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jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Universe Master posted:

Nazi sympathizer Charles Lindbergh shot down a Japanese plane as a civilian because he just showed up at an island airfield one day.

The year was 1958.

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
I actually invented WWII

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Junk posted:

I actually invented WWII

Me, early game: The Germans seriously need a nerf
Me, late game: *afraid to ask for a buff*

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Julius CSAR posted:

I can’t quote this post enough.

Also re: Wunderwaffe (and a lot of combat vehicles built post 1943) the ones that did get completed were built by slave labor in caves because forcing people to work to their death furthers genocide but it also backfired big time because those same workers would sabotage the poo poo out things.

I recently discovered that Wunderwaffe is used by Germans to describe something big, expensive, and useless.

ALSO the idea that prewar Germany was a prosperous and wonderful place is also a myth. The entire thing was built on credit that was promised on the plunder that would be taken in the upcoming war. Plus the Nazis worked hand in hand with the big companies and the wealthy to make sure workers were content that they wouldn't cause trouble. And even then, the wages of workers were still lower than preDepression era Wiemar Germany. And the oppression and exploitation already existed. All Unions were disbanded and their leaders sent to Dachau, and replaced with one big Nazi Union that was basically 'Work for the glory of Germany, and you'll get a vacation, but complain about the long hours and low pay *gun to head motion*".

Germans also made some dumb mistakes when building late war stuff. Like the Panther, early versions needed a special tool to remove the engine cover. Inside the engine took up all the space in the compartment with a space that was exactly the size of that tool. So if you dropped the tool down the side down of the engine, its gone. And you were only issued one. Why would you do this? Why not just use a regular tool that there were probably millions floating around. Plus the amount of men and materials devoted to just murdering people was massive. Especially in the USSR, where that could have been used on the front, as the Germans had exhausted their reserves within a few weeks of the operations starting. I'd recommend, if you can stomach it because the movie is incredibly brutal, but the Russian movie Come and See. It's about a 14 year old boy who joins Partisans during the invasion of the Soviet Union. It's shot like a horror movie, because it was.

As I said, you can think German equipment was cool form an aesthetic or engineering POV but never forget what they represent.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Also why you should never buy a German car

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

I always wonder why the Germans didn't stop to France when they saw that they couldn't break into Britain.

The answer seems to be Genocide, and debts.

quick edit: Also, and that I already knew, Nazis are stupid and prideful.

Stingwing
Mar 26, 2010

Thank you Mr President for Making America Great Again! USA #1! I shouldn't have to understand other cultures, I'm a god damn American hero.

twistedmentat posted:

I'd recommend, if you can stomach it because the movie is incredibly brutal, but the Russian movie Come and See. It's about a 14 year old boy who joins Partisans during the invasion of the Soviet Union. It's shot like a horror movie, because it was.


I just watched this a few weeks ago and it really is a great movie.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Bleusilences posted:

I always wonder why the Germans didn't stop to France when they saw that they couldn't break into Britain.

The answer seems to be Genocide, and debts.

quick edit: Also, and that I already knew, Nazis are stupid and prideful.

By the time they defeated France, Hitler was 100% convinced that Germany was going to fulfill what he saw as their destiny and gave himself about 95% of the credit for their success.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A lot of people think wwii was a great time.
A real big party.




It wasn't though.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

MakaVillian posted:

By the time they defeated France, Hitler was 100% convinced that Germany was going to fulfill what he saw as their destiny and gave himself about 95% of the credit for their success.

The quick fall of France was more about the French not wanting to go through the horrors of WW1 again, rather than losing another entire generation to war.

Stooge
Aug 27, 2018


i know this is a spicy take in this day and age but Nazis are terrible.


I can provide an academic source for this if requested

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

twistedmentat posted:

The quick fall of France was more about the French not wanting to go through the horrors of WW1 again, rather than losing another entire generation to war.

Oh absolutely French morale was crushed after the success of the German pincer through the Ardennes (except briefly in early June). I was talking about how Hitler saw the German successes going back to Munich and gave himself way too much credit for the fall of France.

