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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

 Thalmor? More like Thal-less, am I right? Who ARE these people?

Oh, you're a high elf? Yeah, I could tell. Cut back on the skooma, my man.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Chomp8645 posted:

Seen any... elves??? Haha!

Cram it in your barely healed knee-wound, ya Sweet roll!

Edit: *puts up fists* I'll show YOU a cloud district!

Edit 2: I partied with your mom last night. She tapped my bone flute for white mana. :getin:

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

RandomFerret posted:

You may have noticed, I'm a dragonborn. This is not a skin condition. I am not two kobolds in a trenchcoat.

A lot of folks have never seen a dragonborn before. This guy in the front row hasn't! Guy had his sword halfway out of the scabbard soon as I got up here. You're a paladin, sir, am I right? Oh, I'm sorry, YOU HOLY STABBY SWORD MAN YES GOOD?

I'm just kidding around, just kidding around. Woah, I think he's actually getting pissed off, everybody get ready to hide under your napkins. Don't worry, you'll be fine, investigation is an INT check. I'm just kidding around.

Let me get the big question out of the way. Both my parents survived the process, so yes, my mom was obviously the dragon.

THAT WAS A SEX JOKE, SIR.
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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

 Outside of a hound, a spellbook is a mage's best friend.

Inside of a hound, you better get some help from another mage to turn you back.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Aug 25, 2020

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