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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author


NBC stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoWJTDqn64I

Fox News Stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_7Z058MC7M

8:30 EST

Monday
  • South Carolina Sen. Tim Scott
  • Louisiana Rep. Steve Scalise
  • Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz
  • Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan
  • Former Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley
  • Ronna McDaniel, the Republican National Committee chairwoman
  • Georgia State Rep. Vernon Jones
  • Donald Trump Jr.
  • Kimberly Guilfoyle, a campaign adviser, former Fox News host and Trump Jr.'s girlfriend
  • Amy Johnson Ford, a nurse
  • Charlie Kirk, founder of the group Turning Point USA
  • Kim Klacik, Maryland GOP congressional candidate
  • Mark and Patricia McCloskey, filmed pointing guns at Black Lives Matter protesters in St. Louis
  • Sean Parnell, Pennsylvania Republican congressional candidate
  • Andrew Pollack, father of Meadow Pollack who was killed in the 2018 Parkland school shooting

Tuesday
  • First Lady Melania Trump
  • Secretary of State Mike Pompeo
  • Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul
  • Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds
  • Florida Lt. Gov. Jeanette Nuñez
  • Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron
  • Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi
  • Abby Johnson, anti-abortion activist
  • Myron Lizer, Vice President of the Navajo Nation
  • Jason Joyce
  • Mary Ann Mendoza
  • Megan Pauley
  • Cris Peterson
  • John Peterson
  • Nicholas Sandmann
  • Eric Trump
  • Tiffany Trump

Wednesday
  • Vice President Mike Pence
  • Second Lady Karen Pence
  • Tennessee Sen. Marsha Blackburn
  • Iowa Sen. Joni Ernst
  • South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem
  • Texas Rep. Dan Crenshaw
  • New York Rep. Elise Stefanik
  • New York Rep. Lee Zeldin
  • Former Acting Director of National Intelligence Richard Grenell
  • Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway
  • Keith Kellogg, national security adviser to Vice President Pence
  • Jack Brewer, former NFL player
  • Burgess Owens, former NFL player
  • Sister Dede Byrne
  • Madison Cawthorn, North Carolina congressional candidate
  • Scott Dane
  • Clarence Henderson
  • Ryan Holets
  • Michael McHale
  • Lara Trump, President Trump's daughter-in-law and campaign adviser

Thursday
  • President Donald J. Trump
  • Ultimate Fighting Championship President President Dana White
  • Housing Secretary Ben Carson
  • Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell
  • Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton
  • House Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy
  • New Jersey Rep. Jeff Van Drew
  • White House senior adviser Ivanka Trump
  • White House aide Ja'Ron Smith
  • Ann Dorn
  • Debbie Flood
  • Rudy Giuliani, President Trump's personal attorney
  • Franklin Graham
  • Alice Johnson
  • Wade Mayfield
  • Carl and Marsha Mueller

Youth Decay posted:

RNC drinking game that probably won't kill you (note it's for NON DONALD TRUMP speeches only)

Take a sip for every applause line that bombs without an audience

Take a sip if someone advocates returning to the gold standard

Take a sip if someone mimics Trump's way of speaking (yoooge, bigly) thinking it's endearing

Take a sip for Kamala Harris birtherism

Take a sip for a hot mic swearing incident

Take a sip if someone says or implies that the pandemic is a plot by the Democrats and/or doesn't actually exist

Take a sip if someone actually mentions the existence of George W Bush

Take a sip whenever someone paraphrases the 14 words

Drink half the glass if someone says the 14 words verbatim

Take a sip if someone references WAP

Take three sips and finish the song if someone starts to recite the lyrics to WAP

Take a sip for every "joke" of the attack helicopter genre

Take three sips if someone goes rogue and starts bashing Trump

Take a sip if someone uses any of the following words or phrases: Rothschild, Bilderberg Group, reptilians, New World Order, Agenda 21, illuminati

Take a sip of communion wine if someone implies that Joe Biden is a dirty Papist/not a real Christian because he's Catholic

Take two sips if someone mentions QAnon by name

Take three sips for a hot mic n-word incident

Take three sips for a Hitler salute ("accidental" or otherwise)