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Im america taking credit for beating the nazis even though i didnt enter the war until the germans were already turbofucked by the russians

Im all the heroic movies about american bravado in ww2 even though the russians destroyed two thirds of the german army and massacred all their veterans so all america fought were skeleton crews, newbies and literal children

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I mean if you'd prefer the us not fight the Nazis for you going forward you could have said so

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Just make some movies about the eastern front ok

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Uh, they did?
It's called Pearl Harbor. Maybe you've heard of that?

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Stop trolling me this instant!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
You see the japanese were preparing for last stand lalalalala the atom bombs were actually lalalala many lives were saved lalalalala it wasn't a war crime lalalala my research has public funding lalalala they wouldn't display the enola gay in a museum if it was lalalalala i can't hear you lalalal i get to juxtapose actual casualties against hypothetical ones because lalalala gently caress you

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
....a simple "Yes." By all means sir, drop that fucker, twice!

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

I mean if you'd prefer the us not fight the Nazis for you going forward you could have said so

I think we'd all quite like it if you'd at least not have one as your president.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Julius CSAR posted:

It’s because the air is so thin at those altitudes propeller driven aircraft don’t generate much lift, so it’s difficult to even keep the airplane in the air. Basically since propellers are very similar to airfoils there’s less “grip” for them to generate thrust, which impedes the wing’s ability to generate lift in an environment where they’re not really generating much anyway.

But 50k is stretching it. The Ta-152 could technically do that, but the service ceiling of a B-17G is only a little more than 35,000 so there wouldn’t be much of a reason to be up that high in the first place.

The best high altitude fighter was unequivocally the P-51D and that goes for both the European and Pacific theaters. And in this case the term “best” means a whole more than “the airplane that could go the highest” or “its specifications say it could x on paper.”

This is where I heard about it
https://youtu.be/8WDkj0ZYuiA


It was around 45000 ft and basically a dick waving contest

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

when australian troops went to kokoda they only had broom sticks

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Merrills Marauders got owned by disease and lack of supplies but also killed lots of Japanese people

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
The Japanese Government were totally willing to let their entire population die to fend off an American invasion. Primary sources directly from the high command confirm this. You can find many civilian politicians saying "this war is hosed up, we need to stop now, honor and all that poo poo be damned" but by 1945 there was zero civilian control over the Japanese government, so that is pretty meaningless. And to use it to try to claim the Japanese were begging to surrender is incredibly historically dishonest.

Also, from Saipan and other Islands with Japanese civilians, it was already shown that many were ready to kill themselves rather than face what they believed would be a fate worse than death if the Americans took the Island. And even if they weren't ready to fling themselves into the sea, the Japanese Army was more than willing to make the decision for them.

Remember, people living in Japan at that time had never known a society that was not tied up in all kinds of macho bullshit claimed to be Bushido, the 40k motto"It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself" is incredibly true. People knew no other life but complete and utter service to the Emperor and his role as Divine head of state. Reading some stuff written by surviving WW2 Japanese soldiers shows a kind of insane devotion that cannot be matched, even by the most fanatical Waffen-SS trooper or Hitler Youth. They knew they could not defeat the American's by direct conflict, but they believed that the Americans were soft and if you killed enough of their soldiers, they'd sign a peace with the Japanese. Though the Americans felt that the Japanese could not compete with strapping American soldiers, and went into most of their battles over confident.

I am not saying that dropping two bombs on Japan was good or bad, but a lot of arguments I see against it seem to completely ignore the facts surrounding how Japan was organized, and the state of mind of its population. The fact that Operation Olympic never happened means that we will never know of the multi million causalities projected may have happened, but as I said above, what happened on islands the Americans had taken was a hearld of things to come. They originally wanted to drop it on Kyoto because it was in a valley which would make the bomb much more effective, but was overruled because it was the cultural and spiritual heart of Japan and by then they were already drawing up plans for post war Japan and they knew they needed the Emperor to remain there to prevent a new fascist, or worse, communist, regime to take over. That is often cited as an example of why the decision to drop it was a practical one, but i mean, why not drop it on an military target , or even a uninhabited place?

Also, the dropping of both bombs still pales in comparison to the causalities the Japanese inflicted on China. It's probably as bad as the civilian casualties in Barbarossa.

twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Jul 19, 2020

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Kelly's Heroes is a good Vietnam movie set in World War 2.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
OKay, my top 5 WW2 Tanks (and other AFVs)!

