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as much as we'd all like to pretend we're king hot poo poo, everyone has been on the receiving end of a brutal putdown. post here about times you've truly felt the burn. I'll start: in 7th grade my health class did sex ed and we had to have our parents sign a permission form for us to take it. my dad signed the form and said "whatever, it's not like you'll be needing it" then laughed in my face for a minute straight. never really recovered from that one.
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in jr high i told a kid i didnt like the band pod and he hit me in the head with his gym bag. this guy was serious about new metal.
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I picked on a little person kid in grade 5 and he gave me two black eyes and a concussion
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when i was ripped from oblivion into forced existence, haven't recovered since
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Lowtax owned me because I gave $10 dollars plus plat to a serial abuser
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a person in half life death match told me they loved me when i was ten and i believed them.
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I started puberty a bit later than most kids and my parents were a little concerned. At their request I talked to my Doctor about it during an exam and he set up a followup. The only appointment was for early fall, a few months away. I was hoping that over summer SOMETHING would happen. My voice would drop, whatever. Anything, really. I'd gotten some grief from my friends, but it was a pretty small group of guys and no one was real sure of, well, anything going on in those days and plus we were all from a smaller country school ready to move into a larger public one anyway, so no one wanted to rock the boat too much and break any friendships and all that by making me too bothered. Aaany way, eventually the appointment gets scheduled for the middle of the day on Friday, the end of the first school week. So, I'd JUST BARELY started getting into this whole new high school environment, meeting all these older kids in a hectic new social environment, it was...nuts. I was extremely nervous and hadn't thought much about the appointment all week. What I DIDN'T know was that the Dr had definitely been in contact with my folks, and had...severely misunderstood my concern as alarm over a much different issue. And had been reaching out to my parents, who had settled it in their own minds, god knows WHY to settle it as directly and openly with me as possible. That I had nothing to be ashamed about. And so, directly after lunch on the first friday of my first week in my new highschool, the school wide PA system crackled to life. "Attention, Big Beef City. Big Beef City, please come to the office. Your mother is here for your genital check-up. Your mother is here for your genital check up."
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were your genitals OK
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I work with computers
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Life has owned me from pretty much every angle from the moment I left the womb
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I've never been owned
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never *post in thread and gets owned* gently caress
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:never Owned
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You can’t own me, I quit!
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i was basically born a corn cob and never fought it. if you are a corn cob out there my advice to you is lean into it corn is great for all sorts of stuff.
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Colonel Cancer posted:I picked on a little person kid in grade 5 and he gave me two black eyes and a concussion Short and sweet, just how I like em. (Good posts)
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:You can’t own me, I quit! One WEIRD trick Slaveholders HATE! DON'T tell JEFFERSON DAVIS!
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I used to prank call this guy and put on a voice telling him to go gently caress a camel. I kind of did it way too much, and one time after just coming off the phone, he walked round the corner and leathered me straight in the side of the head and started trying to beat the poo poo out of me.
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Cantaloupe posted:as much as we'd all like to pretend we're king hot poo poo, everyone has been on the receiving end of a brutal putdown. post here about times you've truly felt the burn. Did you call him right after you got laid the first time, cackling that you did need sex ed after all, therefore guaranteeing that you would never have sex with that person again? (Or was your dad right  ? )
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Icochet posted:I work with computers  I wish I was doing something more creative with my life
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Once about a week ago, a guy was unhappy about how fast I was passing a pair of semi trucks in heavy traffic on the freeway. He sped up, got in front of me and slammed on his brakes. I swerved and skidded all over the left three lanes causing several other cars to veer off. A bunch of people including a motorcyclist almost died that day. Owned.
