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WindmillSlayer

im horney as hell

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caleb
...rough day at the orifice.
Good luck on your journey

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bog pixie

id like to see it too pleAse

bog pixie

Slumpy
lol
:cool:

slumpy

the unabonger

Christoph
Loving the new Ozarks tourism ad campaign

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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

sorry op, it must be on my old computer. i had fun scrolling through the ol pics folder though so thanks


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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



Good times, great oldies

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
Here it is op, just gotta get it out my pocket...:flipoff:



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bog pixie

found it

:nws:

:nws:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Aug 22, 2020

Into The Mild





well that’s disturbing.

Khanstant

WindmillSlayer posted:

im horney a shell

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Into The Mild posted:

well that’s disturbing.

It's not just disturbing, it's also fully sexual

Goons Are Gifts

Don't be spooked, I spoilered and tagged this important image for safety!


blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
NWS


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
humnan sexuality snail

google THIS

For years I've tried to imagine what the melody to that song might sound like and the best I can come up with is kinda like Madeline Kahn singing "Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life" in the Mel Brooks film Young Frankenstein except a lot less competently

I bet somebody did a recording of it at some point that I forgot about but I consider my imaginary version canon

WindmillSlayer


WindmillSlayer

fart gently caress hell is now a cargo cult twice removed from any idea of it's actual meaning. Nostalgia, masturbatory in it's entire livelihood.


owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

WindmillSlayer posted:

fart gently caress hell is now a cargo cult twice removed from any idea of it's actual meaning. Nostalgia, masturbatory in it's entire livelihood.

thrice removed, perchance


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bog pixie

WindmillSlayer posted:

fart gently caress hell is now a cargo cult twice removed from any idea of it's actual meaning. Nostalgia, masturbatory in it's entire livelihood.

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood

google THIS posted:

For years I've tried to imagine what the melody to that song might sound like and the best I can come up with is kinda like Madeline Kahn singing "Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life" in the Mel Brooks film Young Frankenstein except a lot less competently

I bet somebody did a recording of it at some point that I forgot about but I consider my imaginary version canon

smooth operator, by the artist currently known as sade (which i pronounce correctly in real life, all the time) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A

crimes

deep dish peat moss

google THIS posted:

For years I've tried to imagine what the melody to that song might sound like and the best I can come up with is kinda like Madeline Kahn singing "Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life" in the Mel Brooks film Young Frankenstein except a lot less competently

I bet somebody did a recording of it at some point that I forgot about but I consider my imaginary version canon

https://vocaroo.com/nAPPgudagOP not your version but heres my take on the sexy snail song

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Aug 23, 2020

nut

deep dish peat moss posted:

https://vocaroo.com/nAPPgudagOP not your version but heres my take on the sexy snail song

snail with human titties oooooooohAaAaaA

deep dish peat moss

Fully Sexual Snail that I can't resist
You could leave a slime trail every time that we kissed
And I wouldn't even care cuz my life would be blessed
By a snail with human titties grown right from the chest

Human Sexuality / It's the snail that did it
Snail with human titties / Yo y'all can forget it
Got that #S-A-P / Call it slimy and get wit' it
Cuz it ap-peals to me / Sexy snail pic I print it

Use up all of the ink / Print it too many times
Forget all of this poo poo / Just want that snail to be mine
Just can't re-sist / those titties and shell combined
Call it el-e-gance or call it that rack is divine

nut

deep dish peat moss posted:

Fully Sexual Snail that I can't resist
You could leave a slime trail every time that we kissed
And I wouldn't even care cuz my life would be blessed
By a snail with human titties grown right from the chest

Human Sexuality / It's the snail that did it
Snail with human titties / Yo y'all can forget it
Got that #S-A-P / Call it slimy and get wit' it
Cuz it ap-peals to me / Sexy snail pic I print it

Use up all of the ink / Print it too many times
Forget all of this poo poo / Just want that snail to be mine
Just can't re-sist / those titties and shell combined
Call it el-e-gance or call it that rack is divine

the snail makes me smolder, gotta stop and behold her
the over shoulder boulder holder cannot control her

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

deep dish peat moss posted:

https://vocaroo.com/nAPPgudagOP not your version but heres my take on the sexy snail song

fuk ya


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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

snail with human titties, know it got me sprung
not sure what to do about it even though i'm hung
fully sexual snail that i cannot resist
every time that snail's not with me then that snail is missed
OOOOohh ooooooh... fully sexual snail
ooooooHHHHHHH... with human titties

fully sexual snail, got me standing in the rain
boombox over my head, pebbles tap its windowpane
human titties on that snail got me feelin kinda groovy
i'm out here pitching woo like an 80's teen movie
OOOOohh ooooooh... fully sexual snail
ooooooHHHHHHH... with human titties

its human sexuality i find so attractive
fully sexual snail makes my genitals active
that fine-rear end snail leaving a trail of slime
it appeals to me, follow for a good time
OOOOoOHh oh ohoh, fully sexual snail
oooooOOOOOHHHHHHH, with HUman TIIIIIIITTTT-AIESSSSS


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

snail with human titties please take my hand
we'll crawl far away to some beautiful land
where people are kinder and love isn't banned
things will be perfect there just like we planned
fully sexual snail oh won't you be mine
ride or die with me to the end of the line
human sexuality snail, what we share is divine
you appeal to me, you're so goddamn fine


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

WindmillSlayer posted:

fart gently caress hell is now a cargo cult twice removed from any idea of it's actual meaning. Nostalgia, masturbatory in it's entire livelihood.

and it’s sick as hell!!!!!



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thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Khanstant
this is the thread that shows up when u look for the snail w tits bc its the fully sexual snail

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Did that snail give permission to have her photo placed online?

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

KaBob posted:

Did that snail give permission to have her photo placed online?

that snail is a forum regular. they cool with it

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

WindmillSlayer


Oh oh ohhhhh ohhhh mmm thank you ~<3


Luvcow

One day nearer spring

WindmillSlayer posted:

Oh oh ohhhhh ohhhh mmm thank you ~<3

snail is "kind of a big deal" around here nowadays

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owlhawk911 posted:

snail with human titties, know it got me sprung
not sure what to do about it even though i'm hung
fully sexual snail that i cannot resist
every time that snail's not with me then that snail is missed
OOOOohh ooooooh... fully sexual snail
ooooooHHHHHHH... with human titties

fully sexual snail, got me standing in the rain
boombox over my head, pebbles tap its windowpane
human titties on that snail got me feelin kinda groovy
i'm out here pitching woo like an 80's teen movie
OOOOohh ooooooh... fully sexual snail
ooooooHHHHHHH... with human titties

its human sexuality i find so attractive
fully sexual snail makes my genitals active
that fine-rear end snail leaving a trail of slime
it appeals to me, follow for a good time
OOOOoOHh oh ohoh, fully sexual snail
oooooOOOOOHHHHHHH, with HUman TIIIIIIITTTT-AIESSSSS

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