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Glad Stijn felt it necessary to spend his whole career in loving Ohio, destined to never win a playoff game again.
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4 points out of a playoff spot is the closest Jørgen Jørgenson has come to the post-season in his 8-year, 628-game career. This, despite the fact that Colorado went to the Finals the year before his rookie season. Couple more seasons and he's gonna pass Olli Jokinen's mark... but could he even dream to approach Ron Hainsey??? Am I now cheering against my own man?
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 18:41 |
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Pleads posted:4 points out of a playoff spot is the closest Jørgen Jørgenson has come to the post-season in his 8-year, 628-game career. This, despite the fact that Colorado went to the Finals the year before his rookie season. At least your guy is doing something. My dude is as forgettable as any 4th liner ever.
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 18:45 |
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Jørgen Jørgenson is a hell of an enigma. 8 seasons, 20 goals minimum every year, 5 30-goal seasons and 1 40. And at the same time, at least 18 fights a season (5 seasons with more than 36 fights), almost 1900 penalty minutes in his career (which is 17% of his actual minutes played). And he's learned to pass! His scoring has been consistent but his point totals are increasing now that he's figured out what an assist is. In his first season with the Rags he scored 5 more goals and had 15 more points than his last season in Colorado, while also increasing his +/- by 41, all while near-equalling his PIM record and tying his fight record. What a man.
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 18:52 |
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Pleads posted:Jørgen Jørgenson is a hell of an enigma. He's the Dale Hunter for a new era.
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:00 |
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Pleads posted:Jørgen Jørgenson is a hell of an enigma. Wee-man power-forward Stijn Hort has had similar if slightly better career with a single deep playoff run (conference finals game 7 loss; heartbreaking). 7 straight 30 goal seasons (peaking at 49). Stuck on a perpetually poo poo team that's always fighting for a WC spot and usually coming up insufficient. A single All-Star nod and no trophies to speak of. Oh and over 1200 PIM in just 8 seasons. Seems high. However, if we pull his fighting majors out, presume no misconduct or other 10 minute penalties and assume everything else is a minor and he's only taken 232PIM over his 640 game career so far, meaning he, on average, takes 0.181 penalties per game (and gets in 0.3125 fights per game). The highlight of this trend came in 24-25 when Hort collected 7 PIM outside of fighting all year. He ended that season with 30 fights, 32 goals, 74 points, and 2 nonfighting penalties all season.
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:40 |
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I'm quite sure the game has taken out general misconduct penalties, and game misconduct penalties (also worth 10min towards the count) in the past handful of years. So only 2, 4, 5 min penalties are there. But players have gotten major penalties without getting into a fight, so I assume there are major penalties for boarding, etc still in the game.
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:49 |
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Kiss the rings and cups bitch I'm a hardware collector
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# ? Sep 1, 2020 00:30 |
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Hockles posted:I tried to look this up, but there is not a way for me to see playoff stats for HHOF players specifically. There are too many hall of fame players for me to manually look up the stats for, but I'm sure at least a few dozen games would be on the low end. One year of the playoffs would be a hard sell. A lot of the old timey player from the nha/nhl days would probably be super ultra low
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# ? Sep 1, 2020 00:32 |
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stab posted:A lot of the old timey player from the nha/nhl days would probably be super ultra low Yeah, if I found something usable, I would have basically kept it to 1970-present NHL
