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1) noble 2) knight 3) squire 5) ranger 6) peasant 7) rogue Second char starts here  Wizard Master Fartus de Pheasant
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Jul 18, 2020 23:27
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Jul 18, 2020 23:28
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Custom scenario where i am the fat albert class
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Jul 18, 2020 23:30
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7!
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Jul 18, 2020 23:31
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wizard master
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Jul 18, 2020 23:32
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Putty posted:Custom scenario where i am the fat albert class you can still be fat albert, you can be anyone. It just depends on how you decide to start
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Jul 18, 2020 23:33
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Jul 18, 2020 23:33
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Shao Kahn
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Jul 18, 2020 23:33
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You are a wizard. Enter your character's name...
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Jul 18, 2020 23:34
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Wizard Master
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Jul 18, 2020 23:34
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Fartus
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Jul 18, 2020 23:36
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Choose your fighter
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Jul 18, 2020 23:36
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6-Peasant. A common, salt of the earth fellow, a moron, but I can tell what mud to make cups from, and what can grow where, plus, I can drink my own body weight in either ale, grog or piss and suffer few ill effects, after a couple of levels I can change to a squire or a wandering trader. every few steps I have to do a save roll in case i step in dung. Character name _ Martin Peasant Shupate staberind fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Jul 18, 2020 |
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Jul 18, 2020 23:37
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it's too late wizard won the arbitrarily short starter phase what is the wizard's name i'm leaning heavily towards fartus but it could go anywhere
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Jul 18, 2020 23:38
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You are a master wizard by the name of wING OF poo poo
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Jul 18, 2020 23:44
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6)pheasant
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Jul 18, 2020 23:49
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If pheasant gets enough votes you will be pheasant instead Otherwise wizard master will win
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Jul 18, 2020 23:50
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Big Beef City posted:Wizard Master
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Jul 18, 2020 23:50
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Coitus Interruptus, master of the blue balls of sorcery.
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Jul 18, 2020 23:51
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Wizard Master Fartus de Pheasant
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Jul 18, 2020 23:52
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Big Beef City posted:Wizard Master
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Jul 18, 2020 23:54
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You are Wizard Master Fartus de Pheasant, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've been looking for. You have come here searching for a mystical spellbook of great power called the book of essence. You look around and see no one, your waiting for someone to arrive. This gives you an opportunity to build up your spell energy. > 
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Jul 18, 2020 23:54
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generate cum energy
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Jul 18, 2020 23:55
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Bard
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Jul 18, 2020 23:56
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TheAardvark posted:generate cum energy > You generate cum energy. You want to charge up your staff's magic energy, and you decide to make the most of the situation and release all your pent up sexual energy. >
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Jul 18, 2020 23:56
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> strip naked and do jumping jacks
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Jul 18, 2020 23:58
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generate more cum energy but REALLY work the staff this time
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Jul 18, 2020 23:59
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> You strip naked and do jumping jacks. You begin your routine and wait for a few minutes. A man dressed in priestly clothing appears. "I've found you!" he says. You draw your sword and say, "Who are you? How did you know I was here?" "Please, no fighting. I am Father Féval of the Temple of Edventia. I have come a long way to find you." >
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Jul 19, 2020 00:00
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"Hello father. I am master wizard Wizard Master. Have you come to see how I handle my impressive rod?"
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Jul 19, 2020 00:01
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>bend over and violently blast liquid fecal matter out of anus while screaming
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Jul 19, 2020 00:02
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> cast "summon demodongus"
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Jul 19, 2020 00:04
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> You cast summon demodongus. You command the monster to appear, and your staff begins to glow red. "No, please. You must let me help you!" the priest begs. >
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Jul 19, 2020 00:07
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SniperWoreConverse posted:> You cast summon demodongus. > give the priest a stone cold stunner and kill him
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Jul 19, 2020 00:07
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6 peasant got a feeling only peasant can properly multiclass. also kind of op not to refer to it as "thief"
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Jul 19, 2020 00:08
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SniperWoreConverse posted:> You cast summon demodongus. > say "the best help i can give you is to tell you to help yourself" and complete the summoning
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Jul 19, 2020 00:21
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>begin speaking in tongues while menacing the priest with your large red staff ehehe
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Jul 19, 2020 00:24
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gary oldmans diary posted:6 peasant lol you must be a feudal lord because you just owned the poo poo out of those peasants
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Jul 19, 2020 00:26
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:>begin speaking in tongues while menacing the priest with your large red staff ehehe > You begin speaking in tongues while menacing the priest with your large red staff ehehe. "Eh... ooooh, nah... c'mon!" you say in a fake American accent. Father Féval flees in terror. Well that was embarrassing. >
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Jul 19, 2020 00:27
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After the beast is summoned Name it Wizard Master
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Jul 19, 2020 00:27
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SniperWoreConverse posted:> You begin speaking in tongues while menacing the priest with your large red staff ehehe. > Pray to Moloch for advice
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