DNC Watch: biden is speaking directly & steadily into the camera, the obama technique

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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

I feel like the conversation is in 3 separate threads atm and it's only gonna get worse so post your DNC hot takes here

Stream here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvZfo1jzCFs

Matt Taibbi drinking game

his Substack posted:

A beer-based regime is recommended, as political drinking games tend to get out of hand quickly. Bong hits as substitutes allowed. Do not politics and drive. I’ll be on Twitter moderating the game beginning at 9 p.m.

For the first time, I’ll be experimenting with a Bingo version (see below).

Without further ado, drink EVERY TIME to:

“Post office,” or any variation thereof (i.e. “postal service” or “mailbox”).
“Soul of America.”
“History” or “Historic.” Drink only when uttered by a convention speaker.
“Existential threat.”
“This president.”
“Let me be clear.” Double shot if what comes after is not clear.
“Access,” as in “access to affordable health care” or “access to a good education.” You may drink twice if this comes in conjunction with an argument about “opportunity.”
“Systemic,” “systematic,” “structural,” “fundamental,” or “fundamentally.” Double-shot if the words are uttered by someone who has never voted for or supported a systemic reform.
Someone speaks positively of a Clinton (h/t to @percandidate).
“This is not who we are.”
“Above the law.”
(Something something) Mitch McConnell, (something something) is a human right.
“Trump is (rehearsed witticism).” Also, “golf.”
Russia.
Birther.
(Attempts to speak Spanish)
Unity/civility.
“Uncharted waters.” Drunk rum if you have it here, and yell “Aargh” like a pirate (h/t to @C00LDad77).
“Democracy itself.”
Drink ONCE PER HOUR to:

“Racist,” or “Black Lives.”
“Lies.”
BONUS RULE: Drink every time someone blames Trump for coronavirus deaths. Make your own group judgment as to whether or not the blame is deserved.

WOKE MAD LIBS EXCEPTION: If an MSNBC commentator or a speaker uses any of the following terms, you may stop drinking for an hour to “reclaim” your sobriety: performative, white-adjacent, Latinx, decolonize, invisibilize, solidarity, interrogate, normalize, privilege (as a verb), dismantle, erase, lived experience, (anything)-splaining, heteronormative, habitus, cultural appropriation, essentialist, or trigger.

Genderfuck or melanated ends the game.

Somebody has issued a correction as of 03:04 on Aug 21, 2020

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Sardonik: Jul 1, 2005; if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

The is the worst thing I have ever seen

and my monitor is currently on

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:14

NightGyr: Mar 7, 2005; I � Unicode

Taibbi's drinking game posted:

A beer-based regime is recommended, as political drinking games tend to get out of hand quickly. Bong hits as substitutes allowed. Do not politics and drive. I�ll be on Twitter moderating the game beginning at 9 p.m.

For the first time, I�ll be experimenting with a Bingo version (see below).

Without further ado, drink EVERY TIME to:

�Post office,� or any variation thereof (i.e. �postal service� or �mailbox�).
�Soul of America.�
�History� or �Historic.� Drink only when uttered by a convention speaker.
�Existential threat.�
�This president.�
�Let me be clear.� Double shot if what comes after is not clear.
�Access,� as in �access to affordable health care� or �access to a good education.� You may drink twice if this comes in conjunction with an argument about �opportunity.�
�Systemic,� �systematic,� �structural,� �fundamental,� or �fundamentally.� Double-shot if the words are uttered by someone who has never voted for or supported a systemic reform.
Someone speaks positively of a Clinton (h/t to @percandidate).
�This is not who we are.�
�Above the law.�
(Something something) Mitch McConnell, (something something) is a human right.
�Trump is (rehearsed witticism).� Also, �golf.�
Russia.
Birther.
(Attempts to speak Spanish)
Unity/civility.
�Uncharted waters.� Drunk rum if you have it here, and yell �Aargh� like a pirate (h/t to @C00LDad77).
�Democracy itself.�
Drink ONCE PER HOUR to:

�Racist,� or �Black Lives.�
�Lies.�
BONUS RULE: Drink every time someone blames Trump for coronavirus deaths. Make your own group judgment as to whether or not the blame is deserved.

WOKE MAD LIBS EXCEPTION: If an MSNBC commentator or a speaker uses any of the following terms, you may stop drinking for an hour to �reclaim� your sobriety: performative, white-adjacent, Latinx, decolonize, invisibilize, solidarity, interrogate, normalize, privilege (as a verb), dismantle, erase, lived experience, (anything)-splaining, heteronormative, habitus, cultural appropriation, essentialist, or trigger.

