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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



8.8 ounces? Scrub tier. DM me if you want to see some real poops :c00lbutt:

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
So now if my dentist claims to have climbed Everest I can tell him he's full of poo poo and even if he has I still have him on a technicality.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
They should make a poo zipline.

edit - ah snap, beaten by the poo-tube!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Anne Whateley posted:

I’m not buying 9 oz of poop in a day. Aren’t you eating a whole lot more than 9 oz of food if you’re doing something like climbing Mount Everest?

You exhale a large fraction of it. Metabolizing carbohydrates and fats produces carbon dioxide and water.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
a lot of your poop is used up blood cells and other body detritus as well

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I did not refresh. Alas, there were poopfacts already

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Paying $100,000 to carry my poop up and down a big mountain

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Why don't they use the poop to extend the summit even higher

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

I did not refresh. Alas, there were poopfacts already

My Everest - sorry for the extraneous poop facts

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

a poop facts thread could be useful & informative

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

freezing to death with a backpack full of your own poo poo

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie

Space Jam posted:

freezing to death with a backpack full of your own poo poo

Green poops

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Space Jam posted:

freezing to death with a backpack full of your own poo poo

lmao oh dear

Paladine_PSoT
Jan 2, 2010

If you have a problem Yo, I'll solve it


Dal baht power 24 hour!

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

poo poo

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
I would simply fashion a snowboard out of my frozen poop and shred all the way down from the summit

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Mt Everest Patch Notes 2024.08.00.18
- Green Boots waymarker has been replaced by ShitBoy

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

why dont they put a porta-potty at the top. and trash cans. the local government should provide opportunities for people to be responsible

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Because people will stuff dead bodies in the bins and clog the system.

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

i find it very disturbing the local government doesnt remove dead bodies

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009

tractor man posted:

i find it very disturbing the local government doesnt remove dead bodies

The local government IS the dead bodies. Who else has time for it?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
There are no laws at the top at present. I would beat the poo poo out of other climbers and make them swear allegiance to my royal house. They would call me the Peak King.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Nenonen posted:

There are no laws at the top at present. I would beat the poo poo out of other climbers and make them swear allegiance to my royal house. They would call me the Peak King.

Somebody throws a rock at you
One of your vassals yells "Peak King, duck!"
I show up out of nowhere with little pancakes, chopped scallions, and hoisin sauce

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Nenonen posted:

There are no laws at the top at present. I would beat the poo poo out of other climbers and make them swear allegiance to my royal house. They would call me the Peak King.

"And you shall be my second in command, my K2. You will have the great honor of carrying my poo poo bag"

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Mount Everest should just sign a contract with Servpro duh

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Mt Everest is sponsored by Duke's Mayonnaise

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
it's a hill with snow, just carve a channel into it and send the turds down the poop chute

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



We need zip line guy to design a rapid way to get down Everest after you've got a pack full of bags of poo

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

orange juche posted:

We need zip line guy to design a rapid way to get down Everest after you've got a pack full of bags of poo

Trebuchet

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i already said use a cannon to shoot the poop off the mountain and the children in this thread said use the cannon to shoot poop at the climbers on the mountain

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



wheatpuppy posted:

Trepoochet

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
lol I remember that good times

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
*die poop

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
everest is a good mountain









for me to poop on!!!!!!!

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

Another mountaineering legend had died.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/f...2fptaskbar&ei=8

Lou Whittaker never summited Everest, but his twin brother Jim was the first American to do so. The guy was a genuine hero and badass who was involved in shitloads of rescues and trained the elite Army 10th Mountain division. He founded RMI Expeditions, which counted Ed Viesturs as one of its guides. He was 95. RIP

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005


Trebushit

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwuw6Z33018

Who needs special bags when you've got clothes on?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

dreezy posted:

everest is a good mountain









for me to poop on!!!!!!!

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BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Bloody hell I'm going to die to Boney M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO_uK33aQY8

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