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2030 Offseason News Notable Retirements John Tavares Tyler Seguin Vladimir Tarasenko Alex Galchenyuk Torey Krug Hampus Lindholm Olli Maata Joonas Korpisalo David Rittich Full lists -- https://imgur.com/a/nkGvuX0 Transactions 7/11/30 BUF gets: Potatoes O'Bourke (86 OVR), 2032 3rd Round Pick VGK gets: D. Cozens (86 OVR), J. Roslovic (81) CBJ - signed Aye Donks to a $8.24mil/1yr contract DET - signed Pebis Bepis to a $4.8mil/1yr contract PHI - signed Dick Glynnenstein to a $1.835mil/1yr contract NYI - signed Max Power to a $3.36mil/2yr contract ($1.68mil per year) VGK -- signed Adam Banks to a $89.5mil/7y contract ($12.78mil per year) WSH - signed Large Adult Son to a $2.575mil/1yr contract WSH - signed Alexi Mouskovitch to a $4.4mil/2yr contract ($2.205mil per year) Contracts ANA - Keen Jelly has 2 years left on their $26.2mil/4 yr contract BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke has 1 year left on their $18.7mil/3yr contract CBJ - Aye Donks has 1 year left on their $8.24mil/1yr contract CBJ - Stijn Hort has 3 years left on their $39mil/4yr contract DAL - Keith RePrimeau has 5 years left on their $75.7mil/7yr contract DET - Pebis Bepis has 1 year left on their $4.8mil/1yr contract LA -- Stabby McStabson has 5 years left on their $70.3mil/6yr contract LA -- Tom Nook has 1 year left on their $13.4mil/2yr contract MTL - Charles Dollfan has 3 years left on their $27.3/5yr contract NYI - Illusive Wang has 3 years left on their $73.8mil/8yr contract NYI - Max Power has 2 years left on their $3.36mil/2yr contract NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr has 5 years left on their $61.2mil/7yr contract NYR - Jørgen Jørgensen has 3 years left on their $31.6mil/4yr contract OTT - Prep Hemlock has 1 year left on their $2.2mil/2yr contract PHI - Pierre Delecto has 1 year left on their $30mil/5yr contract PHI - Dick Glynnenstein has 1 year left on their $1.835mil/1yr contract PIT - Soup Van Buren has 4 years left on their $105.9mil/7yr contract PIT - Egon Hyundai has 6 years left on their $60.8mil/7yr contract SEA - Phu Barr has 1 year left on their $1.6mil/2yr contract SEA - Hockles has 1 year left on their $57.6mil/4yr contract STL - Ergo Hogfather has 1 years left on their $14mil/3yr contract TOR - DJ Exile has 4 years left on their $64.9mil/7yr contract VGK - Adam Banks has 7 years left on their $89.5mil/7y contract WSH - Alexi Mouskovitch has 2 years left on their $4.4mil/2yr contract WSH - Large Adult Son has 1 year left on their $2.575mil/1yr contract Top 10 Salaries #1 -- Soup Van Buren (PIT) -- $15.125mil/yr #2 -- Hockles (SEA) -- $14.400mil/yr #3 -- Daniel Barnaby (SEA) -- $12.900mil/yr #4 -- Adam Banks (VGK) -- $12.780mil/yr #5 -- Dylan Larkin (DET) -- $12.545mil/yr #6 -- Niko Karppinen (DAL) -- $12.305mil/yr #7 -- Charlie McAvoy (MTL) -- $12.255mil/yr #8 -- Quinn Hughes (VAN) -- $12.225mil/yr #9 -- Sebastian Aho (CAR) -- $12.225mil/yr #10 - Alexis Lafrenière (LA) -- $12.165mil/yr Top 5 Goalie Salaries #1 -- Igor Sheshterkin (ARZ) -- $11.285mil/yr #2 -- Henry Barney (NSH) -- $10.180mil/yr #3 -- Carter Hart (PHI) $9.455mil/yr #4 -- DJ Exile (TOR) -- $9.265mil/yr #5 -- Mats Forsberg (MIN) -- $8.845mil/yr 2030-31 Opening Night Starting Lineups ANA - Keen Jelly (85 OVR) is the 3rd Line RW BUF - Potatoes O'Bourke (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing CBJ - Aye Donks (79 OVR) is the Starting RW CBJ - Stijn Hort (90 OVR) is the Starting LW DAL - Keith RePrimeau (96 OVR) is the Starting Center DET - Pebis Bepis (80 OVR) is the 3rd Line LW LA -- Stabby McStabson (93 OVR) is the Starting Center LA -- Tom Nook (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender MTL - Charles Dollfan (85 OVR) is the 3rd Line RW NYI - Illusive Wang (91 OVR) is the Starting RW NYI - Max Power (83 OVR) is the 4th Line RW NYI - Cam Stevenson Jr (88 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender NYR - Jørgen Jørgensen (91 OVR) is the Starting RW OTT - Prep Hemlock (85 OVR) is the Starting RW PHI - Pierre Delecto (86 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing PHI - Dick Glynnenstein (79 OVR) is on the 2nd D Pairing PIT - Soup Van Buren (94 OVR) is the Starting LW PIT - Egon Hyundai (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender SEA - assigned Phu Barr (77 OVR) to Burnaby (AHL), he is the 2nd Line Center SEA - Hockles (89 OVR) is on the Top D Pairing STL - Ergo Hogfather (86 OVR) is the Starting RW TOR - DJ Exile (89 OVR) is the Starting Goaltender VGK - Adam Banks (91 OVR) is the Starting RW WSH - Alexi Mouskovitch (82 OVR) is a healthy scratch WSH - Large Adult Son (82 OVR) is the 2nd Line LW Comments Everyone is signed, yay! There was even a trade during the offseason. Banks cracks the Top 10 in salary. Stevenson is now 6th in Goalie Salary, Hyundai is 7th Prep Hemlock certainly improved in the offseason Bepis is playing on opening night I can't post anymore updates. I have thrown my Xbox out the window out of misunderstanding why Donks regressed so much and yet is now starting in CBJ.
