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So one day back when Bloomberg was the mayor I was walking along on a remote beach in New York City and there were these giant stone cairns all over the place, stacks of rocks at least six feet tall, and I marveled at them, wondering who built them, and eventually I walked further down the shore and I came across a man about 50 years old who was stacking rocks. And I talked to him, asked him wtf he was doing, and this is what he told me: He said, "I work at the zoo, and I'm in charge of the groundhog that they use on groundhog's day to predict the future. This year, the groundhog bit mayor Bloomberg, and afterwards he told me, 'that groundhog doesn't seem to be very used to being around human beings' and he told me that I have to live with the groundhog in my house until next groundhog's day. So now there is a loving groundhog living in my house and I hate dealing with it. So now on the weekends, to avoid spending time in my house, I come out here, and I stack rocks." twoday has issued a correction as of 04:29 on Aug 21, 2020 |
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platzapS posted:empathy is a big lib tell, I say this as someone who once thought it was among the highest values empathy is good but the downfall of the common american liberal is that they have never learned how to switch it off when confronted with sociopaths or situations wrt which it provides zero value to anyone involved
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Joe Biden did not say God Bless the United States of America.
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Nix Panicus posted:lol if you think those two brain dead idiots are going to have a debate I think Trump can bully Biden into it
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VideoKid posted:I wanted to see what Fox News has to say about the speech and loving Karl Rove is talking about Biden's good performance. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1282668779575615494
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Chris Christies about to give his take on ABC and im genuinely interested in it god help me
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twoday posted:So one day back when Bloomberg was the mayor I was walking along on a remote beach in New York City and there were these giant stone cairns all over the place, stacks of rocks at least six feet tall, and I marveled at them, wondering who built them, and eventually I walked further down the shore and I came across a man about 50 years old who was stacking rocks. And I talked to him, asked him wtf he was doing, and this is what he told me: that’s one heck of a parable
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twoday posted:So one day back when Bloomberg was the mayor I was walking along on a remote beach in New York City and there were these giant stone cairns all over the place, stacks of rocks at least six feet tall, and I marveled at them, wondering who built them, and eventually I walked further down the shore and I came across a man about 50 years old who was stacking rocks. And I talked to him, asked him wtf he was doing, and this is what he told me: Holy hell-- drove the poor guy insane.
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Nix Panicus posted:Pretty sure Herman was a construction worker. naw man he works for a funeral home as a mortician or something also canonically he and donald duck were in the same unit
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Chris Christies about to give his take on ABC and im genuinely interested in it god help me no one's going to help you 
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lol some dude on cnn is saying that bidens just saying buzzwords and none of these are actual plans and granholms response is that its all on the website
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Some Guy TT posted:lol some dude on cnn is saying that bidens just saying buzzwords and none of these are actual plans and granholms response is that its all on the website i instantly believe you, because why not why not
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Nix Panicus posted:Joe Biden weeping as he signs the order that will open the Soylent Green factories "A single death is Beau Biden. A million deaths is Joe Biden." --Mahatma Stalin
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I think Joe Biden's speech was the best executed one that I saw. That is to say, I forgot that he didn't have a live audience etc there for a second.
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Star Me Kitten posted:Holy hell-- drove the poor guy insane. nah he was fine, just put in a hellish situation the shore was really beautiful, he figured out a nice way to deal with it
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Thanks for sharing your psychopath story. I should tell you mine one day. Alright i'm out. The comments here made the DNC worth watching.
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"staten island chuck" lmao
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twoday posted:nah he was fine, just put in a hellish situation Oh i know. Just being hyperbolic.
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holy poo poo. an andy cohen aftershow. this really is a reality show
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pancake rabbit posted:"staten island chuck" lmao I’m sorry but I have to say it more like Staten Island cuck
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DarkEuphoria posted:I’m sorry but I have to say it
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Office Pig posted:no one's going to help you He was the only pundit who actually realized that the reason Warren lost wasnt sexism or whatever the rest of the media was saying but because she was too right wing (especially on m4a) for the left to trust her and too left wing for the center to trust her. He just now said the energy for the biden speech tonight was actually good but it didnt have any specifcs, that his plan is to be as vague as possible and coast until election day He also just said that he thinks biden is staking progressives vote for granted which is the reason for the vagueness I think... I think... He might actually be a good pundit. At least when hes talking poo poo about the dems.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:He was the only pundit who actually realized that the reason Warren lost wasnt sexism or whatever the rest of the media was saying but because she was too right wing (especially on m4a) for the left to trust her and too left wing for the center to trust her. criminal underboss is a mandatory prerequisite for governorship of new jersey, he naturally has chops for this kind of garbage
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Some Guy TT posted:anderson coopers asking if trumps going to unveil a health care plan next week to be fair, virtually none of the energy of the activist wing of the party is tied up in healthcare activism. It's mostly in pro-war hawkish stuff, like backing the coup in bolivia
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Some Guy TT posted:anderson coopers asking if trumps going to unveil a health care plan next week Policy is for baby brained leftists who hate black people. Real Americans understand that politeness and empathy is the only thing that matters.
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