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on my first day my mentor turned to me and said "the great thing about being an ice truck driver is that they let you eat as much ice as you want"
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getting a thin clear line shirt so people will respect me when i'm off the clock
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Aug 23, 2020 05:55
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did a promotional photoshoot with some instagram models. they twerked while we blasted the Ice-O-Matic at them. they got bruised up pretty bad but thankfully there were bags of ice right there
 
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Aug 23, 2020 06:08
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ice ROAD truckers? heh... amateurs...
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Aug 23, 2020 06:28
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making side money as an ice cream truck by dumping ice cubes in a traffic cone and calling a "Jumbo Coneboy"
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Aug 23, 2020 06:38
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That song Ice Ice Baby? Yeah. That's about me
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Aug 23, 2020 06:45
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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me and the boys like to go "ice fishing" after work it's where we dump a bunch of vodka into our complimentary Coca-Cola icees
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 23, 2020 10:04
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getting a thin clear line shirt so people will respect me when i'm off the clock
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Aug 23, 2020 14:08
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blasting a cig indoors exhaling the smoke right at the 7/11 cashier, “buddy, u ain’t poo poo without me”
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Aug 23, 2020 14:10
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lots of people ask me what are my favorite cubes to transport. flakes compact easy and make for a smooth quiet ride. crescents and 7/8 cubes, like you get from the Scotsman or Hoshizaki, rattle around like a bitch and nearly make me crazy when I'm doing my smuggle runs into Mexico, the Land with No Ice
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Aug 23, 2020 17:00
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walks into the gas station restaurant
scoffs audibly as I pass the normal patrons into the ice trucker section
scoffs even louder as I pass the ice truckers and take the only chair in the distant corner section for dry ice tuckers
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Aug 23, 2020 17:25
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calendars of bikini babes sprawled over igloos
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Aug 23, 2020 17:25
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i had a fence in arizona who'd always sample the merch by cutting the bag open with a switchblade & rubbin the ice on his nips
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Aug 23, 2020 18:40
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ice road ice truck drivers
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Aug 23, 2020 19:04
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- vanisher
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Chief, this body was put on ice so time of death is almost impossible to determine.
Chief: I know just who to bring in on this case.
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Aug 24, 2020 00:37
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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sounds chill. is it a cool job?
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Aug 24, 2020 00:43
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sounds chill. is it a cool job?
not gonna lie. it's a lonely road. sure, you can draw a face on a bag of ice, call it "Baggie Ice," talk to it, fall in love with it, have kids. but one day that bag of ice will melt. and you just gotta keep moving
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Aug 24, 2020 02:12
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“ice to meet you”
I giggle at my silly meth dealer
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I swear to God, if one more person sings the intro to Cold As Ice to me when I mention what my job is...
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