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# ? Sep 1, 2020 01:41 |
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only took a decade
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# ? Sep 1, 2020 03:04 |
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at least on nyi my odds of being carried to at least the playoffs is better finally free of st louis
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# ? Sep 1, 2020 11:12 |
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8 and a quarter for a 79OVA? Sure! Welcome to lumbus, Doinks. It's bad here!
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# ? Sep 1, 2020 11:37 |
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The Colorado medical staff tried to calm down Hemlock's symptoms with painkillers and not much else; so he signed the deal in Ottawa after hearing their owner was forcibly removed from his position by catapult in '26. The sports psychologist made great progress with Prep using CBT and focus training over self medicating. Prep still has a weed edible once in a while though, as a treat.
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Cocaine Bear posted:8 and a quarter for a 79OVA? Sure! Welcome to lumbus, Doinks. It's bad here! the illusory spirit of aye donks was an 85 overall before he was benched for 61 games for no reason. there is talent left to unlock, i assure you
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Hogfather blossoming into an impact player at the young age of 27
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2030-31 All-Star Break Update All-Stars Adam Banks (Pacific Division) - 4th selection Stabby McStabson (Pacific Division) - 8th selection Hockles (Pacific Division) - 7th selection Tom Nook (Pacific Division) - 3rd selection Soup Van Buren (Metropolitan Division) - 8th selection Illusive Wang (Metropolitan Division) - 6th selection Phu Barr - AHL All Star Game (North Division) - 2nd selection Transaction News BUF - re-signed Potatoes O'Bourke to a $20.4mil/3yr contract extension ($6.785mil per year) STL - re-signed Ergo Hogfather to a $26.3mil/4yr contract extension ($6.575mil per year) Comments Jørgensen missed a couple weeks with a sprained ankle. Burnaby is 2nd in the AHL North Division I think at the end of the year, there will be some goons that will be on the Top 200 all time for points. https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 2, 2020 01:48 |
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Doink bounces back nicely on the CBJ top line. Shame about the rest of the team!
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Cocaine Bear posted:Doink Now I am imagining in clown makeup and green wig.
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2030-31 Trade Deadline Update Transaction News 2/7/31 CAR gets: Prep Hemlock (85 OVR), T. Hertl (81 OVR), K. McLeod (79 OVR) OTT gets: M. Downing (76 OVR), 2031 1st Round Pick 2/9/31 SEA gets: 2031 6th Round Pick VAN gets: Phu Barr (77 OVR) Comments Hemlock gets traded to Carolina, he's on the 2nd Line Barr gets traded to the Canucks, he is the 3rd line Center Van Buren is having a relatively down season so far https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 2, 2020 02:59 |
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Oh man is Jørgen going to help drag the Rags into the post-season and end his drought
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# ? Sep 2, 2020 03:37 |
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weird that actually playing a guy who scored 30+ goals 4 times in the ahl would result in nhl production e: 64 games in detroit and have matched the amount of nhl assists in 9 years in the florida organization Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Sep 2, 2020 |
# ? Sep 2, 2020 03:40 |
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Finally got to play more than 9 minutes a game and what do you know, a career-best season.
