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Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

i'm worried about Carlos Garcia's grandmother

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

it works if you just cut everything after line 2

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Killingyouguy! posted:

i'm worried about Carlos Garcia's grandmother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXMxDnXf_h0

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Vos?

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

I hate these "vlogger reacts to thing" videos but this one is worth getting through because Roseanne's jokes are just that bad

https://youtu.be/wDLoBVbbtp4

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Cognac McCarthy posted:

I hate these "vlogger reacts to thing" videos but this one is worth getting through because Roseanne's jokes are just that bad

https://youtu.be/wDLoBVbbtp4

Pro-click for the unrelenting dissection of her crap act.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master












ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


standup comedy is the greatest art form after webcomics

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I appreciated the picture of the tennis ball cannon to further explain the joke

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



bong hit replacement

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Of all the machines to screw

Why a tennis ball thrower

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

steinrokkan posted:

Of all the machines to screw

Why a tennis ball thrower

Who are you to question the comedic genius of

*checks notes*

uh, @Djangoindustries?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

steinrokkan posted:

Of all the machines to screw

Why a tennis ball thrower

Is your rear end too tight for that to work? Well lah di dah!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
The tennis ball machine bit was an old Jerky Boys prank phone call.

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably
Thanks wizard master

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
The good behavior joke is a winner. Hope it wasn’t stolen from an old Rodney album, because he would have KILLED with that one.

Tiny Myers
Jul 29, 2021

say hello to my little friend


Is it just me or is this facial expression deeply unsettling? I feel like he's about to start talking about peeling off my skin. I don't know why you would choose that photo to promote yourself.

I think with a good enough deadpan delivery this would definitely make me laugh, though.

To add content that isn't 'this man looks like a serial killer':




Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Tiny Myers posted:

Is it just me or is this facial expression deeply unsettling? I feel like he's about to start talking about peeling off my skin. I don't know why you would choose that photo to promote yourself.

Yeah it's terrifying.

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This one is funny. :)

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Cognac McCarthy posted:

I hate these "vlogger reacts to thing" videos but this one is worth getting through because Roseanne's jokes are just that bad

https://youtu.be/wDLoBVbbtp4
This was one of the few times it’s worth having the livestream reaction facecam video

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master











Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

Why would people have nuggets on them before they get to the mcdonalds

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Pennywise the Frown posted:

This one is funny. :)

The full quote is "great minds think alike, but fools seldom differ" which kind of kills it.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Doing “women, amiright?” and animal abuse jokes in 2023 is certainly A Choice by schlubby guy.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Sex Farm posted:

Why would people have nuggets on them before they get to the mcdonalds

Yeah, that joke bugs me. Also, would you want the nuggets you'd receive as an entry doorman to the MacDonalds. Exiting sure, but not entry.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

syntaxfunction posted:

The full quote is "great minds think alike, but fools seldom differ" which kind of kills it.

Ah, so the joke was just rewording the actual full quote.

Hilarious.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Comedians should wear masks so we don't have to see their faces

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Comedians should wear masks so we don't have to see their faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BBZVQ4zBcU

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





what’s wrong with this one? it’s sharp observation that rings true

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I like her.

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46

Bad Purchase posted:

what’s wrong with this one? it’s sharp observation that rings true

The funny part is the woman's reaction

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master










ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

hmm turtleneck w/ button up shirt. this guy is insanely hosed

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Slaughtermelons 😂

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club



I mean, this is a fine bit that can probably do well with good delivery. But it's also way, way too long to try and make into your "put a joke over one of your publicity stills" images.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Actually lol'd

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

wizard master

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Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016




Actually lol'd at this one though

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