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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

~Coxy posted:

Which joker put this thread into my bookmarks.

Ah, a very intelligent mod put the in-joke as the title of the thread rather than the sub-title.

That seems like a good idea now it's back in GBS!

It was me, because I wanted to annoy you, don't even know who you are

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

DPM posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwuw6Z33018

Who needs special bags when you've got clothes on?

didn’t realise flying turds were one of the hazards

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

BaconCopter posted:

Bloody hell I'm going to die to Boney M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO_uK33aQY8

When your brain is so desperate to live that it just annoys you into getting up and moving

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

Phy posted:

When your brain is so desperate to live that it just annoys you into getting up and moving

I think about this moment all the time and wonder what my brain would use to troll me into surviving...

My bet is Shania Twain "Still The One" :cry:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

BaconCopter posted:

Bloody hell I'm going to die to Boney M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO_uK33aQY8

If it had been Ra-Ra-Rasputin he would have just died jamming out

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
My mom at the library, wanting to borrow that doc: Do you have "Touching the Void"?

Librarian, horrified: Did you say "Touching the Boy"???

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Haha, awesome!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
https://nypost.com/2024/04/28/us-news/new-york-park-ranger-robbi-mecus-died-while-ice-climbing-mount-johnson/

quote:

A longtime New York forest ranger and trans advocate was killed Thursday night after falling more than 1,000 feet while attempting to climb a steep cliff in Alaska, officials said.

Robbi Mecus, 52, of Keene Valley and her climbing partner both fell while ice climbing an especially treacherous part of Mount Johnson in Denali National Park known as “the Escalator,” according to the National Park Service.

Mecus, a transgender woman, died in the fall. Her climbing partner, a 30-year-old woman from California, survived with “serious traumatic injuries.”

Another climbing party witnessed the tragic drop and called for help around 10:45 p.m., but it took until 7 a.m. the following morning for the survivor to be airlifted to a hospital.

Mecus’s body wasn’t recovered until Saturday morning following deteriorating weather conditions the evening prior.

The outdoors enthusiast had been a forest ranger for the Department of Environmental Conservation’s Adirondack region for 25 years after joining in 1999 at the age of 27, the agency said.

“I join the Department of Environmental Conservation family in mourning the sudden and tragic passing of Forest Ranger Robbi Mecus,” interim DEC Commissioner Sean Mahar said in a statement Saturday.

Mahar said Mecus “exemplified the Forest Rangers’ high standard of professional excellence,” emphasizing her rescue efforts, her work on complex searches and her deployments to out-of-state wildfire response missions.

The interim commissioner also commended Mecus’s work in “advancing diversity, inclusion, and LGBTQ belonging throughout the agency.”

Mecus was also a leader in the queer community in the Adirondacks, NCPR reported.

She told the outlet in 2021 that she struggled through her teenage years to come to terms with her gender identity. She ultimately waited until she was in her 40s to transition: “I was scared and afraid and I didn’t know how I was going to live my life.”

That hard time is when she discovered her love of rock and ice climbing, and opened her up to a community that didn’t include many queer people, allowing her the opportunity to become a leader.

“There are many reasons I didn’t come out until I was 44, but one of them was because I didn’t see anybody else doing the things that I still wanted to do and I didn’t think I could do them,” said Mecus in 2021. “I didn’t see any queer rangers. I didn’t see any trans climbers.”

According to her social media channels, Mecus had visited Alaska several times for expeditions over the years.

She even successfully made it up “the Escalator” last year.

It’s not clear what went wrong with her final climb, but park officials warn the path to Mt. Johnson’s 8,400-foot peak is among the most dangerous.

“The approximately 5,000-foot route involves navigating a mix of steep rock, ice, and snow,” the National Park Service said.

Mecus is survived by her daughter and former wife, who live in the Keene Valley community.

Denali National Park and Preserve is about 240 miles north of Anchorage.

welp, that's sad. She knew the risks and knew how to deal with them, and the mountain still got the better of her. Best wishes for the fall survivor.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



oh yeah the Everest season is on

https://www.alanarnette.com/blog/2024/04/27/everest-2024-weekend-update-april-28-teams-into-the-western-cwm/

ice fall this year apparently takes 10 hours to get through and charting it delayed climbing somewhat. interesting there are few ladders on it, just long and winding

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I wonder how the climbing season affects the local yeti population.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Abominably.

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

Nenonen posted:

https://nypost.com/2024/04/28/us-news/new-york-park-ranger-robbi-mecus-died-while-ice-climbing-mount-johnson/

She knew the risks and knew how to deal with them, and the mountain still got the better of her.

*Have lots of experience and really know what you're doing
*Have the right equipment
*Have all the physical talent

Mountain: "That's nice, die."

Mountain/ice climbing in a nutshell.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Mr. Funny Pants posted:

*Have lots of experience and really know what you're doing
*Have the right equipment
*Have all the physical talent

Mountain: "That's nice, die."

Mountain/ice climbing in a nutshell.

*Pay someone to do all that poo poo for you.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

-post instagram selfies drinking espresso on everest
-die anyway

The Bible
May 8, 2010

When I first moved to Korea I started eating a lot of Korean food, of course.

For two weeks, I guess my body didn't know how to handle this new cuisine, I didn't poo poo at all.

