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ItasteColors

i'm lost and can't find the exit.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 16:57

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# ? May 4, 2024 12:16

hemale in pain

go left

# ? Jul 13, 2020 17:03

ItasteColors

i go left and see a hot glue gun and box of nail polish.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 17:13

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

ItasteColors posted:

i go left and see a hot glue gun and box of nail polish.

Use the nail polish to write "been here" on the wall to your right so you know where you've been

# ? Jul 13, 2020 17:27

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Use the nail polish to write "been here" on the wall to your right so you know where you've been

make sure the glue gun is loaded and carry it pointing in front of you but with good trigger discipline

# ? Jul 13, 2020 17:31

City of Glompton

make a ring out of glue and when it cools paint it a pretty color

# ? Jul 13, 2020 18:02

vanisher

glue your hands together then scream that you need someone to check out this cool thing you did. When someone shows up show them your hands and then ask them how to exit

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jul 13, 2020 18:05

ItasteColors

i spill the nail polish and burn myself with the hot glue gun.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 18:41

Manifisto

when the pain has subsided, glue the empty nail polish to an appropriate object such as a stick. this will act as a dowsing rod for the exit, or at least for more nail polish.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 13, 2020 18:58

nut

stickied this thread 2 demand yob posters helpt his op

# ? Jul 13, 2020 18:59

wearing a lampshade

is your progress saved? you should save your progress

# ? Jul 13, 2020 19:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

find the Dungeon Key located in a room

# ? Jul 13, 2020 19:19

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

ask to see the manager because the exits are not clearly marked :colbert:

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 13, 2020 21:47

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Another soul lost forever to IKEA

# ? Jul 13, 2020 22:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Another soul lost forever to IKEA

# ? Jul 13, 2020 22:22

ItasteColors

i found a key and door. i'm now in the kitchenware section of ikea. please help this is worse

# ? Jul 13, 2020 22:35

verycute

grab as many butter knives as you can and follow the scent of meatballs

# ? Jul 13, 2020 22:40

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

verycute posted:

grab as many butter knives as you can and follow the scent of meatballs

this is solid advice op but you'll need some kind of armor too

# ? Jul 13, 2020 22:42

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Luvcow posted:

this is solid advice op but you'll need some kind of armor too

On the floor in front of you, illuminated from above in brilliant golden light is a full set of armor. It is +5 magical plate mail, you can cast Continual Light at will, Detect Magic 1x/Day, and Find Path 1x/Day.

# ? Jul 13, 2020 23:14

Snow Cone Capone

how can I help you citizen

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# ? Jul 14, 2020 00:17

ItasteColors

the butter knife breastplate of navigation is appreciated, i mean it's stabby like somehow these are the only sharp butter knives in the world but i appreciate the help. i'm still lost and bleeding now. i can't smell so can't find meatballs sorry

# ? Jul 14, 2020 01:21

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

do a barrel roll

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 14, 2020 02:35

Ass-penny

smoke em if you got em, op. we've lost many an ally to the cold halls of IKEA furniture.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Jul 14, 2020 04:05

The Mighty Moltres: Come! We must fly!

ItasteColors posted:

the butter knife breastplate of navigation is appreciated, i mean it's stabby like somehow these are the only sharp butter knives in the world but i appreciate the help. i'm still lost and bleeding now. i can't smell so can't find meatballs sorry

Turn right.

# ? Jul 14, 2020 07:49

Stoner Sloth

i once was stuck... well annoyed at being in an IKEA store and i think i have a suggestion, sneak out the fire door! - it'll set off an alarm probably but perhaps the firefighters that arrive will be able to help too

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# ? Jul 14, 2020 08:39

The Mighty Moltres: Come! We must fly!

Stoner Sloth posted:

i once was stuck... well annoyed at being in an IKEA store and i think i have a suggestion, sneak out the fire door! - it'll set off an alarm probably but perhaps the firefighters that arrive will be able to help too

Aight, sneak out the fire and door and do whatever.

# ? Jul 14, 2020 08:41

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

loOk up if u have not already op.

Thank u

# ? Jul 14, 2020 17:38

Trying

you need somebody

# ? Jul 14, 2020 20:18

Manifisto

find the Scr�tefjorden display. you should be able to spy, in the distance, the Seksh�mpster desk units. head in that direction until you hear someone make a joke about lingonberries. turn left, and you will have found the Jnstagr�mm section. I trust you can make your way to the exit from there.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 14, 2020 20:37

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

find the Scr�tefjorden display. you should be able to spy, in the distance, the Seksh�mpster desk units. head in that direction until you hear someone make a joke about lingonberries. turn left, and you will have found the Jnstagr�mm section. I trust you can make your way to the exit from there.

setting an ikea speedrun record with a newly discovered wall glitch that involves jumping up to one of hte couches mounted up on the wall

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 14, 2020 21:24

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# ? May 4, 2024 12:16

ItasteColors

sorry my phone ran out of battery and i passed out. woke up in my own house though. my thanks to whomever found me, brought me home and left the milk out.

# ? Jul 15, 2020 15:22

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