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*rolls a 1 for an intelligence check* So anyway, I was on my way to a show and I'm texting this 16yo girl on snapchat right when she asks me "Hey how old are you anyway?" and I start flying monkeying over it because you know these days I'm a little sensitive about my age. Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Aug 23, 2020 |
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Aug 23, 2020 23:04
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I get no respec I tell you. No respec.
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Aug 24, 2020 04:35
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People say Ogres and Gnomes are mortal enemies but that's not true. I love Gnomes. They're great for when you're hungry and you want to eat a whole village of something.
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Aug 24, 2020 12:31
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Of course we should travel through the Cursed Woods to stop Lord Mortar from uniting the Dread Crystals... But maybe if we just stay here at this inn and keep warm by the fire we'll get a stable government in the realm.
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Aug 24, 2020 22:09
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So I was going out to this fancy inn for a date. Got to the door and tell the guy "reservation for Gromdor plus one" and he looks terrified. Starts stammering and poo poo "r-r-right this way sir. Which table would you like? Any one you want we'll move people." I'm thinking "this is my lucky day!"
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Aug 25, 2020 07:56
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