- Macnult
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freeballing in sweatpants at the local dealership in hopes of finding the right truck for my dick
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Jul 25, 2020 20:01
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- Adbot
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May 7, 2024 14:08
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- Macnult
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car salesman: size, or energy?
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Jul 25, 2020 20:04
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- idiotsavant
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dealer id like an extra large shift knob so my big dick doesnt look too out of place when i drive my truck
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Jul 25, 2020 21:27
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- nut
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toyota dealer: why do u need a pickup truck for your dick
me: Tacoma
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Jul 25, 2020 21:29
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- Macnult
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dealer: this bad boys only got 50k miles and is pre-owned certified
me: sounds promising. what’s the body count?
dealer: like how many previous owners?
me: n.. yes
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Jul 25, 2020 22:42
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- Macnult
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dealer: looking for something sleek and sexy?
customer: i know this might be TMI so i apologize but i’m a little “well endowed” and i really need extra leg room above everything else. it’s bad, man. like, i’m not humble bragging, i straight up get lightheaded sometimes when i have an er-
dealer: *looks down* whoaaaa buddy!! this is a no brainer. have we got the vehicle for you!!
*brings out a hot wheels pickup truck*
customer: you have something like this in stock?
dealer: i’m sorry what?
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Jul 25, 2020 22:48
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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chevy silverado
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Jul 25, 2020 22:57
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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trust me on this. chevy silverado is the perfect pickup truck for your dick.
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Jul 25, 2020 22:58
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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dickup truck
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Jul 25, 2020 22:59
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*nodding at the tv as a ford f-150 add plays* yeahhhh... i could see my dick in that
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Jul 25, 2020 23:57
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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classic montage scene where a guy tries his dick in various pickup trucks while his buddies disprove until finally everyone cheers and hugs while jumping up and down in excitement. the dick is still hanging out.
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Jul 26, 2020 00:02
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- Macnult
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trust me on this. chevy silverado is the perfect pickup truck for your dick.
reading truck descriptions and loling at how hard they must’ve been thinking about dicks
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Jul 26, 2020 00:07
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- Macnult
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classic montage scene where a guy tries his dick in various pickup trucks while his buddies disprove until finally everyone cheers and hugs while jumping up and down in excitement. the dick is still hanging out.
lol
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Jul 26, 2020 00:07
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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going to surprise my wife with a cute convertible for her birthday, just have to find a way to get her pussy measurements without her knowing
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Jul 26, 2020 00:28
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- google THIS
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Bursting into tears when I find out the only vehicle compatible with my dick is a cybertruck
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Jul 26, 2020 01:25
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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to truck nut or not to truck nut 
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Jul 26, 2020 01:38
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- nut
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to truck nut or not to truck nut
where r we going
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Jul 26, 2020 01:50
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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church
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Jul 26, 2020 01:51
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- nut
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halleijuhwah
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Jul 26, 2020 01:54
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- Escape From Noise
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to truck nut or not to truck nut
A truck made of truck nuts
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Jul 26, 2020 01:56
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- Prof. Crocodile
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*fists clenched, sweating in concentration as I try to think of a joke that uses that 'like a rock' song they used to have in truck commercials*
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Jul 26, 2020 02:37
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- nut
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Found
On
Road,
my Dick
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Jul 26, 2020 02:44
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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don't u buy no ugly gently caress truck®
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Jul 26, 2020 02:45
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- nut
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elon sweating on stage when my balls smash right through the cybertruck windows
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Jul 26, 2020 02:47
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- FluffieDuckie
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It'd rather push my dick around in a wheelbarrow than drive a Chevy
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jul 26, 2020 02:58
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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elon sweating on stage when my balls smash right through the cybertruck windows
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Jul 26, 2020 02:59
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- Escape From Noise
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The Land Rover wave means that every "Landy" driver is supposed to acknowledge other "Landy" drivers by standing up, pulling down their pants, and waving their genitals at one another.
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Jul 26, 2020 06:30
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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No better time to hop into a new F-150. Ride in style with hundreds of options available for dicks of every size and shape. Slap your dick into one of our newest models for a test drive this weekend.
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Jul 26, 2020 11:15
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- old friend
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the dick : truck ratio may seem like a straightforward size comparison but it is not an exact science
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Jul 26, 2020 12:37
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- nut
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truck seller guy: we are also willing to include a heavy duty spray lining to the flatbed of the truck to prevent scrapes and dings from cargo, or...
me: or...?
tsg: or we can apply the spray directly to your dick
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Jul 26, 2020 13:06
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