1. Panzer IV Ausf H

What I think is the best German tank. It may not be as well armored as a the Panther, but it as about the same gun, but it is much less complex and easier to build.

2. Sherman Firefly

Sherman with an British 17 pounder gun. Could destroy almost anything the Germans could throw at them in the late war due to the sabot round it used.

3. T-34-85

This is a big middle finger to the Nazis made into a tank.

4. Churchill

A great tank named after a horrible person.

5. Jagpanzer 38t (aka Hetzer)

A little tank destroyer that was perfect for being a anti-tank sniper. Though it had issues doing the shoot and scoot it was meant to.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Collapsing Farts posted:

Im america taking credit for beating the nazis even though i didnt enter the war until the germans were already turbofucked by the russians

Im all the heroic movies about american bravado in ww2 even though the russians destroyed two thirds of the german army and massacred all their veterans so all america fought were skeleton crews, newbies and literal children

You seem to be getting your sequence of events confused

Burns
May 10, 2008

I recently learned that SPAM has been a staple in Okinawa since ww2. Really weird uses for it there too.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

twistedmentat posted:

The Japanese Government were totally willing to let their entire population die to fend off an American invasion. Primary sources directly from the high command confirm this. You can find many civilian politicians saying "this war is hosed up, we need to stop now, honor and all that poo poo be damned" but by 1945 there was zero civilian control over the Japanese government, so that is pretty meaningless. And to use it to try to claim the Japanese were begging to surrender is incredibly historically dishonest.

Also, from Saipan and other Islands with Japanese civilians, it was already shown that many were ready to kill themselves rather than face what they believed would be a fate worse than death if the Americans took the Island. And even if they weren't ready to fling themselves into the sea, the Japanese Army was more than willing to make the decision for them.

Remember, people living in Japan at that time had never known a society that was not tied up in all kinds of macho bullshit claimed to be Bushido, the 40k motto"It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself" is incredibly true. People knew no other life but complete and utter service to the Emperor and his role as Divine head of state. Reading some stuff written by surviving WW2 Japanese soldiers shows a kind of insane devotion that cannot be matched, even by the most fanatical Waffen-SS trooper or Hitler Youth. They knew they could not defeat the American's by direct conflict, but they believed that the Americans were soft and if you killed enough of their soldiers, they'd sign a peace with the Japanese. Though the Americans felt that the Japanese could not compete with strapping American soldiers, and went into most of their battles over confident.

I am not saying that dropping two bombs on Japan was good or bad, but a lot of arguments I see against it seem to completely ignore the facts surrounding how Japan was organized, and the state of mind of its population. The fact that Operation Olympic never happened means that we will never know of the multi million causalities projected may have happened, but as I said above, what happened on islands the Americans had taken was a hearld of things to come. They originally wanted to drop it on Kyoto because it was in a valley which would make the bomb much more effective, but was overruled because it was the cultural and spiritual heart of Japan and by then they were already drawing up plans for post war Japan and they knew they needed the Emperor to remain there to prevent a new fascist, or worse, communist, regime to take over. That is often cited as an example of why the decision to drop it was a practical one, but i mean, why not drop it on an military target , or even a uninhabited place?

Also, the dropping of both bombs still pales in comparison to the causalities the Japanese inflicted on China. It's probably as bad as the civilian casualties in Barbarossa.

I did an undergrad paper on the bombings and I came to the conclusion after reading the literature that it saved a significant number of lives for the reasons you point out. I think there is a valid debate on whether the US needed to bomb 2 large cities, rather than one city and another strictly military target or uninhibited area. Operation Downfall would've resulted in horrific casualties so I think, as awful as the bombs were, they saved a lot of lives.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
The only significance of the bombs at the time as well was their sheer efficiency compared to conventional munitions; a lot of the handwringing over them is post-facto due to what they would come to symbolize. The simple act of bombing civilian targets was something that everyone had accepted as a thing that was happening at that point in the war.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Collapsing Farts posted:

Im the pilots who firebombed tokyo and killed a hundred k civilians

haha nice man I did dresden

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

MakaVillian posted:

I did an undergrad paper on the bombings and I came to the conclusion after reading the literature that it saved a significant number of lives for the reasons you point out. I think there is a valid debate on whether the US needed to bomb 2 large cities, rather than one city and another strictly military target or uninhibited area. Operation Downfall would've resulted in horrific casualties so I think, as awful as the bombs were, they saved a lot of lives.

