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deep dish peat moss

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For years I've tried to imagine what the melody to that song might sound like and the best I can come up with is kinda like Madeline Kahn singing "Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life" in the Mel Brooks film Young Frankenstein except a lot less competently

I bet somebody did a recording of it at some point that I forgot about but I consider my imaginary version canon

https://vocaroo.com/nAPPgudagOP not your version but heres my take on the sexy snail song

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Aug 23, 2020

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deep dish peat moss

Fully Sexual Snail that I can't resist
You could leave a slime trail every time that we kissed
And I wouldn't even care cuz my life would be blessed
By a snail with human titties grown right from the chest

Human Sexuality / It's the snail that did it
Snail with human titties / Yo y'all can forget it
Got that #S-A-P / Call it slimy and get wit' it
Cuz it ap-peals to me / Sexy snail pic I print it

Use up all of the ink / Print it too many times
Forget all of this poo poo / Just want that snail to be mine
Just can't re-sist / those titties and shell combined
Call it el-e-gance or call it that rack is divine

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