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feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
feels good to brutally own the majority of goons with a simple thread title like that lmao

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

yeah i feel brutally owned for sure

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
personally I stopped watching porn an hour ago

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

what if neither?

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Haramstufe Rot posted:

what if neither?

proud boy huh

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

what kind of ally op, personally I only know of ally mcbeal

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I only watch free range porn

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

I'm not a feminist and I cumsoom a lot of porn. If femermists want to take away my cheer up movies they'll have to pry my cold dead hand off my hard dick

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I have never consumed believed or said anything in my entire life.

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

it's extremely unwoke to identify yourself as a woke feminist ally. and nobody will ever believe you if you say you don't watch porn.

check and :smug:

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
:colbert: ehm actually insex and kink.com are progressive because of a reason that i left in my other wallet, furthermore

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
friendly reminder no-one's harmed in the 2D realm.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
This is why you should create your own bespoke artisanal porn.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I was a sex worker a few years back and I give everyone here permission to consume porn.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

EA Sports posted:

friendly reminder no-one's harmed in the 2D realm.

yeah definitely nobody is harmed when people consume cartoons that depict children* getting sexually abused*

*uhm actually she only looks 12, she's actually a 4,000 year old demon

*uhm actually she started to like it at the end

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I was a sex worker a few years back and I give everyone here permission to consume porn.

i don't see what being an r-word masturbator has to do with porn

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

feelix posted:

i don't see what being an r-word masturbator has to do with porn

I didnt know you two used to work together

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

really queer Christmas posted:

I didnt know you two used to work together

from home!

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
with our monitors turned off

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
the furries are a step ahead of you yet again

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

feelix posted:

i don't see what being an r-word masturbator has to do with porn

No mostly it was camming and weird middle aged dudes paying me to humiliate them in chastity cages.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
written smut > porn

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

YeahTubaMike posted:

written smut >hentai comics > porn

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Remember that guy who even right up into his twenties still claimed he didn't masturbate or look at porn because it was pathetic and that he would wait until he was with a woman thank you very much.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

remember the ethical masturbators who would like visualize a spinning cube or something instead of thinking of titties

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

P-Mack posted:

remember the ethical masturbators who would like visualize a spinning cube or something instead of thinking of titties

whoa I'll have to try that next time

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Keep going

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Most self-described woke feminist allies are sexual predators

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



kecske posted:

what kind of ally op, personally I only know of ally mcbeal

I will wokely observe that Ally McBeal promoted an unhealthy body image. Here are my equally 90's thoughts on the matter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z7pJ8AtErY

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

i bet you consume a bunch of porn op

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

I am a self-sufficient masturbator. I take a close up photo of my elbow and pretend it is a butt.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Chrs posted:

I am a self-sufficient masturbator. I take a close up photo of my elbow and pretend it is a butt.

now that's what I call reuse and recycle

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





I consume lesbian fiction written by women bought on the amazon marketplace

I stimulate cottage industries so get rekt nerd

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

EA Sports posted:

friendly reminder no-one's harmed in the 2D realm.

Anime wins again!

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
bold of you to assume I consume porn that abuses women instead of, by way of purely random example, an enormous library of personally commissioned Looney Tunes diaper pics

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

sure okay posted:

I consume lesbian fiction written by women bought on the amazon marketplace

I stimulate cottage industries so get rekt nerd

I've got billions of subscriptions to these authors on my Amazon account because following their accounts was necessary for the free giveaways on Amazon anyway it got me a free dash cam and my spam folder is still filling up with notifications of bad romance novels.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

feelix posted:

now that's what I call reuse and recycle

Thank you heres a free sample

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/Cm6sEPx.jpg :nws:

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Chrs posted:

Thank you heres a free sample

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/Cm6sEPx.jpg :nws:

:vince:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Chrs posted:

Thank you heres a free sample

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/Cm6sEPx.jpg :nws:

Haha thanks chump I already uploaded it to r/gonewild, claiming it was my female butt. Now to watch the karma roll in

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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Looks like hentai is now the most ethical porn, in addition to being the hottest.

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