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GoonInvestmentsLLC
Feb 3, 2021

by Athanatos
Goon investment advice explained:

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Goons when bitcoins are $100 each: "what a bubble, if you buy now you're an idiot who deserves what you're about to lose"

Goons when gamestop jumped to $40 a share: "just another pump and dump, you already missed the curve, the only people making money now got in weeks ago"

Goons when Dogecoin jumps 800% in 6 hours after an Elon Musk tweet : " THIS is the way, boys! Time to hop aboard Lmao meme economy straight to the moon. HODL rofl :cheerdoge: :shibewow: "
Seraph84, looking at Dogecoin: “. . .”

Dogecoin, 24 hours later:

Dogegoons: "Well gently caress."

Meanwhile:

Goons when bitcoin is at $5 each: “It's a scam, it's a bubble, never invest in this poo poo!”
Goons when bitcoin is at $500 each: “It's a scam, it's a bubble, never invest in this poo poo!”
Goons when bitcoin is at $5,000 each: “It's a scam, it's a bubble, never invest in this poo poo!”
Goons when bitcoin is at $15,000 each: “It's a scam, it's a bubble, never invest in this poo poo!”
Goons when bitcoin is at $35,000 each: “It's a scam, it's a bubble, never invest in this poo poo!”

Seraph84 when bitcoin is at $255 and every day since: “buy and hold bitcoin!”
Seraph84 when bitcoin is at $40,000 each: “I just realized $150,000 in profit. Time to buy some Manhattan real estate.”

Never take investment advice from goons, unless that goon's name starts with Seraph and ends with 84.

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