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Do it ironically posted:Lowtax owned me because I gave $10 dollars plus plat to a serial abuser I never paid anything for this site, no registration, no platinum, until Lowtax's spine drive, so I finally bought my first av and then donated an extra $10 on top of it. I'm such a sucker and I'm so 
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13Pandora13 posted:Did you call him right after you got laid the first time, cackling that you did need sex ed after all, therefore guaranteeing that you would never have sex with that person again? no, that one comment riddled me with anxiety and completely derailed my normal sexual development. this is what it truly means to be "owned"
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13Pandora13 posted:Did you call him right after you got laid the first time, cackling that you did need sex ed after all, therefore guaranteeing that you would never have sex with that person again? His dad was there
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Had some kids
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Had some kids 
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i own and used to manage a niche comedy website and forums. my career never took off otherwise; this was the only thing I had going for myself. even though I didn't really do anything to help the forums and I wasn't involved with the community, they still gave me a ton of money every month after I had a serious medical issue. after my ex went public with some stuff everyone got super mad at me. They stopped paying me and demanded I sell the website. a little while after I agreed to sell the site I made one last effort to be accepted by the community. I tried to pretend like nothing had changed and I was still the loveable rascally founder but i got banned by the person who I grudgingly said I'd sell the website to. then I came back again and refused to leave. I got pretty owned there Best Bi Geek Squid fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Jul 27, 2020 |
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I was dating this girl my second year at uni and I was just a really lovely boyfriend. Hanging out with her felt like a chore and all I wanted to do was smoke weed and hang out with other friends. I was 18 and really stupid. I eventually broke up with her because I couldn't see myself balancing school, work, friends, sleep, and a considerable weed habit whilst having a girlfriend. She was really devastated, we had only been "official" for a little over a month and she didn't see it coming. A few days later one of her friends rings me and wants to "meet up to chat". This friend was very attractive and I immediately think to myself, "Oh yeah, she wants me now that I'm single!" She did not. Our conversation continued somewhat dryly about where we might meet up for coffee, and I said something really lovely along the lines of "Wow, you haven't really wasted any time". At this point the friend realizes that I think she called me for a casual date. She wasn't disgusted, so much as surprised at my arrogance, and lack of tact or perception. She said, "Oh my god!? You think I'm calling you because I want a date? No way man. You're out of your mind, I'm calling you to say that you've absolutely devastated [girl I broke up with] after barely dating and you need to call her and tell her you've made a huge mistake, because you loving have. Get over yourself." pwned
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Cantaloupe posted:I'll start: in 7th grade my health class did sex ed and we had to have our parents sign a permission form for us to take it. my dad signed the form and said "whatever, it's not like you'll be needing it" then laughed in my face for a minute straight. never really recovered from that one.
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I remember one time in 6th grade we were doing something that required glue and I was out of glue. Anyway I had a crush on the girl one desk over and I started to ask if I could borrow her glue and she cut me off and told me she would never go out with me in a million years. It was absolutely devastating.
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Once at a music festival I made a really big deal about how I was smart and cool and sold the best drugs and my best friend listened to me rant and rave for like an hour about and then when I came down he told me to hand him my phone and I did and he took a picture of my face and handed it to me and I guess he had attached about 14 clothes pins to my glasses and hair and hoodie while I was talking and I was just too high to notice. It’s the most owned I have ever felt and I will never delete that photo.
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Bust Rodd posted:Once at a music festival I made a really big deal about how I was smart and cool and sold the best drugs and my best friend listened to me rant and rave for like an hour about and then when I came down he told me to hand him my phone and I did and he took a picture of my face and handed it to me and I guess he had attached about 14 clothes pins to my glasses and hair and hoodie while I was talking and I was just too high to notice. It’s the most owned I have ever felt and I will never delete that photo. And great story lol
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almost nonstop. my 3 year old son calls me a dumbass like ten times a day
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Spinz posted:Why did you have all those clothespins at a music festival? You never know when a large group of people are suddenly going to need some serious purple nurples
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christmas boots posted:I remember one time in 6th grade we were doing something that required glue and I was out of glue. Anyway I had a crush on the girl one desk over and I started to ask if I could borrow her glue and she cut me off and told me she would never go out with me in a million years. It was absolutely devastating. Has she kept her word
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one minute everyone's having a good time grooving to the music and then suddenly its a purple nurple attack and its like holy poo poo guys i just wanted to watch some live Hootie
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Big Beef City posted:Has she kept her word 
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:i just wanted to watch some live Hootie Someone give this guy a purple nurple, STAT!!!
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Bust Rodd posted:Once at a music festival I made a really big deal about how I was smart and cool and sold the best drugs and my best friend listened to me rant and rave for like an hour about and then when I came down he told me to hand him my phone and I did and he took a picture of my face and handed it to me and I guess he had attached about 14 clothes pins to my glasses and hair and hoodie while I was talking and I was just too high to notice. It’s the most owned I have ever felt and I will never delete that photo. I went to Lilith Fair back in the 90’s after weeks of courting this lady only to be at the concert and she says “I want to drink Sarah Mclachlan’s sweat”.
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