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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > RPG standup
 
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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




 You may have noticed, I'm a dragonborn. This is not a skin condition. I am not two kobolds in a trenchcoat.

A lot of folks have never seen a dragonborn before. This guy in the front row hasn't! Guy had his sword halfway out of the scabbard soon as I got up here. You're a paladin, sir, am I right? Oh, I'm sorry, YOU HOLY STABBY SWORD MAN YES GOOD?

I'm just kidding around, just kidding around. Woah, I think he's actually getting pissed off, everybody get ready to hide under your napkins. Don't worry, you'll be fine, investigation is an INT check. I'm just kidding around.

Let me get the big question out of the way. Both my parents survived the process, so yes, my mom was obviously the dragon.

THAT WAS A SEX JOKE, SIR.

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