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*gets onstage in the middle of a devestating hangover, throws out some lovely material that everyone has heard before with terrible delivery* *nerds, rolling on the floor laughing" "omg I understood that reference!"
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 00:06 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 08:10 |
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*after a half-orc interrupts the set with some half-assed heckling* "yeah, well at least I don't come by whatever filthy cave your warband lives and and yell at you when you're working, you filthy half-blood" *audience*
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 00:10 |
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I've been talking to this new lady, right? lives in the Grotto. A sorceress. No biggie. A lady of the veil, if you will. She's really adventurous, and I don't just mean she does quests, if you know what I mean. She likes to talk with the spell Send in bed. But last night she sent me a telepathic message! No respect!
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 04:28 |
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Thanks everyone! You've been great tonight. Remember to tip your wenches and halflings. I don't mean like that, Gary! 🤣"
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 05:09 |
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Empty Sandwich posted:There are some guys... they cast one of the Bigby's hand spells. Nothing wrong with that. Hell, we've all been there. "...because its YOUR faithful hound!"
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 16:25 |