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Closest thing I ever had to a period was when I ate a 5 pack of super spicy tacos with some cheap beer and a recorked bottle of red wine I had sitting in the back of the fridge for a week or so. That was my first thought, god I’m menstruating, how is this possible? No, I actually just ate the weight of a newborn baby in tacos. So I can empathize you know. *cracks knuckles, burps*
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I think they should call it WOMENstruating personally. 
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Aug 8, 2020 02:21
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Blew my nose with a Kotex, brushed my teeth with vagisil. My hair of the dog cocktail, was vinegar of masingil. Who’s bathroom am I in anyways? Crushin up midols, poo poo don’t hit like it used to. 
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CherryCola posted:Just calculated that I’ve had somewhere around 330 periods in my life. Yet as I go another month without getting knocked up, my uterus continues to make me sad and make my body hurt. Like can we just cool it, man? Hey, man, it’s called MENstruation, not WOMENstruation.  
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