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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



The world is in flames around us, but who cares. Chubbs and Johnsons are always ready to rise to the occasion!

League Page: https://www59.myfantasyleague.com/2020/home/34200

The Teams/Draft Order

1) Johnny Football Rehab - jabro
2) Disposable Income - OhSnapGangsta
3) lovely Diaper Squad - AOCs Pink Pearl
4) Diarrhea more often than not - Ayudo
5) Andrew Luck Retirement Center - On the bored wop
6) Newtonian Fluids - Alucard
7) The Glennophant Man - Sataere
8) :3 - Papes
9) Your Mothers Dick - Spermy Smurf
10) Piss Tape Is Real - Kazak_Hstan
11) The Bagronkadonks - Forever Peace
12) Team PUP List - isnt that right


Commissioners
Papes/Spermy Smurf/Alucard



The Draft
Rookie/free agent draft will be held each summer. All players not kept on a roster, and all rookies entering the league will be eligible for the draft. There will be 8 rounds, and future picks may be traded at any time, up to 2 seasons in advance. Each player has 8 hours You can make a draft list (for your own reference), and can also make pre-selections on your draft page (under FOR OWNERS on the top bar). Note that if you make a pre-selection it will automatically pick that player when your turn comes up (and you can rank them in order of preference if you're setting it in advance). I urge you to do this, especially if you expect to be away for more than 8 hours. If you time out, the top player on your draft list will be selected for you. If you have no draft list, then other people can jump your pick. All free agents and rookies are available in this draft. You may keep picking until you have 24 players rostered. Your picks after that will be skipped. Then we will move to waivers which will continue through the offseason and beyond. Happy drafting!

The Rules
24 man roster limit. 16 players may be kept from year to year with no limit on number of years a player may be kept. Each team has two injured reserve slots that do not count toward the roster limit. These can only be used for players who are on actual injured reserve. Players on IR may be kept among (but not in addition to) the 16 players retained for the next year.

Starting Lineup: 1QB, 2RB, 3WR, 1TE, 1 FLEX, 1 DST
Starting lineups may be changed up until the scheduled start of an individual player's game. So after the early game you can still swap players in and out as long as they weren't involved in that game.

Scoring is a fairly typical 0.5 PPR set, actual values can be found here.

Waivers & Trades
All players are locked when their game kicks off. Waiver requests are allowed from that time until waivers are processed on Wednesday at 8.30pm EST. When you select a player off waivers, you jump to the back of the waiver queue. Between waiver processing and game kickoffs, players are available first come first serve. If a player is dropped from a roster he is locked and will pass through the waiver system. No trades between the start of week 12 and end of week 16 of regular season.

Championship
Three division winners and top scorer of the remaining teams qualify for playoffs. Playoffs are seeded by score and take place in week 15 and 16. Teams finishing 5&6, 7&8, 9&10, 11&12 will play off in week 16 for draft picks 7/8, 5/6, 3/4, 1/2, with the winner getting the higher pick. Semi-final losers will playoff for picks 9&10 in the same way Superbowl winner picks last, however.

The prize pool is $240. Superbowl Bluntmaster Classic winner takes $120. Highest point scorer for the season (Weeks 1-16) wins $60 (if top scorer wins the Bluntmaster Classic he wins $180). Superbowl Bluntmaster Classic Runner up wins $60. Payouts to be made before kickoff week 17. If Bluntmaster classic is tied I guess the teams get 45 bucks each. Note that the points prize goes to the top scorer over weeks 1-16. If you do not qualify for the playoffs, you are still eligible for the points prize, and should set lineups for playoff weeks if you want a chance to win.

Bylaws
No tanking games. If the commissioners agree a player has deliberately lost a game (ie by starting players on a bye) they may remove a draft pick from the offender at their discretion. Commissioners must announce that they are considering a case before coming to a decision. A decision to dock draft picks may be overturned by majority vote of league members. This rule should not be invoked for 'weird' or questionable starting decisions, only for players who are blatantly not playing that week when a valid starter is available on that team's roster. However, if a team is unable, to fill a starting spot because all their players for that position are injured or on bye that week, that team is not required to pick up a replacement starter, and may start a player who is injured/on bye. That is, you can manage your roster how you like, but you have to make reasonable effort to start the best players on your roster. Nobody has the right to tell you who those best players are.

Any complaints, problems or anything else may be raised in thread or privately with the commissioner(s). Trades can be vetoed only in case of likely collusion and only if all three commissioners agree. In a dynasty league, the element of time means this will rarely happen, as there's always a chance some unknown rookie will turn out to be a goldmine. If a play suspects collusion of a trade involving a commissioner, they may call a league vote. The trade will be overturned if a majority of players not involved in the trade agree. Once league rules are agreed the commishes may not change them without consultation and agreement from the rest of the league. No changes to scoring rules etc to be made during season. Any dispute not anticipated will be adjudicated by the three commissioners by consensus if possible, by majority vote if not. Any dispute not anticipated and involving one or more commissioners will be adjudicated first by remaining commissioners if possible, and by league vote if not.

