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P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Stumbled across a website indexing thousands of obscure old magazine covers, and I'm really digging the aesthetics of xeroxed fantasy horror zines from 1985.

http://www.philsp.com/

So dig around and share your faves or maybe some cool stuff from your private stash of dragons and barbarian babes.
















It's not just sci-fi either, there's lots of neat old stuff.


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Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


drat those are all extremely cool OP, would love to flip through some of those. Found this old issue of Dungeon in a stack of magazines one of my neighbors was throwing out a year or so ago.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

My sister had a bunch of those Dungeon mags back in the day despite never playing D&D to my knowledge. Fun to flip through and look at the art and try to make sense of bizarre second edition rules errata.

Some more fun stuff











and on the lighter side

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011




Sin happy vacationists are overrunning cape cod

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?


I always thought this was a good one.

Also, you can read the entire magazine here. Looking at the ads from 1989. The world and TSR is so different. Just look at the advertising. 36 models in a Games Workshop figure box!

Hell, this already got covered on SA

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Simply incredible. As Dragon magazine matures you can see their artwork has as well. They have gone from just "sweet rear end" to "sweet rear end post-modernism". The level of detail here is what really sells the idea of this whole world where the good old USAF has to fight dragons with F-16s. You can see the little stencils on the glass of the cockpit so you know this pilot is about #1 when it comes to fraggin' dragons. This picture is pretty much the basis for the excellent movie "Reign of Fire" which is one of my all time favorites. If you've never seen it it's the one where the guy from "The Machinist" and the guy from "Amistad" team up in London to fight an invasion of dragons that have taken over the future. They have tanks and helicopters and crap and the dragons are still kicking rear end right and left. Highly recommended, as well as this cover. In fact, just put "Reign of Fire" in your NetFlix thingy and then look at this picture to get pumped until it arrives.

Comstar has a new favorite as of 12:45 on Aug 27, 2020

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Sticking this to signal boost!

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."
I'm a big fan of hilariously dated Playboy magazines. Here's a couple of my favorites:

(mildly :nws:)

https://i.imgur.com/RUQp46g.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/s4E8Yf2.png

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Thought this one had some energy to it.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





We had a bunch of old midcentury Popular Science issues when I was a kid, and I always liked looking through them. The science quality was often somewhat debatable but the cover illustrations were often pretty great.


Also I found this little gem while looking for covers I remembered :stonklol:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Do you have aliens on your TV? We can help!



It's a new-fangled engine!

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Gotta get those tricks for driving two-lane roads!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



They shouldn't have hidden them behind a subscription wall or we'd be much better off as a nation :eng99:

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006


I'm not gonna lie though, that cover seemed cool as hell at the time.


Enter also had programs in BASIC and stuff that you could type in and run.


They used to put out magazines to promote movies, spoilers be damned i guess.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


What little I can find online about Shadow Sword suggests it actually was just a fantasy zine, but goddamn, was I expecting this to be gay porn. Shirtless warrior cover! A "mature readers only" box! "Cute thieves!"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



"Cumming Assassins"

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...


Do NOT let go of the handles.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

It was soo good they used it again:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





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Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

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