Genderfuck or melanated ends the game.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:14

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I refuse to watch this nightmare

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:15

dorkasaurus_rex: Jun 10, 2005; gawrsh do you think any women will be there

when is His Holiness :love:

robert mueller :love:

speaking

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:15

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

I picked a bad night to dip back into politics.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:15

gandlethorpe: Aug 16, 2008

Eva Gon Bore Ya

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:15

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

I knew it was gonna be bad but somehow didn't think itd be this bad

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:16

Sardonik: Jul 1, 2005; if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

"do you believe better days are coming?"

"Yes"

What is this dora the explorer bullshit good lord

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:16

VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

u R the Wii

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:16

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Bernie gonna be blinking Morse code for Torture all through his vid

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:16

dorkasaurus_rex: Jun 10, 2005; gawrsh do you think any women will be there

VR Native American posted:

u R the Wii

i am gonna watch this entire loving thing and hate every loving second

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:17

mythicknight: Jan 28, 2009; my thick night

sIsTaH

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:17

PenguinKnight: Apr 6, 2009

the twitch one is decent if only because i can poo poo it up with vinesauce emotes

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:18

dorkasaurus_rex: Jun 10, 2005; gawrsh do you think any women will be there

how many loving montages can we take

how many

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:18

Rexicon1: Oct 9, 2007; A Shameful Path Led You Here

OOO GIRL WE SHHED BLOOd

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:18

Cpt_Obvious: Jun 18, 2007

This lady is way too happy about "shedding blood"

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:19

Sardonik: Jul 1, 2005; if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

How loving dare they use the images of kids in cages as if Obama didn't loving build them. fffffff

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:19

Brogeoisie: Jan 12, 2005; "Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

Cool let's use images of children in camps to justify voting for me guy who will spinelessly not say poo poo about ICE

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:19

SyRauk: Jun 21, 2007; The Persian Menace

Burn this country down already lol

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:19

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

we are all terrible people and deserve to watch this

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:19

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

if you asked me to make a parody of the DNC, my gimmick would just be making it indistinguishable from an RNC and it would literally just be this

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:19

dorkasaurus_rex: Jun 10, 2005; gawrsh do you think any women will be there

the decline of an empire is rarely a pretty sight

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:19

duck.exe: Apr 14, 2012; Nap Ghost

TEXT JOEIN TO 30330

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:19

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

the decline of an empire is rarely a pretty sight

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:20

En Garde Motherfuckers: Apr 29, 2009; Hey. Is it just me, or do my balls itch?

Good Citizen posted:

we are all terrible people and deserve to watch this

No. Nobody deserves this.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:20

Brogeoisie: Jan 12, 2005; "Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

gently caress goddamnit

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:20

pushpins: Sep 11, 2006; Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)

This montage makes no sense

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:20

NightGyr: Mar 7, 2005; I � Unicode

wtf riot cops hugging protestors

DNC in one 3 second clip

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:20

pandasnotdrugs: Sep 15, 2007

Lol this video reminds me of an Amazon commercial

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:20

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

I like when Job Biden stumbles into montages.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:21

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Montage of diverse Americans smiling

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:21

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Brogeoisie posted:

Cool let's use images of children in camps to justify voting for me guy who will spinelessly not say poo poo about ICE

joe biden is absolutely going to keep the kids in cages, just like obama kept guantanamo open. lmao. also he said he's gonna keep building and funding trump's wall

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:21

Man Musk: Jan 13, 2010

Man this is pretty lame even by 2016�s abysmally low expectations.

Why did they decide to do a WFH Oscars event nobody watches that format either lol

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:21

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Ahahahahaha they edited that clip where he said truth over facts and hanged facts to lies

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:21

dorkasaurus_rex: Jun 10, 2005; gawrsh do you think any women will be there

if it wasn't a pandemic Biden would 999999% lose

also i firmly stand by my belief that Trump will maybe probably lose and pull a Grover Cleveland and run again and win again in 2024

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:21

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

im still really sad that its not bernie sanders lol. lol. LOL. just irrevocably broken due to idiocy. its like watching.... i dunno.. but its not good to watch. gently caress the dnc

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:22

SyRauk: Jun 21, 2007; The Persian Menace

I can't watch any more of this. Oh well, try again in 4 years I guess.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:22

dorkasaurus_rex: Jun 10, 2005; gawrsh do you think any women will be there

Smythe posted:

im still really sad that its not bernie sanders lol. lol. LOL. just irrevocably broken due to idiocy. its like watching.... i dunno.. but its not good to watch. gently caress the dnc

this is Allah's punishment on America for decades of imperialism

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:23

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# ? May 4, 2024 15:34

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Correct, racial inequality is on Biden/Harris's platform :hmmyes:

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:23

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