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Escape From Noise

*looks knowingly at boss* that's why I'm late for the meeting.

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Escape From Noise

Ey ma! We're gonna need a new bidet! I'm on da cleanse again and I boint this one out! Also couldja get some bowl cleaner while ya at it?



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
well I'm on whatever the opposite of a cleanse is op. good luck w/ ur thing too though





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Escape From Noise

Me: So can I get the nachos grandes.

Server: You want jalapenos on that!

Me: Oh! I'm on a cleanse!

Server: So you want...

Me: That's right! Double jalapenos.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

nut

boss looks knowingly back at me: still dealing with that evil spirit?

me: *sighs* Burfknuck has decided that he’s allergic to other mortal planes

FutonForensic

wife: eyy bubby did you get The Purge from Redbox?

me: *holding disc titled "the cleanse: 120 minutes of colonic hygiene"* uhh not exactly lol


Escape From Noise

FutonForensic posted:

wife: eyy bubby did you get The Purge from Redbox?

me: *holding disc titled "the cleanse: 120 minutes of colonic hygiene"* uhh not exactly lol

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


*eating several wheels of cheese, each followed with an imodium chaser*

"I'm on whatever the opposite of a cleanse is!"

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:hfive:

Khanstant
Stomach issues? No, why do you ask? *takes another recreational sip of pepto bismol*

Khanstant

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Better put the rear end wiping robot on the charger

Escape From Noise

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Better put the rear end wiping robot on the charger

I'll get the extension chord

nut


i m cleansed

Manifisto


I'm on a "strange alien goo that fell from the sky" cleanse. it's amazing, here, try some!


ty nesamdoom!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Manifisto posted:

I'm on a "strange alien goo that fell from the sky" cleanse. it's amazing, here, try some!

Oh, that goo is just what happens after I do my space cleanse. I try to do it so it de-orbits into the ocean, but, whoopsy-daisy

Prof. Crocodile

Manifisto posted:

I'm on a "strange alien goo that fell from the sky" cleanse. it's amazing, here, try some!

that is not strange alien goo that fell from the sky, it is Applebee's blackened alfredo sauce, but I can understand how you made that mistake

Manifisto


Prof. Crocodile posted:

that is not strange alien goo that fell from the sky, it is Applebee's blackened alfredo sauce, but I can understand how you made that mistake

so who is launching alfredo sauce into the sky? nasa? the russians? I bet it was elon musk actually. part of his "hyperpasta" project


ty nesamdoom!

Khanstant
im not fan of olen musk or the russians or even applebees but to blame them is just wrong. scientists warned us that unlimited salad and breadsticks would lead to a gray goo scenario, it turns out the gray goo was alfredo sauce all along

Manifisto


Khanstant posted:

im not fan of olen musk or the russians or even applebees but to blame them is just wrong. scientists warned us that unlimited salad and breadsticks would lead to a gray goo scenario, it turns out the gray goo was alfredo sauce all along

oh god the covid is not caused by 5g it's caused by alfredo

Manifisto


wake up sheeple, marinara is our only hope!!

Khanstant
the blood of the fruit to cleanse of the blood of the... churned baby cow drink mixed with two years old product made from old milk and stomach enzymes...

motto needs work

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
wafting sage around my living room to cover up the fart smell



Prof. Crocodile

a lot of BIG ALFREDO lies being cleansed ITT in addition to our colons

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blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
(rips a massive fart)

boy, doesn’t it feel great when the toxins leave the body?


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

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