Sataere fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Aug 25, 2020

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jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Present.

OhSnapGangsta
Jun 24, 2006

All the arms we need are for hugging
Let me know who I am sending the $$ to.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Sup - also I'm a commish but only for the power and not for the responsibility

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Per MFL:
Your Total League Cost is $79.95

So uhh, prize pool is $240, so $20 each plus $6.66 from each of us to cover dues.

$26.66 to whoever collects payment, and don't put FANTASY FOOTBALL in the paypal notes.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I feel like we should up the prize pool to $420.69 and the paypal notes should include :420::2bong::420::cheers:

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

We can be like the beer league but the champ gets a box of weed

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
In

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



on the bored wop posted:

We can be like the beer league but the champ gets a box of weed

All about this!

OhSnapGangsta
Jun 24, 2006

All the arms we need are for hugging
Suddenly the stakes just got higher.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Ya'll gonna make me try to find someone to buy weed from arent you?

Do cocaine like adults ffs

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Yeah, I know stock brokers but not college students.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Can someone post in the main FF thread to try recruiting a replacement for open team. Work has been kicking my rear end.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Done.

Do we do a rookie draft and then an "everyone else" draft or just all in one draft? I forget.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

All in one

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.
I’ll take my winnings in LSD thank you

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Whazzzzzup I’ll cut and send money this weekend

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

who do i send money to. i feel like i should know this but i drink a lot. my brain isnt good.

Ayudo
Mar 30, 2006
I'll sign up for the last open team, if it's still available.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Ayudo posted:

I'll sign up for the last open team, if it's still available.

Whats your email? I'll change it over right now.

Ayudo
Mar 30, 2006

Spermy Smurf posted:

Whats your email? I'll change it over right now.

PM sent.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Ok den what up new man

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
where is money going

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Now that we are filled up, we need the following.

1) Date to cut down roster by
2) Draft date
3) confirmation of who's handling the money. I assume it's still Papas.

On a different note, if anyone wants David Njoku, he's available.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

MFL says the draft starts at 12:30 PM EST this Monday. Is that official? I'm fine if it is

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
That dates gotta change unless its a slow draft. I cant swing a live draft in the middle of a workday.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
It's a slow draft if I remember correctly, normally 8h per pick?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



We can't have the draft Monday. Last year, we had to reset the draft because waivers on cut players hadn't cleared. Let's get teams cut down first, then schedule. The following rosters need to cut down to 16.

Diarrhea More Often Than Not
Piss Tape Is Real
:3
Team PUP List
Andrew Luck Retirement Center

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Sataere posted:

We can't have the draft Monday. Last year, we had to reset the draft because waivers on cut players hadn't cleared. Let's get teams cut down first, then schedule. The following rosters need to cut down to 16.

That's right, we reverted back to the 2nd or something and I lost a guy after that.

I deleted the auto-start draft thing that MFL put on there.

I'll email everyone now.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Cut down your teams bois

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



We're making progress. I've PMed the remaining teams except for Kazak because he doesn't have PMs. If someone could shoot him an email through the league.


Piss Tape Is Real
:3
Team PUP List

OhSnapGangsta
Jun 24, 2006

All the arms we need are for hugging
Can we get a confirmation that Papes is the $ collector?

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Who wants to draft CEH? I heard he might be pretty good. I'm looking to trade down plus a WR or 30.

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.
dropped


i can handle the money but i thought i saw a paypal account floated around already

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Sataere posted:

We're making progress. I've PMed the remaining teams except for Kazak because he doesn't have PMs. If someone could shoot him an email through the league.


Piss Tape Is Real

Team PUP List

I emailed the entire league yesterday, will do again.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
PUP cut down, but has IR violation. Gotta promote him off IR.

Just one more to go, but emails havent been replied to.

Y'all getting my emails?

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Spermy Smurf posted:

PUP cut down, but has IR violation. Gotta promote him off IR.

Just one more to go, but emails havent been replied to.

Y'all getting my emails?

I’m getting them. Never replied because I already cut my cut my team down.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



I just emailed him individually. Glad his email address was visible on MFL.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Papes posted:



i can handle the money but i thought i saw a paypal account floated around already

I missed this.

I don't want the money, I think you're up.

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Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Alright boys, I am going to cut Piss Tape down to 16 sometime on Wednesday per my email on the 25th at 8:20am EST. Might be overstepping my new commish powers but for a league with almost zero trash talk you all are the most responsible owners out of all my leagues. Want to keep the league moving is all.

I have my 16 in my mind for him and have shared it with Satere who may or may not agree. It seemed simple to me, easier than my team was.

Can a couple of you PM or email me (Andrew annoying you with emails) who you think the 16 keepers should be? Don't CC everyone, a simple screenshot and crossing off the cuts is fine.

He is a good owner, want to give him every chance but we need a week for this draft.

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