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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > RPG standup
 
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Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*In a very Bill Burr voice* Did you ever notice

all fantasy races are just,

humans,

with animal parts.

Stretched humans with animal parts.


No I don't think elves are cool, they're just humans with rat ears. Humans with rat ears.

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Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chomp8645 posted:

I just flew into town and boy my arms tired!

Because I polymorphed into a bird you see, and now the wings are my arms.

This was both amusing and boring to read, nice.

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