One day at work, I felt something... move... kind of shift in my abdomen. I didn't know what it was but it was definitely big.

Anyway, that night was basically the South Park scene with Randy on the toilet. I thought I was going to die because it seemed impossible for anything that big to pass.

That's the closest I have to an Everest poop story.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Bible posted:

When I first moved to Korea I started eating a lot of Korean food, of course.

For two weeks, I guess my body didn't know how to handle this new cuisine, I didn't poo poo at all.

One day at work, I felt something... move... kind of shift in my abdomen. I didn't know what it was but it was definitely big.

Anyway, that night was basically the South Park scene with Randy on the toilet. I thought I was going to die because it seemed impossible for anything that big to pass.

That's the closest I have to an Everest poop story.

knew I read you for a reason

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I just got back from Everest again, it's getting kinda lame now, like way too mainstream

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nooner posted:

I just got back from Everest again, it's getting kinda lame now, like way too mainstream

How did your PPD (poops per day) situation fare? Were you hitting that two fifty g threshold?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Mr. Funny Pants posted:

*Have lots of experience and really know what you're doing
*Have the right equipment
*Have all the physical talent

Mountain: "That's nice, die."

Mountain/ice climbing in a nutshell.

mountain climbing is epic

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Nooner posted:

I just got back from Everest again, it's getting kinda lame now, like way too mainstream

Post your selfies with Green Boots or get out

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i climb big rocks at home for free while these guys are paying to be cold and die

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'm just a Sherpa in the world

luminalflux
May 27, 2005



How many bingo squares does this cover?

LA times just wrote a profile on a Bay Area biotech executive, for who ironman and ultramarathons weren’t making him insufferable enough, is training for a North Col ascent from his second home in Lake Tahoe by sleeping in a hypoxic tent.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

need a hypoxic tent to jerk off in

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
sorry honey but if i don't wear the mountain bag over my head for several months i might not make it down the mountain. we'll have sex next year i promise

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

R.L. Stine posted:

sorry honey but if i don't wear the mountain bag over my head for several months i might not make it down the mountain. we'll have sex next year i promise

Doesn't the tent give him sexual powers?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Tunicate posted:

Doesn't the tent give him sexual powers?

Hey, that's a half-truth!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


jesus christ, the tent is so he can keep going to the office while training isn't it

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Cactus Ghost posted:

jesus christ, the tent is so he can keep going to the office while training isn't it

You mean video calls? CEOs don't go to offices anymore.

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

To add to this, he hasn't finished an ultra in eight years and had his peak eighteen years ago. Now going for the extra fast Everest climb from Tibet. He's a good candidate for frozen corpse.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

didn't read it, but your description makes me wonder if the LA Times is some kind of fifth column operation to turn its readers into hundreds of thousands of che guevaras

Bensa
Aug 21, 2007

Loyal 'til the end.
https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/life-aging/ueli-stecks-estate-goes-to-alpine-museum-in-bern/76764562

A good museum anyways, just across the bridge from the old town in Bern

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




this idiot is going to wind up buried in his hypoxic tent like the canadian flag lady

Jumpsuit
Jan 1, 2007

ethanol posted:

oh yeah the Everest season is on

https://www.alanarnette.com/blog/2024/04/27/everest-2024-weekend-update-april-28-teams-into-the-western-cwm/

ice fall this year apparently takes 10 hours to get through and charting it delayed climbing somewhat. interesting there are few ladders on it, just long and winding

Under "Other 800ers":

quote:

Brit Tim Howell aims to jump off the summit of Lhotse using a wingsuit and establish a record for the highest flight. The current record is held by Russian Valeri Rozov, who flew from 7,700 meters on Cho Oyu

Paladine_PSoT
Jan 2, 2010

If you have a problem Yo, I'll solve it

Jumpsuit posted:

Under "Other 800ers":

I wonder how much of a grade the descent is. Could he glide all the way to Lukla in favorable conditions? If he corpses mid-flight does the Nepali air force treat him as a rogue aircraft and shoot him down over unoccupied land? So many questions...

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Genuinely curious how a wing suit performs at an altitude many helicopters struggle at. I imagine the glide performance can't be great

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gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

Paladine_PSoT posted:

I wonder how much of a grade the descent is. Could he glide all the way to Lukla in favorable conditions? If he corpses mid-flight does the Nepali air force treat him as a rogue aircraft and shoot him down over unoccupied land? So many questions...

This interview has a lot more info on what he's hoping to do: https://explorersweb.com/highest-wingsuit-jump-lhotse/

PittTheElder posted:

Genuinely curious how a wing suit performs at an altitude many helicopters struggle at. I imagine the glide performance can't be great

From that link:

quote:

“A wingsuit needs time to pressurize and only then do you start getting forward momentum,” Howell explained. “At a normal altitude, it takes me about 200m to really start getting forward momentum. On Aconcagua, it took me 300m, because the air is thinner and it takes longer for the wingsuit to pressurize. On Lhotse, I am giving myself a margin of error of another hundred meters: I expect it will take 400m.”

Howell notes that there is always a little forward movement, thanks to the jump’s launching push, but while the suit is pressurizing, the glide ratio is about 2.4 meters forward to 1 meter down. “On Lhotse, I’ll give myself a margin of error to compensate for the altitude…I expect to fly at 240kph at least, as I did on Aconcagua [instead of the usual 200kph].”

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