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Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Long was my drifting between worlds, searching for a suitable host. It is ironic, in a way, that when I finally found one she was so simple to enter that I was scarcely aware of doing so. Almost without warning, I felt life again, with the first sensation being a bandage wrapped around my -my host's- head. From there, I dimly became aware of the shifting of the wagon and the clink of metal on metal - the door of my cage? I am in a cage?

One of the others must have seen me stirring, for he greeted me with a hearty chuckle. "You're finally awake. I was starting to think you'd never wake up."


As the hours passed, I came to understand that the local kingdom had decided to expand, and had emptied their dungeons for the task rather than risk more desired citizens. I have no knowledge of this host's crimes, but that is no issue - nobody else seems to want to share anyway, and are strangers to one another.

Our party of seven consists of myself, Gnoman



Space General, an iterant



An adept farmer by the name of Pharnakes, who is likely to find this place very frustrating



IPA Regulations, who is trained in all aspects of metalwork to a small extent - also likely to be frustrated for quite some time



His new friend AJ Impy, an acceptable doctor



A trained miner by the name of Maugrim



And finally wargames, once a member of a fortress guard. Fortunately, they sent a spear, breastplate, and helm along. This gives us some valuable defense in this forsaken land.



The head of our escort seemed to be quite disturbed as we traveled across this endless plain of ice. I am told we were supposed to be establishing an outpost on the far side, but something seems to have changed those plans. Midway across the glacier, our guards turned almost as one and galloped away. Fortunately, one of them tossed me the key to our cages before leaving, allowing us to free ourselves. For some reason, all seem to have decided that I am to lead here. I look upon my icy kingdom and despair.




((First proper update to follow - I wanted to get the thread up))
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Welcome to the latest succession fortress!

The Dwarfing list is here, so get on it before the list gets too long!

Use this link to sign up for a term as overseer.



https://discord.gg/5nYfdTZ <-------------DISCORD LINK

Gnoman fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Aug 20, 2020

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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


So what are the chances that we manage to pump enough lava to melt the glacier?

Truthkeeper
Nov 29, 2010

Friends don't let friends borrow on credit.
Ooh, I'm a few years behind on Dwarf Fortress, interested in seeing how it's changed since I last played.

Wanted By Weed
Aug 14, 2005

Toilet Rascal
I've never participated in one of these, I'm excited to see what the game has in store for everyone.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Dude gently caress yes

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
We call this Doctor 'Steel Rain'. Glad to get in on the ground floor.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

verbal enema posted:

Dude gently caress yes

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




15 Granite, 550

The first order of business is to secure shelter of some sort. Since there is little to choose from in this place, I order Maugrim and Space General to take our two picks and start digging straight down. This is no substitute for proper walls, but it will at least be better than nothing. Meanwhile, I get started on dismantling the wagon. Soon, the rest will be able to start hauling.


27 Granite


Our initial dig is completed - we're below the surface, if not yet indoors, and we have a more defensible entrance, though that won't keep anybody from just jumping down. After we dig some tempoarary stockpiles, we are going to dig deeper yet.

In the meantime, I've decided that there is no way to keep the pack animals that were left behind alive here, so I've assinged Pharnakes to build a butchery and tanning setup. Once they are complete, I will have Wargames standing by just in case.


15 Slate

The butchery was completed without incident, and we have struck stone several layers below the earth! Pharnakes has set up a kitchen to make our preserved food more interesting, and I'm going to go a little deeper before setting up a mason's shop. After that, we'll move down here, safe from those annoying owls.

21 Felsite

Our labors were interrupted by reports of a cloud of strange dust. It is fairly far from our initial excavation, but we should keep a watch out.



As a precaution, I have ordered everyone to hole up in the food stockpile until it passes.

1 Hematite

Summer is now here. The dust cloud passed north of our excavation, but a few dwarves missed it by only inches. We must discourage excessive outdoorsiness. Nothing to look at out here besides ice and owls anyway.

Most of our food, save for a few plump helmets kept back for brewing, has been turned into lavish meals. There is little enough comfort here as yet that we must find what we can.



The outpost is not yet particularly interesting. We have begun to process the stone, but what will someday be great underground boulevards are now barely begun.