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# ? Sep 2, 2020 03:41 |
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Did Alexi finally get dropped to the AHL, or is he injured?
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# ? Sep 2, 2020 04:43 |
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Nocheez posted:Did Alexi finally get dropped to the AHL, or is he injured? Healthy scratch. You got the Bepis-itis.
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Hockles posted:2/9/31 I mean, Phu's worth more than that, but a trade to a president's trophy contender? Hell yeah! ...I have two questions. They're sending me to Utica, aren't they? Also, where's Utica? Edit: 3rd line center!? I missed that! STANLEY CUP HERE WE COME!
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End of 2030-31 Regular Season Update Transaction News WSH - re-signed Large Adult Son to a $14.4mil/3yr contract extension ($4.8mil per year) Comments Potatoes O'Bourke missed a couple weeks with back spasms Jørgensen missed about a month with a concussion Mouskovitch only is dressed for one game this season McStabson lead the league in Goals and Points, so he should win the Hart and other trophies, but we saw what happened last year. Tom Nook might win the Vezina, but I am not entirely sure how the game decides that https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 2, 2020 05:23 |
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Yeet, finally some decent money.
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# ? Sep 2, 2020 07:40 |
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Hell yeah add the Richard to the list of hardware. All I'm missing is the Selke I think
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Toronto sucking despite my best efforts I see.
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Back spasms from carrying the Sabres to the playoffs.Pleads posted:Oh man is Jørgen going to help drag the Rags into the post-season and end his drought Hockles posted:End of 2030-31 Regular Season Update
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# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:35 |
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Hockles posted:Jørgensen missed about a month with a concussion The fates conspired. Edit: Colorado made the playoffs and had 2 less points than NYR. Haaaaahahaha
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# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:42 |
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So Dick Glynnenstein, who must be like 34 by now, is having a 15 goal career year as a defensive defenseman on the second pairing of the metro 1st Flyers having bounced down to the AHL for three or four other teams? That's some quality doping. Also, 69 PIMs was probably intentional.
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# ? Sep 2, 2020 18:43 |
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lmao a full season and more than 10 min toi and bepis scores 40 goals lmaoooo he had 44 goals in 9 years with florida!! also 1 point shy this season of matching his career total in florida. the panthers are dumb and suck balls and rear end e: also, looking at the leaderboard it seems to me that bepis is absolutely crushing all the goons in p/60. someone put this man on a top line!! Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Sep 2, 2020 |
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Pleads posted:The fates conspired. NYI*
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# ? Sep 2, 2020 21:02 |
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gently caress you, Columbus. Hort is basically Shane Doan at this point as far as career success goes. Guess he's been relatively healthy and could get a shot at some milestones through longevity. Why did you resign with the jackets, Stjin, why?
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# ? Sep 2, 2020 21:16 |
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Nocheez posted:NYI* Oh, yeah, that ruins the fun. Jørgen no read so good after all those fights.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 01:11 |
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Pleads posted:Oh, yeah, that ruins the fun. Jørgen no read so good after all those fights. I'm too lazy to go back and track, but I am pretty sure I have you down for time missed due to at least 3 concussions
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End of 2030-31 Season Update NHL Playoff Tree NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Seattle Kraken Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Nashville Predators Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Rasmus Dahlin - Buffalo Sabres Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Bryce Di Salvatore - Florida Panthers Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Daniel Barnaby - Seattle Kraken Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Mackenzie Blackwood - Vancouver Canucks William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Mackenzie Blackwood - Vancouver Canucks Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Bowen Byram - New York Rangers Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Alexander Barkov - Florida Panthers Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Stabby McStabson - Los Angeles Kings Upcoming Free Agents CAR - Prep Hemlock CBJ - Aye Donks DET - Pebis Bepis LA -- Tom Nook SEA - Hockles PHI - Pierre Delecto PHI - Dick Glynnenstein VAN - Phu Barr Comments Hockles wins his second Cup, and brings Seattle their first. As expected, McStabson wins all the big awards No goon Vezinas yet https://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2020 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 01:35 |