being clueless. (Because I know for a fact the joke was in the "Bigger, Longer, Uncut" movie, which came out before season 4 of the show, and they advanced to the fourth grade in that season. I think they're still in fourth grade although I haven't really seen an episode from the last decade or so.)
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That's ridiculous. Everyone knows that women live longer because they are more attuned to the life-extending moon rays that also give them their periods.
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Women can have little a anaemia, as a health benefit
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public health really went off a cliff after we stopped bloodletting e: i was just making a stupid joke but now i'm convinced this person was actually reading about this because it turns out bloodletting in the form of therapeutic phlebotomy is still being performed medically specifically in the treatment of hemochromatosis, a disorder which causes high accumulation of iron in the blood the more u learn (and then apply in the most wrong way possible) Your Computer has a new favorite as of 11:41 on Mar 24, 2024 |
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found a character sheet for use while menstruating
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File this alongside “Cultural Differences in Response to Pain”. Cover: 
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i'd file it under "fellas havin a tug while they write their toxicology textbook" (shuddering) rugose...
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:i'd file it under "fellas havin a tug while they write their toxicology textbook" Well at least until they're past the bridge.
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:i'd file it under "fellas havin a tug while they write their toxicology textbook" i don't think it's necessarily racist to suggest that a cop textbook written by three male doctors of middle eastern descent may not contain the most open-minded and up-to-date information about women's health.
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:(shuddering) rugose... I read that word and immediately thought of Lovecraft's description of certain of his alien monstrosities resembling 'rugose cones', and frankly that's probably what the dudes that wrote this text view vaginas as.
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Rugose just means wrinkly doesn't it?
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OwlFancier posted:Rugose just means wrinkly doesn't it? Yes
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"Pregnancy has occurred" is probably a good sign of someone not being a virgin, but other than that . . .
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No no no, the way he body has this minor physical difference is PROOF she has been secretly pregnant and is just covering it up, despite the fact that she swears she is a virgin
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Squizzle posted:found a character sheet for use while menstruating
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Besides the hymen stuff being total pseudo science, If those signs describe anything they describe age. An immature body vs. a fully developed one. You find an 80 year old virgin raised in a convent who has never seen a dick in her life and she is not going to meet the 'true virgin' standard. How would you even research that? You can't be pulling in "true virgins" for invasive genital exams just so you can generate a large data set. And since there isn't actually a way to tell, any women who didn't conform to your preconceived notions can just be labeled lying "false virgins." It's folklore wearing a lab coat.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Besides the hymen stuff being total pseudo science, If those signs describe anything they describe age. An immature body vs. a fully developed one. You find an 80 year old virgin raised in a convent who has never seen a dick in her life and she is not going to meet the 'true virgin' standard. How would you even research that? You can't be pulling in "true virgins" for invasive genital exams just so you can generate a large data set. And since there isn't actually a way to tell, any women who didn't conform to your preconceived notions can just be labeled lying "false virgins." Sounds like a whole load of false virgin-talk to me!
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Hello Harvard? I'd like a grant to disprove the lies perpetrated by the writers, How much do strippers charge per hour?
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I need a library of 4k pictures. For science, of course
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It's a forensic textbook so the actual use-case of this information is going to be denying that women were raped because their labia are too long or they had a perforated hymen.
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you see, they can't be victims because their breasts aren't spherical
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