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Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

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After several days of not existing, The Hag of Ages, Goddess of Magic, finally got around to existing. All in all, she wasn't quite sure what the big hubbub was about.

Initial GP: 65

She looked upon the world, upon the destruction that had been wrought, and chose to stand against the destruction, and joined the Pantheon of Creation. (Join Pantheon, -5gp=60)

She then turned inwards, and focused her energy onto the Living Mountains. This would be her gift to them, as their eternal war against the trees had almost certainly begun to make them tire of the machinations of the gods. Yes, she would grant them magic. (Alter Existing Race, -20gp=40)

She then focused her energies, creating an artifact--a crimson robe that would grant its wearer great cunning. She released it to flutter on the winds, seeking out a human to wield it.(Create Artifact, -5gp=35)

And then, she rested for a time. Probably at least six minutes.

Current GP: 35

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Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

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Death. Death after days of not existing. Truly, this was a terrible fate for anyone to behold.

But for the goddess of magic, this would not be the end. No, for the last sparks of her magic fell to the earth, and formed a new body for her. She was no longer the Hag of Ages. No, for the Crimson Robe's betrayal of its creator was enough to fill the last wisps of her will with hatred for life. But--whether it be because of a lingering sympathy for life, or a simple whim, she wasn't going to just kill everyone. She would do something far worse.



She was Moira, Goddess of Necromancy, and she would grant them life in death.

Initial GP: 35+30=65

She first looked to the Living Mountains, and thought that they deserved nothing more than her absolute hatred. After all, they had spurned her gifts. She tossed a fragment of her power to their enemies, the Living Trees, not even noticing it strike the Living Sap in her rage against the Mountains. (Grant the Living Sap the Power of Necromancy, -20gp=45)

Enough of the Mountains. She took a deep breath, and blew. A sickeningly sweet gust of air rushed across the World's Center, and the dead began to walk once more. (Revive Exiled Humans As Lichs, -30GP=15)

Then, she looked as the most powerful of the Lichs, and decided to grant them a boon. She whipped the greatest of her necromantic magics together, and placed it into a tome. Then she dropped it in front of the greatest of the Lichs, those who were more than mere bones held together by dark magics, to teach them the power of Necromancy. (Create the Artifact, the Book of the Dead, -5gp=10)

She then watched, and waited for her efforts to bear fruit.

Current GP: 10

(Please note that official Necromancer wear, as stated in Chapter 16(Fashion) of the Book of the Dead is a Plague Doctor outfit with a pointy hat.)

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