Nearer to the surface, things are a bit more interesting. A small array of workshops sit around on the surface, if only temporarily. IPA Regulations has taken up bone carving to pass the time, and there are the facilities that Pharnakes used to process our animals.

So Math
Jan 8, 2013

Ghostly Clothier
Looking forward to the next update. :)

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
Looks like I’m a solid candidate for first meltdown then :v:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
can we make a harbor?

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Hell yeah, ground floor on a new succession fort! I've been out of the game for several years so I wanna see how it progresses.

Black Robe
Sep 12, 2017

Generic Magic User


verbal enema posted:

Dude gently caress yes

I wonder how many limbs I'll lose to angry ghosts this time.

Ajaxify
May 6, 2009
Found a new DF LP on the first page? It's all downhill from here.

Captainicus
Feb 22, 2013



What a quaint little expedition we have going on here, surely there is nothing weird going on with T̸̨̢̨̠̺͌́͊͌͐͆̈́̕͝H̶͎̙̜͖̰͌̒̏̆E̵̱͖̜̖̭̟̝͛̾̔̓̉͂̆̇̽̑̃̽͒͘͘ ̷͙̱̱̪͈̞͔̟̰̩͙̥̰̘͔̖̹̘̊͂͐̐͌̈́̀͗͐̈́͗̆͋F̵̢̡̛̦͚͖̮͓̯̆̽̆̆̈́͊̓̐̇́̽̚̚͝͝Ȍ̴̺G̸̡̙̥̀͛͆̎́́̊̃̕͝

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
So who's going off the deep end first, me or IPA? My money is on me :v:

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
Hell yeah, I love the succession forts.

Anything interesting new added to the game since 2019 that could make this an even wilder ride than usual?

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
Tinasth Ginbeard sighed, then drew his cog-quill, etching his name onto the oath of immigration. The script menaced with spikes of hope, gold and the lure of complex machinery. Then he raised his finely-decorated adamantine Sword of Arcane Rending to his lips to seal the oath, but it slipped through his fingers into a deep shaft, for he had recently masturbated into an oily rag.

"ANUSTRAPPPSSSS" he bellowed, shaking the firmament. But the deed was done. He was going into the north.

((I am so loving here for this.))

Tias fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Jul 9, 2020

Valtonen
May 13, 2014

Tanks still suck but you don't gotta hand it to the Axis either.
My coin is in. For Great magma-and-death filled dwarwen history!

necrotic
Aug 2, 2005
I owe my brother big time for this!
I love a glacier embark. This should be good!

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

an evil glacier? nice, that's right up my alley (I favor those and volcanoes for my embarks). Interested to see how this fort turns out

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


been a long time since I played DF. last I paid attention, toady was working on... composing stories and songs, I think? something like that. looking forward to seeing its current incarnation.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Threw my hat in the ring :toot:

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




oh hell yes it's dwarf fortress time :black101:
i haven't touched this game in ages, since at least 2013? this is gonna be good.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




8 Malachite

Little has happened until today. We have begun to establish a dining room, and have begun the great excavation to bring all beneath the surface. Pharnakes, unable to farm, has been assigned to smooth and detail the dining hall. Gives him something to do. As the last cask of mushrooms was being carried down, IPA Regulations let out a startled shout - strangers on the horizon!

After some initial panic, we realized that these strangers were Dwarves! Not only that, but they were the first wave of settlers to follow the trail we were to blaze. They seemed surprised to come upon us here, but after some debate they conceded to settle.

First is idhrendur, famed throughout the land for his magnificent stoneworks. What could possess such a dwarf to come to this land?




Next is neogeo, a truly exceptional burner of wood, and earner of the title Hagsbane for his slaying of a hulking hag nearly fifty years ago.



As we possess neither wood nor hags at this time, I have assigned him to work as a mason. We have much stone to shape.

His wife, Zore, appears less useful at first. She has no crafting skills, but is a decent musician and a good dancer. We have need of such cheer in this desolate place.



HardDiskD, while trained as a shearer, is also a talented musician.



We simply must acquire some instruments for these two.


13 Galena

I have just been informed that we have no more booze available, and some idiot ate the plump helmets! I have canceled the great excavation for now, as we must find water.


