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twoday posted:So one day back when Bloomberg was the mayor I was walking along on a remote beach in New York City and there were these giant stone cairns all over the place, stacks of rocks at least six feet tall, and I marveled at them, wondering who built them, and eventually I walked further down the shore and I came across a man about 50 years old who was stacking rocks. And I talked to him, asked him wtf he was doing, and this is what he told me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1knPtU3fzA
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En Garde Motherfuckers posted:so did it bite him the next year too? no, since then the mayor has always worn thick gloves that would prevent this but apparently the story made the next mayor, De Blasio, so scared of the groundhog that once he became mayor, in his first year he freaked out and fumbled with the groundhog and ended up dropping it and killing it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olbwkLUrsLY and now he vows never to take part in groundhog's day celebrations again
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Epic High Five posted:Was making deliveries with my ghost sensing bottle zoomer, how much of a shitheal trainwreck was this evening honestly it was more boring than anything else huge stretches where nobody could even think of any jokes awkward as hell compared to the previous three nights
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Some Guy TT posted:honestly it was more boring than anything else Ah, the dems
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Christie ended the ABC broadcast bitching about what a terrible mistake trump.made firing him for the transition team for a good two minutes so i guess maybe he just got lucky with his p good warren and biden takes
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Some Guy TT posted:honestly it was more boring than anything else they threw up a kid with a stutter onto the sacrificial altar, that sure was something
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twoday posted:no, since then the mayor has always worn thick gloves that would prevent this After Bloomberg was bit by the groundhog in 2009, he called Chuck a "son of a b----” and the Staten Island Zoo began providing him and elected officials with large gloves to handle him.
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DarkEuphoria posted:that’s one heck of a parable lol you're right, I am going to include this as an introduction to the book of c-spam, as an explanation for why I wrote it
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Korean Boomhauer posted:After Bloomberg was bit by the groundhog in 2009, he called Chuck a "son of a b----” and the Staten Island Zoo began providing him and elected officials with large gloves to handle him. don't gently caress with chuck
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i think my favorite bit of the cnn wankfest is that everyones just ignoring that bidens speech was obviously prerecorded and who knows when they actually made it or how many takes they needed like he literally walks out to a stage to watch fireworks with the afterparty immediately begging the question of why he didnt just deliver the speech directly
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Do you think that if I vote for Joe, Zoey Deschanel will be my girlfriend? 
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Some Guy TT posted:i think my favorite bit of the cnn wankfest is that everyones just ignoring that bidens speech was obviously prerecorded and who knows when they actually made it or how many takes they needed did he give the speech all in one go? or were there cuts throughout the whole thing? Gods_Butthole posted:Do you think that if I vote for Joe, Zoey Deschanel will be my girlfriend? Listen here, Mr. Hinckley
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alright, seems to be winding down, anyone with some last words for this funeral? I'll close it in a few minutes
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twoday posted:alright, seems to be winding down, anyone with some last words for this funeral? I'll close it in a few minutes Piss tape is real
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If I didn’t watch 2008 Obama dnc I sure as hell wasnt going to watch this one. I assume the rnc is going to be way more entertaining and also horrifying
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gas america
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Piss trump tromp bump bump tromp pisssssssss dump rear end truck trum
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Epic High Five posted:Piss tape is real
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just say NO to JOE
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Kill all voters.
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i'm glad they endorsed henry kissinger for president at the last moment
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thanks thanks youve been a great audience ill be back for the debates
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This whole thing was a gross waste of time. gently caress Joe biden
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Buncha smooth brained rear end psychos whose singular and entire ideology is to kill us all talking about decorum this and jacking chuds off that I dunno, I wish they'd all just walk into a volcano that is my opinion as a swing voter which means you need to take it seriously
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someone needs to shop all those video fans into famous cspam posters,stat
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My recommendation for final post in this thread tho is this https://twitter.com/GreenGiant_es/status/575008266083778562?s=19
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Epic High Five posted:My recommendation for final post in this thread tho is this
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