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alexandriao
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Plant MONSTER. posted:

did not delete it after 24 hours... it is now the 25th hour and there is loud knocking at my door

Once upon an afternoon dreary, while I pondered stoned and weary,
Over many a quaint and nostalgic cartridge of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my condo door.
"'poo poo's hosed dude," I muttered, "some guy is tapping at my condo door -
Only this, and nothing more."

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alexandriao
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a trapse and mutter,
In there stepped a stately officer of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched next too my bathroom door -
Perched next to a thrust of console just next to my bathroom door -
Perched, and smoked, and nothing more.

alexandriao
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
But the officer, lying lonely to the cartridge thrust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a whisker did he flutter -
Till I scarcely more than muttered "Duuuuude, everyone does it"
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the officer said, "Nevermore."

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