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Name (First & Last): Jørgen Jørgensen Birthday: July 17th Draft Class 1 or 2: Class 2 Height: 6'1" Weight: 165 City: Bergen Country: Norway Position: RW Number: 46 Handedness: L Pick one of the paths to the Pros: Europe Player Type: Grinder Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Matthew Tkachuk - a skilled player who can't stop sticking his dick in the bee hive Pleads fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Aug 5, 2020 |
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Aug 5, 2020 07:29
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Interested to see how many levels of bullshit EA has added to the normal bullshit process of creating and managing skaters.
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Aug 6, 2020 23:23
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The Flames let Backlund go in the expansion draft?!?!?!
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Aug 7, 2020 06:52
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Ottawa drafts two goons and immediately craters. Oof.
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Aug 9, 2020 05:09
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Hockles posted:Pleads gets drafted to Colorado again. The last time this happened, he broke the single season PIM record during his career. Hahahaha I forgot that happened. Watch your necks, idiots!
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Aug 10, 2020 04:17
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I went through some of the old threads and Pleads' stint with Colorado had me fuming. That team would be top 3 in the conference until the trade deadline and then somehow miss the post-season. If that starts to happen again, and I get logjammed AGAIN for captaincy behind the same fuckin' 3 players, there will be no helping the carnage Jørgen Jørgensen leaves in his wake. e: Pleads was ALSO #2 overall, in addition to the Colorado pick. History repeats.
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Aug 11, 2020 05:05
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Gonna start so many fights in Denver next time
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Aug 11, 2020 06:16
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Get owned, Bradf0rd. Also, fuckin Avalanche.
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Aug 12, 2020 06:11
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Ok ok ok ok ok Colorado back to their horseshit. Cup Finals one year, last in division next year. Load up this garbage boat with goon anchors.
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Aug 13, 2020 18:31
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20 goals, just 3 assists  In addition to like, all the fights and PIMs.What the hell kind of game is Jørgen playing.
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Aug 13, 2020 21:04
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Hockles posted:Comments 1. 235 minutes 2. 208 minutes 3. 104 minutes ?
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Aug 13, 2020 21:31
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Hockles posted:I'm pretty sure, yes. 
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Aug 13, 2020 21:39
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I both love and hate a world where 3 Canadian teams meet each other in the first two rounds.Hockles posted:Notable Retirements Good fuckin riddance
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Aug 14, 2020 07:04
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I still do not understand how Jørgen scores so often with virtually zero assists. I guess he either snipes a corner or misses the net entirely.
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Aug 15, 2020 06:36
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Hahaha, hell yeah Egon get that cheddar
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Aug 15, 2020 19:29
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Ughghhhhhh Colorado you stink. Someone offer sheet me, I'll fight anyone you want. Multiple times if needed.
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Aug 17, 2020 05:19
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Hold out for an insane contract Jørgen and get the gently caress out of this sunk ship ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Aug 20, 2020 02:49
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FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
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Aug 20, 2020 04:22
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How's Colorado's D core so fuckin lovely. What the hell. Auuuughh a thousand curses upon this franchise.
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Aug 20, 2020 23:19
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Jørgen may actually be one of the most wasted scoring talents of the generation. 20+ goals every season he's played, guy can fuckin rip it, but he spends thousands of minutes in the box and limits his ice time. Perfect for the trashmen in Colorado.
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Aug 21, 2020 03:36
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Pleads posted:Jørgen may actually be one of the most wasted scoring talents of the generation. 40 goals, 276 PIM, 41 fights. Jørgen is a loving renaissance man.
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Aug 21, 2020 16:35
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If Hemlock and Dollfan leave I will riot.
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Aug 21, 2020 20:39
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gently caress YOU DOLLFAN take me with you
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Aug 22, 2020 09:09
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Colorado isn't doing the yo-yo'ing they did the last time, ugh. Just misery at the bottom.
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Aug 24, 2020 03:22
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COLORADO IS HELL. Jørgen is in hell. It's hell. Congratulations to everyone else with successful franchises that achieve anything. Jørgensen is coming to break your legs.
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Aug 25, 2020 06:35
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Aug 26, 2020 03:01
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I'm legitimately going to look up the records for most goals scored while having an absolutely atrocious +/- because, drat.
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Aug 27, 2020 05:55
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Join us in Colorado, friend.
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Aug 27, 2020 06:10
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Hockles posted:NYR - signed Jørgen Jørgensen to a $31.6mil/4yr contract ($7.905mil per year) OHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUCCKKKKK YEEAHHHHHH
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Aug 29, 2020 07:20
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Rangers better than Avs, I'll take it!
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Aug 30, 2020 05:51
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4 points out of a playoff spot is the closest Jørgen Jørgenson has come to the post-season in his 8-year, 628-game career. This, despite the fact that Colorado went to the Finals the year before his rookie season. Couple more seasons and he's gonna pass Olli Jokinen's mark... but could he even dream to approach Ron Hainsey??? Am I now cheering against my own man?
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Aug 31, 2020 18:41
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Jørgen Jørgenson is a hell of an enigma. 8 seasons, 20 goals minimum every year, 5 30-goal seasons and 1 40. And at the same time, at least 18 fights a season (5 seasons with more than 36 fights), almost 1900 penalty minutes in his career (which is 17% of his actual minutes played). And he's learned to pass! His scoring has been consistent but his point totals are increasing now that he's figured out what an assist is. In his first season with the Rags he scored 5 more goals and had 15 more points than his last season in Colorado, while also increasing his +/- by 41, all while near-equalling his PIM record and tying his fight record. What a man.
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Aug 31, 2020 18:52
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Oh man is Jørgen going to help drag the Rags into the post-season and end his drought 
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Sep 2, 2020 03:37
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Hockles posted:Jørgensen missed about a month with a concussion The fates conspired. Edit: Colorado made the playoffs and had 2 less points than NYR. Haaaaahahaha
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Sep 2, 2020 18:42
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Nocheez posted:NYI* Oh, yeah, that ruins the fun. Jørgen no read so good after all those fights.
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Sep 3, 2020 01:11
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aunt jenkins posted:Not looking good for my playoff qualification streak Looking good for mine, though!
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Sep 4, 2020 04:25
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Calgary if you ruin yet another thing for me I... will not be surprised. 776 games without a playoff appearance! One more season and Jørgen might have a shot at Hainsey's 906.
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Sep 6, 2020 20:31
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CALGARY HOW YOU TEASE ME
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Sep 8, 2020 02:02
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And thus ends Jørgen Jørgensen's playoffless iron-man streak. 838 regular season games before his first post-season appearance. Curse you, Ron Hainsey!
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Sep 8, 2020 23:04
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buck fuffalo
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Sep 9, 2020 06:04
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