Why do we say "DILF"

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old friend

Why do we say "DILF" and not "Old man i'd like to have sex with" (or "old man with whom i'd like to have sex)

# ? Aug 22, 2020 09:23

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# ? May 7, 2024 12:01

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Because dads aren't necessarily old, and old men aren't necessarily dads, hth

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# ? Aug 22, 2020 09:34

old friend

i don't think "DILF" is strictly used to refer to dads infact i think the man being old is usually the common factor thank you though

# ? Aug 22, 2020 09:35

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

We say DILF because words that end in ILF are rare and fun to say

# ? Aug 22, 2020 09:40

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

old friend posted:

i don't think "DILF" is strictly used to refer to dads infact i think the man being old is usually the common factor thank you though

# ? Aug 22, 2020 09:41

old friend

Gross Dude posted:

We say DILF because words that end in ILF are rare and fun to say

does it work for other family members besides dads

# ? Aug 22, 2020 09:42

Into The Mild

cause milf is moms I�d like to gently caress.

so therefore, the inverse is dads I�d like to gently caress.

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# ? Aug 22, 2020 10:12

nut

because good luck finding an old man i wouldn't wanna gently caress

# ? Aug 22, 2020 12:08

old friend

nut posted:

because good luck finding an old man i wouldn't wanna gently caress

# ? Aug 22, 2020 12:14

Finger Prince

Father I'd Like To gently caress
FILF
Oooh, FILFy! Mummy like.

# ? Aug 22, 2020 13:47

Finger Prince

*adjusts glasses*
Mmhello ladies, I believe you'll find its actually Dork I'd Like to gently caress, and *rolls d20* you just failed your saving throw against seduction.

# ? Aug 22, 2020 13:54

Escape From Noise

I think forums member Husky DILF needs to weigh in on this.

# ? Aug 22, 2020 14:06

old friend

can we try to stay on topic here please? Reminder that the topic is having sex with old men, or more specifically old men that you'd like to have sex with

# ? Aug 22, 2020 14:13

Escape From Noise

Sounds like a real DILF pickle

# ? Aug 22, 2020 14:23

Macnult

nut posted:

because good luck finding an old man i wouldn't wanna gently caress

# ? Aug 22, 2020 14:24

Prof. Crocodile

wait i thought DILF stood for Donuts In Light Frosting???

# ? Aug 22, 2020 14:58

FutonForensic

im specifically into the Dad aspect because him being a dad lets me know he has smooth, functional pipes and a healthy sperm, qualities i hold above all others in a attractive man

# ? Aug 22, 2020 17:18

FutonForensic

btw there is nothing more repulsive than a man with a vasectomy. self-mutilation 100% equivalent to circumcision in every way. A NDINF (Never Dad I'll Never gently caress). Topic locked.

# ? Aug 22, 2020 17:20

Into The Mild

maybe ..... the D is for dick

Dick
I�d
Like to
gently caress

# ? Aug 22, 2020 17:40

old friend

FutonForensic posted:

btw there is nothing more repulsive than a man with a vasectomy. self-mutilation 100% equivalent to circumcision in every way. A NDINF (Never Dad I'll Never gently caress). Topic locked.

# ? Aug 22, 2020 17:54

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

old friend posted:

can we try to stay on topic here please? Reminder that the topic is having sex with old men, or more specifically old men that you'd like to have sex with

A DILF has to be a dad and not just any generic old man I really just insist on this!!!!!

# ? Aug 22, 2020 20:06

gleebster: Only a howler

Finger Prince posted:

*adjusts glasses*
Mmhello ladies, I believe you'll find its actually Dork I'd Like to gently caress, and *rolls d20* you just failed your saving throw against seduction.

I remember back when it was a d12. This inflation is getting out of hand.

# ? Aug 22, 2020 20:53

Ass-Haggis: asproigerosis confirmed

some dads are just hotter than other dads; some just have a greater or lesser electrical resistance in their testicular nutscrotes that like, contributes to the perceptions of "do i wanna bone down with this silver fox or nah"

it's hard to evade the temptations of a foxy grandpa too

# ? Aug 22, 2020 21:00

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gleebster posted:

I remember back when it was a d12. This inflation is getting out of hand.

all men lie about the size of their die

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# ? Aug 22, 2020 22:04

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magic cactus posted:

all men lie about the size of their die

It's not the size of the die it's how well u roll

# ? Aug 22, 2020 22:51

Khanstant

an old man who is not a dilf is basically some dude who got all the way to old times without ever developing the characteristics to make a good mate

# ? Aug 22, 2020 23:17

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Khanstant posted:

an old man who is not a dilf is basically some dude who got all the way to old times without ever developing the characteristics to make a good mate

Seems kinda social darwiny

# ? Aug 22, 2020 23:59

old friend

Chewbecca posted:

A DILF has to be a dad and not just any generic old man I really just insist on this!!!!!

I like to think it's pretty unlikely that most people want to gently caress their dads though so this would make the term pretty exclusive and not very versatile

# ? Aug 23, 2020 10:49

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

old friend posted:

I like to think it's pretty unlikely that most people want to gently caress their dads though so this would make the term pretty exclusive and not very versatile

Not all dads

Just your dad :poolgirl: