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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why is it called Final Fantasy when there's a hundred of them?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why is it called Dragon Quest when half the time we aren't questing for dragons?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why is it called Mother when the mothers don't loving matter?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why is it called Chrono Trigger when we're trying to get a loving egg?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why is it called The Elder Scrolls when the scrolls aren't that old?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why is it called Fallout when nothing ever falls?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why is it called Baldur's Gate when it's so low you can just climb over it?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why is it called Tales of when no one actually talks about these tales?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why is it called Secret of Mana when they never tell us the secret?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why is it called Paper Mario when the games are made of pixels instead of paper?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why is it called Blue Dragon when the dragon isn't blue?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why is it called Pokemon when the creatures are actually Pocket Monsters?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
If the airship's black box is supposed to be indestructible, why don't they make the entire airship out of it?

And what's the deal with airship peanuts? Every time I see them, all I think about is dating high schoolers!

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