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In Home Alone 12, Kevin uses precisely one (1) cup of quinoa on the living room floor with a touch of organic extra virgin olive oil to stop the robbers.
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May 3, 2024 23:19
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- nut
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Kevin is never home alone since his parents started working for the hive from home, shaking donkey konga controllers to generate cybercoin
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Jul 25, 2020 01:02
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robber 1: What the frig! There's nothing in here!
robber 2: *picks up a book from the bare floor* the life-changing magic of tidying up...huh... looks like we got Kondo'd again, boss.
robber 1: Would it kill these rich people to go back to collecting things rather than experiences for once?
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Jul 25, 2020 01:03
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- Pot Smoke Phoenix
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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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The Dick Sucking Trolley Robot scanned the perimeter for any breeches in its defenses. For now, the home was safe. For now. Sensors around the perimeter were programmed to relay any changes in ambient temperature, movement, sounds- carbon dioxide exhalations.
Kevin_001 had been thorough in his programming, all security protocols had been run through various simulation programs to ensure the best combination of sensory arrays to make sure there would be no breeches this time. The 10,000 watt solid state laser was primed and ready to fire at a moment's notice, needing only a mere second to prepare to fire from its position in the crows nest on the rooftop.
There was only one thing to do now, one single parameter that must be met before the next phase of the operation to be implemented. It was a task the defense system that waited was inherently created for, a task no human could ever do, such is the limitations of humanity.
Wait.
DSTR had all the patience in the world...
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps  
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!
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Jul 25, 2020 01:03
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robber 1: What the frig! There's nothing in here!
robber 2: *picks up a book from the bare floor* the life-changing magic of tidying up...huh... looks like we got Kondo'd again, boss.
robber 1: Would it kill these rich people to go back to collecting things rather than experiences for once?
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Jul 25, 2020 01:05
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Home Alone 12: Escape to Africa
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Jul 25, 2020 01:09
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Home Alone 13: Ernest is Home Alone: ewwwwWWwwWwWWWwWWW
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Jul 25, 2020 01:36
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Home Alone 12: Escape to Africa
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Jul 25, 2020 02:27
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Home alone at 12? Without even an adult neighbour at home next door? I am pretty sure some helicopter parents would have a problem with this. At least install some parental controls on the family computer. And leave some delicious healthy meals that can be microwaved. And lock up any firearms. And liquor cabinet for at least a few more years (although beer should probably be fine they don't like the stuff at that age anyways). And the marijuana stash until at least 13. Gotta be responsible.
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Jul 25, 2020
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Jul 25, 2020 03:37
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Home Alone 69: kevins heart attack forces the wetter bandits to call an ambulance
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Jul 25, 2020 03:40
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- super sweet best pal
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The Wet Bandits are about to get Kevin but at the last minute he's saved by a prostitute named Malone.
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