1 Limestone

The water shaft has found a great many gems, but no water as yet. With any luck, the caravan will come soon.

Blaziken386
Jun 27, 2013

I'm what the kids call: a big nerd
looking forward to these two inevitably getting traumatized, and deciding to solely compose songs about dwarves being trodden to death by elephants, or something along those lines

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Since we're at the halfway point, we're going to need the next overseer soon. Use this link to sign up for a term as overseer.

Mathwyn
Oct 31, 2012

Ante up.


Aw heck yes, I put myself on the list! I look forward to my first dorf death. :black101:

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

Getting in right on this ground floor, baby!



Interesting that I was a former member and broker of the Clasp of Fishes, and also their prisoner for a time. I wonder what I did. And now I'm a member of The Frilly Dresses of Smoothness.

Considering my fondness for dispatching hags, I'd like to request enlistment in the militia. And also considering our complete lack of wood, and the fact that I don't know what other skills I have, I'd like to request that my work in my downtime from military training be something that'll keep me close to the action, whatever that ends up being.

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things
Hell yeah, I'm an Old Lady Dorf



Can we get some insight into our civilization's gods? Curious about who and what we're worshipping.

Damanation
Apr 16, 2018

Congratulations!



I’ve never been made into a dorf, and I can’t wait to see what will happen to me.

Shinarato
Apr 22, 2013
I have been dorfed before. And each time I have induced... "fun".

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009

Blaziken386 posted:

looking forward to these two inevitably getting traumatized, and deciding to solely compose songs about dwarves being trodden to death by elephants, or something along those lines

Mammoths, surely, given the environment.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
May my old forum name bring devastation towards all!

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




Blaziken386 posted:

looking forward to these two inevitably getting traumatized, and deciding to solely compose songs about dwarves being trodden to death by elephants, or something along those lines

Boatmurdered is a proud and ancient legend of the dwarves and I will not have you besmirch it like this.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Zore posted:

Can we get some insight into our civilization's gods? Curious about who and what we're worshipping.

Funny you should ask that, since it was already on my agenda!

((OOC Note: I wanted to check Legends to track down what artifact Idhrendur made (just shows "creator of " " in the profile), and figured it would be neat to probe Legends mode for all the migrants.))

2 Limestone

After spending some time in conversation with the newcomers, I learned some of their stories. Idhrendur is an interesting dwarf, who gained his legendary skill by crafting an artifact that, sadly, he left in his previous homeland.



He has an interesting past, as well.



Neogeo was reluctant to talk about his past, but eventually the story came out.



Zore has lead an uneventful life, and

HardDiskD has lead a storied life



She is the author of several works that she will not describe. These are the poem "We See Strangenesses", and the musical compositions "Metal Lovely", "The Thirsts and Tulip", "Greases", and "It Must Have Been Stability"

((Legends mode doesn't have these marked as discovered, so I can't view them))

4 Limestone

Success! We have discovered a great underground cavern, full of water! To commemmorate the occasion, I have ordered the excavation of a great temple to honor our many gods.




Attention will, of course, be given to those worshipped by the dwarves already in this place. These are, at present:


"My" own god, Bem the Chartreuse, also worshipped by wargames, IPA Regulations, and Zore



Deler Umberearthen the Amethyst Silver, who is favored by Maugrim, and neogeo



Alron, worshipped by AJ Impy, her lover Space General, neogeo, and HardDiskD



Zalstom Absam, The Medicine of Searching, who's worship by idhrendur, Pharnakes, and neogeo is slightly concerning



Doren Mineddiamond, also a bit concerning and worshipped by neogeo



Kovest, worshipped by neogeo



And, probably most troubling of all, Lenod Uzolalan Thatthil, worshipped by HardDiskD



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Kristopher
Jun 28, 2006
It's been a while since I played, I had no idea dwarves could worship creatures like titans now. Does anyone know what happens if you kill the object of a dwarf's worship?

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Seems like my dwarf has composed the worst pop rock songs going by the titles :j:

Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Jul 11, 2020

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


"The Medicine of Searching" is the title of my hippie autobiography. No promises about vampires.

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Jun 3, 2007

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my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction
I can't stop laughing uncontrollably at the thought of " And she sang, 'Vomit!' " I think it's the exclamation mark. Send help.

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