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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
So I’m banging this broad, right? Like really giving her the ol’ hammer and anvil ya know? And then right in the middle as I’m hilt-deep she says to me, she says, “I ain’t gonna come, the RNG gave me a bad roll.”

“RNG? The gently caress is that?” I says to her. I says, “I got your RNG right here, Rigid Naked Guy and I’m about ready to empty my mana all up in your pool so’s why don’t you shut the gently caress up for a minute!”

BADABING! RNG, ya gotta be kidding me, amiright folks?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Eyyyyy, I just flew in from Albuquerque and boy do I need to rest for 8 hours to relearn that spell!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

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