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You have to play Thief II - The Metal Age and write a short essay explaining how the graphics were legendary for the time
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Aug 14, 2020 17:46
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- Adbot
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May 15, 2024 03:54
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- google THIS
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A point-by-point analysis of the problematic elements of the original Shadow Warrior (1997)
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Aug 14, 2020 17:53
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- nut
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you must confront the noid
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Aug 14, 2020 17:54
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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play through daikatana. write an essay comparing and contrasting it with camus's the myth of sisyphus
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 14, 2020 18:13
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- Diqnol
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For your crimes against people with small yappy dogs that keep you up at night, I sentence you to three hard years of Mario water levels.
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Aug 14, 2020 18:35
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- nut
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sounds like you need to doki doki relax
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Aug 14, 2020 18:55
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- google THIS
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For your crimes against people with small yappy dogs that keep you up at night, I sentence you to three hard years of Mario water levels.
Defendant: (sighs with relief)
Judge: I'm sorry, I meant to say Sonic water levels.
Defendant: (wails)
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Aug 14, 2020 19:05
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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One year of Mario Kart with a breathalyzer.
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Aug 14, 2020 19:54
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- Macnult
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[walking past several prison cells as i'm escorted to my own]
"looks like we got a new gold farmer, boys!!"
[prisoner sobbing on a wii fit mat before turning to me and revealing a crooked smile]
*brandishing a nintendo 64 controller* "hope you can stop a zerg rush, lil bitch"
[entering my prison cell to see a keyboard and mouse with a copy of F1 2020 placed on my bed]
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Aug 14, 2020 20:19
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- FutonForensic
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play thru a whole jrpg without skipping any voiced dialogue
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Aug 14, 2020 21:33
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- Diqnol
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Defendant: (sighs with relief)
Judge: I'm sorry, I meant to say Sonic water levels.
Defendant: (wails)
that has to be a geneva violation
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Aug 14, 2020 22:05
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- City of Glompton
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That's it young lady I'm taking away your NES Advantage until you can show a little more respect to the levels the game designers made. They worked hard and so should you!
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Aug 14, 2020 23:57
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- alnilam
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Any game but your controller is almost out of batteries and will not register all button presses
Suuure, the controller's not working right, I'm sure that's it
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Aug 15, 2020 04:24
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- Prof. Crocodile
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That's it young lady I'm taking away your NES Advantage until you can show a little more respect to the levels the game designers made. They worked hard and so should you!
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Aug 15, 2020 22:58
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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No Power Glove, no power love
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Aug 16, 2020 06:28
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- Ad by Khad
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Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.
I also hang out with racists.
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You have toiled for ages to complete 100 levels and defeat the final menace behind Bubble Bobble. But instead of releasing your girlfriend, the game gives you only the words BAD END because in all that practice you failed to learn the most important lesson. The power of friendship.
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Aug 16, 2020 06:54
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- Khanstant
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You play Super Mario Bros. but you are the first goomba in every game.
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Aug 16, 2020 08:20
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- Ghosty
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You have to play one (1) whole hour of League of Legends.
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Aug 16, 2020 15:58
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- Macnult
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You have to play one (1) whole hour of League of Legends.
one whole hour? lol that’s nothing!
”mid or i feed”
oh god
”TRASH PICK ARE YOU SERIOUS”
oh no
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Aug 16, 2020 18:18
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- Prof. Crocodile
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mom says i can't go outside until i can recite the plot to a latter-day hideo kojima game without cracking up
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Aug 16, 2020 23:23
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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You have toiled for ages to complete 100 levels and defeat the final menace behind Bubble Bobble. But instead of releasing your girlfriend, the game gives you only the words BAD END because in all that practice you failed to learn the most important lesson. The power of friendship.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 16, 2020 23:50
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- Khanstant
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You have to play one (1) whole hour of League of Legends.
just kill me now
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Aug 17, 2020 00:38
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- Adbot
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May 15, 2024 03:54
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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you are tasked with finding a new name for a 2 dimensional layered drawing in Cool Spot for the SNES starring the beloved 7-Up mascot. a new name that is not spr*te
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Aug 17, 2020 17:53
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