It can be argued both ways, but yea, there is a possibility that "100 million people as once bullet!" slogan the Japanese were using to prepare their population to defense of their homeland. Considering most of their young men were already dead or in service, this was mostly women, old people and children. Though even then, sticking thousands of people with old rifles, muskets, bamboo spears and whatever they could on the front line may have just meant they instantly collapsed and the invasion would be mostly bloodless. But the waiting list for Kamakaze pilots what still hundreds of names long at the end of the war.

That reminds me of another thing that makes the Nazis histories biggest assholes. At Normandy, many of the units that were guarding the beaches where not German, but essentially slave soldiers. They would force people from occupied territories into units and plopped into garrison duty with German officers to make sure they shot at the allies rather than them. Many were from the Red Army, so you had guys from the Eastern Soviet union that where in Normandy shooting at Americans, Brits and Canadians. Also in Saving Private Ryan, you might remember the scene where two GIs come across two Germans trying to surrender and they're saying something that the Americans don't know, so they get shot. They're actually Hungarians pressed into German service.

When someone says "just old men and boys" being what the Germans have left, you should expect well lead, equipped, trained veteran units. Market Garden was organized based on this idea, and when they made contact with the Germans in Holland, oops, all experienced units! The Brits kept thinking that in WW1 too, only to come across incredibly well entrenched German forces. So basically, if you're at war, and some British officer tells you that you're going up against old men and boys, then be prepared to fight against some of the best soldiers you can imagine.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

I watched a doco on Crete couple of months ago that said the amount of greek partisan fuckery had forced the germans to keep a lot of aircraft and troops there, which in turn effected the amount of men/material that could be used on the eastern front during 1941/42. is it true? Not sure, but interesting nonetheless

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

Blistex posted:

*every GBS WWII thread*

<makes post on how Germany could have won the war>
<makes post about how Germany could never have won the war>
<makes post on how Germany would have still lost had the US not entered>
<makes post on how Russia alone could have defeated Germany>
<makes post about how WWII speculation is stupid>
<makes post on how the atomic bomb was necessary/unnecessary>
<17 page derail and slapfight that gets waaaay too personal>
<9 goons get 3 day probations>

Let's break the cycle guys.

Silly Billy! You forgot about the 10,000 word tank theses!

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Jestery posted:

This is where I heard about it
https://youtu.be/8WDkj0ZYuiA


It was around 45000 ft and basically a dick waving contest

That dude loving sucks btw

Anyone curious about the reasoning for choosing the bombs over an invasion re: Japan should check out the book “Hell to Pay: Operation Downfall and the Invasion of Japan, 1945-47” by DM Giangreco.

He went into the archives of both countries and did research with documents that neither side had released before and it’s pretty stomach churning. Interestingly the internal logistics reports from Japan regarding their military ability to defend japan show that the amount of material they had held back from other fights specifically for home island defense show that the American intelligence estimates, usually considered overblown, were actually far far under the mark.

The numbers in the preface alone will put the chill on you real fast.

Julius CSAR fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Jul 19, 2020

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Big Beef City posted:

A lot of people think wwii was a great time.
A real big party.




It wasn't though.

There were actually several parties, and the parties were so wild they killed people. Like a lot of people

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



WW2 is cool, but I have always liked studying WW1 more.

Long story short, Lol at any country that allies with Germany not getting completely clowned on again and again in any war.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
shooting 4 bullets out of an m1 garand at the dirt in order to reload

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

beer gas canister posted:

shooting 4 bullets out of an m1 garand at the dirt in order to reload

This is as much of a myth as like, Shermans being tinder boxes or “ronsons”. It is in fact perfectly fine to reload your M1 in the middle of a clip. And you’ll be able to collect the clip and put the unused ammo back to good use.

Good use being killing nazis by the fu king bushel

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