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I had like 2 Sour Monkeys but it's like triple powerful because of the Prozac so I'm feelin fine Wish I could just smoke the LEGAL weed but my stupid job drug tests Stupid job Anyway I painted my wife's nails and she painted my toenails assorted colors I used to be pretty good at it but my accuracy is not to good these days |
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I ate a bunch of gyoza and then these chicken karaage or whatever steamed bun things and now I'm about to tackle a plate of chicken curry rice and I don't know if I can do it BYOB Please lend me your power |
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Jul 12, 2021 00:31
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Mormon Nailer posted:Hey you gonna eat that rice orrrr I'll split it with you |
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Jul 12, 2021 01:03
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Pahilla the Hun posted:Achtane eat the curry I'm really, like really full I drank some miso soup too and had like 5 beers Mormon Nailer posted:I got some greens to share if you want You can have the rest, it's like half a plate I put plastic wrap on it, just nuke it in the morning or whatever I'm sure it's k cold too |
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IGgy IGsen posted:Y'know how I said I was tired a bit ago? this has been every single day of my life I only ever get a boost of energy right before bed or like on a Sunday evening, the rest of the time I'm like "gently caress this" It sucks too cause I'm always behind on sleep as my body needs like 9+ hours to really feel refreshed and lol that's never gonna happen |
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Jul 12, 2021 23:44
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I'm 3 Golden Monkeys in I like the sour monkey better by a lot but I thought it would be too acidic rn |
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Jul 17, 2021 03:00
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I drank a gallon of diy Pedialyte and it saved me |
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Jul 17, 2021 12:48
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Jul 17, 2021 17:45
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Man I gotta come in to work on a Sunday and bury a coupla people I sure hope they hurry up with the funerals cause it's crazy hot Does it make me drink less tonight? IT DOES NOT |
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Jul 18, 2021 02:53
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my wife painted my toenails and I feel real pretty |
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Jul 18, 2021 03:25
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Japanese beers have way cooler names. I feel hollowed-out today ugh Last night I ran outta beer and paid $30 for a dude to deliver me 3 more from 7/11 This was not a good life decision This morning I backed into the trash can out in the street Luckily it was empty |
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Jul 18, 2021 14:56
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Sometimes I get this, like...rice...milk....wine kinda deal from the international grocery store and it's surprisingly smooth and not weird. The corn flavored ice cream bars featuring kernels of corn... I've not been brave enough to try |
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Jul 18, 2021 18:08
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Mormon Nailer posted:Makgeolli! You should always drink that while eating pajeon! I gotta try this!!! Thanks! |
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Jul 19, 2021 05:05
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What's the cheapest decent liquor I can get in the US? Stipulations: I hate gin I like rum but don't really want rum this time |
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Jul 31, 2021 18:09
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Thank y'all for the suggestions but I ended up withProf. Crocodile posted:probably evan williams? Here's hoping Gonna get trashed and watch escape from new york |
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Aug 1, 2021 00:45
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Aug 1, 2021 00:56
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That fifth is gone and it was a might tasty but I don't feel super drunk as expected and I only drink on the weekends Pls send more |
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Aug 1, 2021 04:45
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Aw yeah there's the double vision i was waiting for |
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Aug 1, 2021 05:25
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Areola Grande posted:U drank a fifth of whiskey 2night? Impressive in the end it was more like a fourth tastes like honey going down and also coming back up lol |
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Aug 1, 2021 14:12
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Mormon Nailer posted:You experienced what it's like to be a bee, briefly I love you. |
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Aug 1, 2021 15:56
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Aug 3, 2021 02:05
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Went out to a place with my boss and his wife It was great Had a thing called a Mac n skillet It's like Mac n cheese and tater tots and more cheese and more Mac n cheese and beef brisket and more cheese Had like 7 double rum and cokes and then a tequila shot Drank his El Guapo IPA when he wasn't looking Ordered more beers from 7-11 Currently enjoying a MXD long island iced tea (malt liquor) Have 2 more and a Mike's lemonade in the fridge as emergency provisions I forgot what I was gonna say |
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Aug 8, 2021 02:40
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Whoa the puffy taco looks good |
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Aug 8, 2021 03:15
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Aug 8, 2021 03:28
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Aug 8, 2021 03:38
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I'm gonna feel like hell until at least Tuesday The question is, do I drink the remaining 12%abv 'long island iced tea's tomorrow when I wake up? Pls confirm thx |
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Aug 8, 2021 07:45
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I'm getting conflicting info!!!! |
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Aug 8, 2021 07:50
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Thanks for the tips yobbers, I did indeed get my drink on this morning as well. And I left most of a can on the shelf last night as a present to my future self, hell yeah Gonna make some spam musubi when my musubi press thing arrives later and try to recover before I have to go bury a bunch of strangers this week |
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Aug 8, 2021 18:14
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I actually really like that watermelon flavored steel reserve lol |
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Aug 10, 2021 11:47
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 I found this pic of when I was unemployed and I used to get f u c k e d up and play doom metal riffs like 10 years ago I would shake up the steel reserve and let it lose all of the carbonation so it was chuggable like water What a bad idea lol |
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Aug 10, 2021 11:55
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I smoked a weeds even though I might get randomly tested at work F ITTTTTT currently drinking honey Jim beam and lemonade |
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Aug 21, 2021 22:07
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Yay, that sounds scary. Glad he's k |
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Aug 24, 2021 04:01
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Aug 28, 2021 02:18
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Man I am super baked and my wife wants to go to home depot and im not sure if I can handle that lol |
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Aug 28, 2021 23:18
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Zil posted:All that stuff on the shelves might be over stimulating, also don't drive please No way, regular driving is scary enough |
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Aug 28, 2021 23:41
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I cut the grass and we went to get groceries and we told the landlord to gently caress off and I plugged a nail hole in the tire of my dumb but extremely reliable car TIME'a GET hosed UP |
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Aug 29, 2021 23:46
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I drank a six pack of Victory Golden Monkey and ate a random quantity of refrigerated weed oil and I gotta go sell plots of land for people to be buried on tomorrow lol. F IT HOPE I DON'T GET TESTED THIS WEEK |
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Aug 30, 2021 02:20
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rear end-penny posted:Imagine selling land for human burials in TYOOL 2021 and not being allowed to smoke a joint after work, smh. how can i be trusted to bury people's relatives if I smoke marijuana cigarettes after work? Absurd! It qualifies as a "safety-sensitive" job too because I drive a work truck around in the mostly deserted cemetery so even a medical card wouldn't save me from a random test LOL |
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Aug 30, 2021 21:46
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I'm thinkin of selling my pax 2, it's cool but any time I do a weeds now it's in edible form. |
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I didn't leave the bed except to pee from 8 AM to when I fell asleep around midnight and stayed baked the whole time It was glorious |
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