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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
How many goons masturbated to this :sonia: and/or :mamacita:

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



EorayMel posted:

How many goons masturbated to this :sonia: and/or :mamacita:

Back when they were uploaded, probably a >0 number.

Nowadays there are so many options that I doubt anyone would bother even ironically

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Has anyone heard about the pussy. What is it?

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
I will stop consuming porn once all women become sexy looking

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



End of Shoelace posted:

I will stop consuming porn once all women become sexy looking

This is the future feminazis want

e: wait no I mean the opposite

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Aug 27, 2020

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008
cumming hurts so i obviously dont watch porn

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Weigh yourself, then cum, then weigh yourself again and post the difference

bomb
Nov 3, 2005


If you’re coom doesn’t touch the ground you good

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

The Bramble posted:

Looks like hentai is now the most ethical porn, in addition to being the hottest.

Traditional porn is limited. Limited by the availability and expense of performers. Limited by the performer's attributes or consent. Limited by the laws of man. Limited by the natural laws of physics, biology, and linear time.


But with hentai, the only limit is the imagination.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Chrs posted:

Weigh yourself, then cum, then weigh yourself again and post the difference

285 before
169 after

Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Slumpy posted:

cumming hurts so i obviously dont watch porn

Speaking truth to power

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I used to jerk off whenever I was at home and bored

still do, tbh

but its probably not healthy

I should pork more, instead

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Fartbox posted:

I used to jerk off whenever I was at home and bored

still do, tbh

but its probably not healthy

I should pork more, instead

Why go looking for a cow when you can milk yourself at home for free?

Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Aug 27, 2020

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Chomp8645 posted:

Traditional porn is limited. Limited by the availability and expense of performers. Limited by the performer's attributes or consent. Limited by the laws of man. Limited by the natural laws of physics, biology, and linear time.


But with hentai, the only limit is the imagination.

lol

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

The Bramble posted:

Looks like hentai is now the most ethical porn, in addition to being the hottest.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
there is nothing ethical about hentai. all hentai is psychological violence

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'll ally with whoever offers me the most depraved porn

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Are we protecting the inalienable rights of fictional characters itt? I'd like to court-martial and hang all gamers for commiting genocide

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Actually porn is empowering to women. Furthermore,

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The Management posted:

Actually porn is empowering to women. Furthermore,

It is in fact extremely empowering to the women on OnlyFans making bank for posting a picture of their feet once a month

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
LonelyFans

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
As an ally to women I only finish after the porn actress pretends to cum

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Chomp8645 posted:

LonelyFans

It ties in to that parasocial thing people were discussing in GBS earlier, mostly about streams, and in this case as well more than them being creepy perverts it's about a desire for true human companionship. No amount of 4K porn will give you that, a sobering thought about our 21st-century Western society, subscribe to my blog for more content

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Aug 27, 2020

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Why do i have to be a feminist ally, cant i just be a feminist?

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Can I get this printed on a hoodie

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Puss...ee? What is... puss...ee???

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Tbh all men are trash and should be eradicated.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

Tbh all men are trash and should be eradicated.

Wrong thread, you're looking for r/relationships.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Colonel Cancer posted:

Tbh all men are trash and should be eradicated.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

wow do you want a cookie for being a decent human being

:nyd: :nyd: :nyd:

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
remember to recycle and reuse your porn today, together we can make a difference in porn waste

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

OMFG FURRY posted:

remember to recycle and reuse your porn today, together we can make a difference in porn waste

Just reach your hand to the left and jerk. Won't need porn with a helping hand!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I still have some 10+-year-old vintage porn on my drives

One day it will be priceless and fetch an astronomical bounty on PornBay

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
TIL literally no adult on the planet is a feminist ally.

Explains a lot about the world tbh.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




RepeatingMeme posted:

Why do i have to be a feminist ally, cant i just be a feminist?

College activists with little to no life experience would tell you that no, you cannot be a feminist, you can only be a feminist ally but only if you check everything on this list right here.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Love to be feminist by having semi-regular UTIs in solidarity.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

feelix posted:

Can I get this printed on a hoodie

I'm like 85% sure I've actually seen somebody wearing a shirt like this somewhere on the internet but the closest I could find is this ahegao print that's now burned into your visual cortex forever

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

feelix posted:

Can I get this printed on a hoodie

You can borrow mine.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
You don't want to be a male feminist anyway. If you claim to be one publicly, it's an even split between people...

A) Thinking you're lame as gently caress.

B) Assuming you're actually a sex pest in disguise.

C) Waiting for any chance to expose your vile hypocrisy, like catching you saying "boobs are cool" or something.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I only own classy, high-brow anime hoodies

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