Down the whole glass for someone using the n-word in a prepared speech

twoday has issued a correction as of 01:34 on Aug 25, 2020

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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

GET IN FUCKERS

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
still some time to go but whatever, feel free to post

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!
Welcum 2 superhell week

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


What time does it start/end?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Trump can stay but can we get rid of Pence. I mean come on guys, just imagine how funny it would be

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


I hear that Jerry Falwell Jr's schedule just freed up, seems like a good man to help keep the Christian right

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

this convention is pretty pointless imo. i think the only reason they're even bothering is because trump wants to feel like a big important boy. literally nobody else gives a poo poo.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I love pain

C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy
What time does this stupid poo poo start?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

C2C - 2.0 posted:

What time does this stupid poo poo start?

2016, but 7:30CDT.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
Tomorrow's going to be the funny one with Nick Sandmann and the Petersons.

Where's Diamond & Silk?!!

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

Looks good to me. Probably a better movie experience than the DNC was.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
gently caress yes I've been waiting all weekend for this death carnival

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Oh Lord, that pink shirted guy and his wife who were waving the guns around are actual speakers for the RNC?

Jesus.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

RNC drinking game that probably won't kill you (note it's for NON DONALD TRUMP speeches only)

Take a sip for every applause line that bombs without an audience

Take a sip if someone advocates returning to the gold standard

Take a sip if someone mimics Trump's way of speaking (yoooge, bigly) thinking it's endearing

Take a sip for Kamala Harris birtherism

Take a sip for a hot mic swearing incident

Take a sip if someone says or implies that the pandemic is a plot by the Democrats and/or doesn't actually exist

Take a sip if someone actually mentions the existence of George W Bush

Take a sip whenever someone paraphrases the 14 words

Drink half the glass if someone says the 14 words verbatim

Take a sip if someone references WAP

Take three sips and finish the song if someone starts to recite the lyrics to WAP

Take a sip for every "joke" of the attack helicopter genre

Take three sips if someone goes rogue and starts bashing Trump

Take a sip if someone uses any of the following words or phrases: Rothschild, Bilderberg Group, reptilians, New World Order, Agenda 21, illuminati

Take a sip of communion wine if someone implies that Joe Biden is a dirty Papist/not a real Christian because he's Catholic

Take two sips if someone mentions QAnon by name

Take three sips for a hot mic n-word incident

Take three sips for a Hitler salute ("accidental" or otherwise)

Down the whole glass for someone using the n-word in a prepared speech

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
the storm is coming!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

The Joe Man posted:

Tomorrow's going to be the funny one with Nick Sandmann and the Petersons.

Where's Diamond & Silk?!!

Bung bung bung bung bung bung bung bung bung

Oh Mr. Sandmann,

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Lawman 0 posted:

I love pain

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 01:25 on Aug 25, 2020

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Youth Decay posted:

RNC drinking game

Added to the OP but lol if you're not just drinking straight from the bottle the whole time

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
what up jerks lets get this death cult train rollin

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

TeenageArchipelago posted:

What time does it start/end?

Starting in 7 minutes I think

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
Lol if you're not watching this on Fox news

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


post ur poison

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

DarkEuphoria posted:

post ur poison


That's honestly sounds pretty good

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

I am strapped in and ready for Mr bones' wild ride

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

DarkEuphoria posted:

post ur poison


low-mid tier wine like usual. First bottle is an Alamos malbec

it wont be the last

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Pooky posted:

Lol if you're not watching this on Fox news

added to OP

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

they are already hitting this out of the park

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
rear end Hutchinson was on PBS

Listening to Republicans say they don't like racism is like listening to Democrats say they support universal healthcare lol

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

how has no one told chuck schumer that he looks like a total penis with his glasses down on his nose like that

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoWJTDqn64I

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Fox News stream seems to be ahead of everyone else lol

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Do we not know another word besides great?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

RNC Watch Thread: Triumph of the Shill

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Egg Moron posted:

they are already hitting this out of the park

they cut from one scene to another without a long pause, already beating the dnc lol

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahahaha this loving wiener

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
lol they’re opening with bighead mctinyface

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
its happening

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
wow this is going to be a rough week

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