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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > RPG standup
 
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beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
So I told her to take 1d12 steps off a 1d3 foot pier

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beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
I don't get no respect at all. My doctor, he says I'm so old the cleric shouldn't cast cure light wounds on me 'cuz it'd deal damage.

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beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
Our druid is so horny you couldn't tell his rear end in a top hat from a bag of holding

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beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
My luck is so bad, I drew a card from a deck of many things and it hid itself up my sleeve

* # ¿ Aug 24, 2020 05:30
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > RPG standup