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Pahilla the Hun

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Hi there,

Barking Gecko posted:



You know you wanna join Trashed Crew.
Give in. Your thirst compels you. :cheers:

username drink the liquid:

nut posted:

trashed crew is a state of mind, this has nothing 2 do with alcohol but instead could be feeling overworked or just tired or having 2 much dr. pepper

this part can't be stressed enough, let's keep it chill and stay safe:

Barking Gecko posted:

Consumption of recreational chemicals is not a requirement for membership in the Trashed Crew. Booze, weed, caffeine, and similar substances simply serve as convenient tools to assist in achieving the desired state of being trashed.
:cheers: :2bong: :drugnerd: :coffee:

this guy is doing it right:

B33rChiller posted:

BYOBubblebath and pinot grigio


feel free to have fun here and please be nice to each other!

finally, welcome our newest smilie: :trashed:

also, sometimes you just feel so

Mormon Nailer posted:

Anyway it's time to get hosed up and ignore my work emails

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Pahilla the Hun

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yeah also if people want to make some art to represent their trashedness, i think that would be splendid--i know i have seen some nice looking things out there


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prepuce repurposed posted:

i'd like 2 state 4 the record here on page 1 that I will only post in trashed crew while high as poo poo and drinking alcohol. since i don't enjoy caffeine this thread will be strictly for gettin turnt (for me anyway). this is my pledge 2 u

i thank you in advance for your service


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Pahilla the Hun

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i might be drinking vodka and tangerine on this conference call


i might not


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Pahilla the Hun

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oh but seriously I posted:

too trashed crew to find & empty quote the fancy font trash crew .jpg which pokemon sig person (?) posted in the chat thread

Trashed Crew is definitely not going to be about finding things

e: unless it's friends, we are allowed to find friends here


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Pahilla the Hun

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

I find a nice bourbon and bourbon hits the spot. :kiss:

Pro tip: for a tropical summertime twist, add a dash of bourbon on top!

this guy gets it


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Pahilla the Hun

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Manifisto posted:

I have never mixed rum and tonic water

gin is such a classic combo, it never occurred to me to deviate

I've seen people do vodka tonics but vodka doesn't contribute to the flavor, so it's kind of a wash

i played a sadistic drinking game in college with gin i cant even be around gin anymore

vodka goes with anything imo


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Goons Are Great posted:

Let's make one! Trashed crew deserves a nice smiley for sure


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City of Glompton posted:

i'm sipping enchilada sauce out of a dainty coffee cup ama

idk seems like a lot of work to make and cook the whole enchilada just to wring it out like a towel to extract the sauce

unless...have you discovered a more humane method?


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nut posted:

46 posts drat I’ve just been drinking

:right:


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Manifisto posted:

you're talking about enchilada juice

enchilada sauce involves the blender, and humanely putting the enchilada out of its misery by whacking it on the counter before putting it in

people don’t seem to understand the difference between sauce and juice.


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rear end-penny posted:

Also dang y'all need to treat your enchiladas with respect. I always buy my enchiladas a couple drinks before I juice them.

this is what trashed crew is all about : respect


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rear end-penny posted:

trashed crew, and Grand Theft Auto II

Trashed crew, Grand Theft Auto II, and you :pcgaming:

:nice: dude i actually played GTAII in my browser the other day


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prepuce repurposed posted:

still trashed. turns out it lasts a few hours

i'm trashing hard, bro... we need some Lucky Charms and the movie Slapshot--stat


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Pahilla the Hun

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wait wait what am i saying


we need a bowl first


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Pahilla the Hun

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stop posting my selfies


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im smokin a cig and it tastes so good


steak and potatoes mmmmm


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prepuce repurposed posted:

I prefer both because it makes me want less of each

:hmmyes:


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Goons Are Great posted:

completely trashed btw and I haven't even started drinking anything, it's the magic of trashed crew

another byob success story! i am trying to not rep trash crew but its friday and i am trashed, crew.


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Evil Bob posted:

Gonna post on BYOB around 10PM 2nite

i will look for your posts (i'll be the hyena) *click*


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Evil Bob posted:

Evil Bob blinks, post coitus. Groggy from the rum consumed and the physical exertion of the past 42 seconds, he catches the time out of the corner of his eye. 9:59 PM.

The blood drains from his face.

"Honey, are you coming back to bed? What is it?" his wife asks from across the room.

"Trashed crew needs me." He responds.

Without putting on pants he dashes out of the bedroom, only stopping at the fridge before sitting down at his computer. It is BYOB, afterall.


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i would like to welcome everyone to the first weekend of trashed crew—we made it!!

time to crack it open, crank it up, and chill


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Evil Bob posted:

A cold three makes a lukewarm six look like a hot 9

i just spit out my 12oz


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Pahilla the Hun

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the circle of life


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prepuce repurposed posted:

drink twice if you read this post oops u hosed up lol

*also drinks in solidarity w/ ur mistake*


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Pahilla the Hun

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oops, all bourbon


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prepuce repurposed posted:

holy poo poo FRONTIER whiskey?!? that's probably worth a mint :stwoon:

liquor up front, poker in the frontier


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Q: how many ears did Davey Crockett have

A: three one for each testicle


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prepuce repurposed posted:

would anybody care 2 join me 4 a Pimm's on the veranda

welll don't mind if i do :cheers:


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i'm also this


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its Saturday here Trashed Crew, slow start and chillin with my dude in the water feature



what you reppin today?


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Evil Bob posted:

Just know that I was here in spirit ok.

and i wasn't wearing pants

this guy gets it


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more falafel please posted:

just went grocery shopping for the first time in over a month and got some summer beers

just finished an Oberon and feeling pretty great

summer beers, drank ‘em so fast


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drinkin n stinkin


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people dont seem to understand the difference between trashed and smashed. trashed is when you make fun. smashed is when youre trying to make fun but you end up destroying property or friendships. you can get trashed with someone btu just be careful neither of you become smashed. you can also just have a trashed state-of-mind and in this case high-fiving them or giving the old "atta boy" is acceptable.


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Barking Gecko posted:

I just finished mowing my lawn in 95 degree hot & humid weather.
Now that I've showered, I believe it is time for a cold beverage.

we must be neighbors, trashed crew mow out!


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*saloon doors swinging open then shut sound*

*booted footfalls approaching the bar*

*weed noise*

:clint: Barkeep! A round of whiskeys on me pls

:cheers:

*passes the dutchie on the left hand side*

:rznv:

lmao @ weed noise


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what the h*ck is that :confused:

hick
hock?
huck.
hjck??!!?
hack. hackey sack. whackitty sax ALL NITE


osrry guys im trashed didnt mean to poo poo thread


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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Unsane is one of my favorite bands

rear end-penny posted:

Gonna have to check that out. I like noisey stuff.

they are good and noisey and have made it to many a skate/chef/workout mix tape


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i am going to the package aka liquor aka corner aka beer distributor store does anyone need anything?


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