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frump truck

hello... again!

do you think that fruity pebbles want to be eaten, or do they want to stay in their dark box as long as possible? it's a question of a moment of glory before oblivion vs. a long safe predictable existence

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nut

they hide in the box anywhere where fred and barney can't find them

FutonForensic

the fruity pebbles cheering as they're being devoured is too grim. i think it's better for the fruity pebbles to desire survival, but to also understand that they're part of a great cycle of a complete breakfast, and to face their fate with dignity when the time comes


nut

seeing all the fruity pebbles around you, dreaming of which colour u might be, never knowing you're some weird gunky brown crust bit that shook loose from the industrial machinery onto the conveyor belt

Prof. Crocodile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8aqAgtwqcU

vanisher

R&D: we made a rainbow rice cereal, its basically fruit loops and rice crispies had a baby
Marketing: do they look like pebbles?
R&D: well, more like little flat river rocks
Marketing: like from the stone age?
R&D: no, are you high right now



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nut

I am a fruity pebble, I dream in the dark all day of being crushed in the mouth of a 34 year old bachelor. I pray I am bought and consumed and do not wither and harden only to be repackaged and sit at the bottom of a child’s aquarium

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I just find it weird that Fred Flintstone named a food item after his own daughter

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Like Dave Thomas named his restaurant chain after his daughter, but not, like, one of the sandwiches. He never said, "Would you like to try a Wendy?" or raged at his best friend screaming "Hey, gimme back my Wendy!"

vanisher

you think the king has a kid named whopper



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vanisher

Jack is so self absorbed he named the hamburger after himself



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