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If the amount of swords you own is higher than your strength modifier... You might be a human fighter. If yer friends make you go through a door in a dungeon before they do... You might be a human fighter. If the words "adventuring" and "killing stuff" are the same thing to you... You might be a human fighter. If the only member of your party dumber than you is your horse... You might be a human fighter.
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So I was delivering the virgin sacrifice to the altar of Alath'kar the god of dragons the other day and some guy comes up to me, looks at the virgin, looks my dragon cult robes and says to me "Oh sacrificing a virgin to Alath'kar the god of dragons again?" and I rolled my eyes and said "Nope! I'm just a lowly novice in the dragon god cult and happen to be taking my bound and comely virgin for a lovely stroll!" HEEEEERE'S YER SIGNPOST And man that reminds me, just the other day a wheel came off my cart on the way to the graveyard and a passing young fop, probably some sort of troubadour, looked and said "Sir, it appears you'll have to reattach that wheel!" and without a moments loss I said "Oh really? I thank thee for such a keen observance, I thought it might grow a new one!" HEEEEEEERE'S YER SIGNPOST
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Colonel Cancer posted:Dwarfs are just dire gnomes Yes guard please arrest this one
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