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Haha what do you think Bowsette smells like LOL
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Lilac 12 3.96%
Gooseberries 8 2.64%
Turtle soup 11 3.63%
Your favourite Doritos flavor (please specify) 14 4.62%
Gamer girl bath water 54 17.82%
Stop it 158 52.15%
A Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pizza (Pepperoni) 33 10.89%
get stick bugged lol 12 3.96%
tomato pizza 1 0.33%
Total: 303 votes
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homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLr5hGuNcTs

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homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

oddium posted:







animal forest early build
no thank you

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

I'll wait for pokemon snip instead, the trauma center clone where you give pokemon vascetomies

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Jay Rust posted:

Heh, goons :smug:

This thread: “why would anyone care about a sequel to this PS2-era cult classic”
Also this thread: “can’t wait to purchase the sequel to this N64-era cult classic”

Hehehe :smug:
one of those games actually looks like a sequel, though

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

exquisite tea posted:

In the future all games will have a hidden adaptive difficulty and a real-time web browser widget that tracks whenever you complain about easy modes and immediately replies with "you died on this part 29 times and we lowered the difficulty to widdle tiny baby"
you sure owned whatever gamer you just imagined up

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

there are some weird rear end spinoffs that might reach cult status. like pokemon channel, was probably not a huge success

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

hd remake of einhander, but they use the einhinder model from ff14 which is just a bird holding a gun

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

welcome

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

the pvp is cool because its arena football, but they call it huttball

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

did you win your ff14 game

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

its the dawning of the age of gamequarius

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

ff11, and 14, are good though

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

but snail, you say, that post implies that crystal chronicles and type 0 are bad

:twisted:

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

stopped reading when you dismissed reconguista in g

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Khanstant posted:

lol if u still just "play games" instead of partake in the art making process by being the vessel by which a videogame can manifest
:hai:

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

despite all that mikey loved his mom enough to pull the plug, no thanks to jeb bush

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Stux posted:

now thats epic!!!

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

dvorak is fine but the people that are passionately pro dvorak are like keyboard qanon people

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

takeshi's castle battle royale

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

yeah i've played it for 45 minutes and i'm already kind of bored of it, free is a good price

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

best fall guys minigame is probably the soccer one, although the physics are Real Bad and you barely have any control over the ball

worst fall guys minigame is the tail grabber final. the final where the floor disappears as you walk on it is much better

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Stux posted:

if its really takeshis castle the final should be unwinnable
that would be a much better game than what it actually is, tbh

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

The 7th Guest posted:

is fall guys the new Transformice
transformice crucially has much more ability for you to gently caress with people, you can grab people in this game but most of the time you can't do a whole lot with it

there is one minigame where some tiles are legit and some are trapped and you have to find the path to the goal, had a good time grabbing people and pushing them onto tiles to test them

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

SeXReX posted:

I had a round where some chucklehead tried to grab and shove me off and it just resulted in them falling so it was worth it for laughing at that gamer
i keep trying to do this on the jump rope level and it fucks me over everytime. i will continue to do it, though

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Spring Break My Heart posted:

One of my main worries is that people are going to get good at it so quickly morphing it into something completely different
there's nothing really to get good at, there are like 3 mechanics, very low ceiling

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

gotta get a K-TOR Power Box Pedal Power Generator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAz5575VqYo

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

foot pedals are better than hand cranks, but youre paying for your watts in food energy which is not a pro post apocalypse gaming strat unless youre going the renegade route and becoming a wasteland slaver

they sell one that puts out about 50W that would probably be good enough to power a decent laptop for as long as youre willing to crank it though

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

cranking it, eh
cranking it with bennett foddy

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Jay Rust posted:

When’s that crankboy handheld coming out
probably the most unfortunate victim of the coronavirus imo

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

The Fail Guys

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

that's probably a good subtitle for the thread, too now that I think about it

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

welcome to daisenryaku game club, where we play a different daisenryaku every month. this month is the one on genesis that has the digitized hitler speech in the intro

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

RBA Starblade posted:

I'm not going to look up what that means for once because I've finally learned it's always a porn thing.
its just advance wars, except its better than advance wars + it came out like 3 years before famicom wars. just regular tanks and airplanes, except for the one where the tanks are anime girls

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

i'm a sovereign citizen of the republic of gamers, i'm going to be okay

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

you cant come crawling back now stux, you've already renounced your citizenship in the gamers republic

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

so this is the stux fan club huh

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

yeah, advanced daisenryaku is the one with the hitler intro. the battle cut ins are pretty good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBO-ZWgBZws

thank you for pointing out that daisenryaku is a series with traditionally excellent box art, also

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

not really, a lot of them dont even have stories, and the ones that do are either alt history ww2 where you can make the nazis or japanese win, or light tom clancy poo poo like the daisenryaku vii exceed campaign that starts off with israel invading syria and the russians trying to stop them

the weirdest one is cyber daisenryaku which im playing right now, about kids going to Cyber School and they get pulled into the computer to engage in Digi War. it has a real aesthetic going on lmao
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725229097483108386/741175844764123156/2020-08-07_02-05-12.mp4

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homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

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